maybe you should ask bling about that :P his kd was in our core and causing serious problems. They killed JLT and forced me to convert to semi mage. but sure if it makes you feel better :D

Bling is all fingers, seem to recall he had them in a few pies :p

I have been known to enjoy fingering a few pies in my time. Licking and eating is also fun.

No need to fight ladies, I was blessed with 2 hands.

Noooooo! Let Arma run its course! I want to take a break after this era ;(

switching to some defensive training didnt help, else Alba would still be gang banging me. was so sexy.

shut up poofbag homfag buttwipe kathtwat molofcuker

pun intended 

VU messed me up and I started playing it at such a young age. My mind will forever be tainted. 

Aoen

	Homes
	Houses 25 people.
	Built:	3183	Build:
	In construction:	0
	Homes filled:	0%

	Farms
	Each farm produces around 4 food per day.
	Built:	4085	Build:
	In construction:	0

	Mines
	Each mine produces around 2 gold per day and 2 stone every 5th day.
	Built:	4575	Build:
	In construction:	0

	Lumbermills
	Each lumbermill produces around 2 tree per day.
	Built:	3150	Build:
	In construction:	0

	Guardtowers
	Gives extra defence and increases line of sight.
	Built:	2892	Build:
	In construction:	0

	Taverne
	Increases the morale in your city and the armies stationed in the city.
	Built:	3015	Build:
	In construction:	0

	Armories
	Lowers training time and makes you able to train more troops in your colony.
	Built:	3706	Build:
	In construction:	0

	Wreckages
	When you destroy buildings they will become Wreckages and will disappear over time.
	Wrecked buildings:	200

every house has its own personal bar. He must like to make sure his peasants don't have any problems getting home after enjoying a drink. 

Thank you for your congratulations, Kitana :) We acknowledge the asterisk that you have attached to Dark Riders' victory this era. Congrats to Dark Riders and Stewie for the win. Despite us not being able to "break the Arma" as pointed out by Kitana, at least we have done what no Albatross kingdom has been able to do for the few eras they have been on Fantasia.... win the map, even after farming and NAPping up!

Let Albatross and Kitana have their little pride in that little accomplishment of theirs. Its just so funny to watch that salvage attempt at whatever little dignity they could muster take place :D

Hmmm.... is Strawberry talking about Kitana or me?..... :D

P.S. If it is about me, OF COURSE I do crap. I'm a Dung Beetle, remember? ;)

Have no fear, I will be tearing you apart quicker next era. Actually had a lot of chill time this era, sorting out travel arrangements, but looks like an early era end will give me enough time to cause chaos again next era. And this time, your little mages wont help you. Best figure out what your plan B is going to be. 

@Dung whatever

Ok... so what did you say again? i didnt catch that...

@Dung

Ok... so by "We" you mean you speak on behalf of some group of clowns or something? are you the leader?

Pft this guy's a total garbage, why did i even stooped so low to post in this in-game politics crap. Maybe its the weather...

This TBL acknowledges that he is a lowly being. He is thankful to be in the presence of many reputable and esteemed VU players, most of whom are also decent, honest, sensible and hardworking people in real life! This lowly TBL is grateful to be able to observe and learn from them, and to call the best of them "friend".

This TBL also acknowledges that Strawberry is an inferior being to himself. Hence, he grants her his pity and understanding, for it is a sad fact in life that ignorance and stupidity can never understand, contemplate or achieve greatness, even if greatness is in all its naked glory before herself. Thus, this lowly TBL implores all living beings under the sun, the moon, the skies and the heavens out there to have pity on Strawberry, to not cast her aside because of her ignorance and stupidity, for what makes one great, is being able to accept and tolerate an absolute inferior and trash-like person in their midst.

Just like how all the great ones out there accept and tolerate this lowly TBL, please do also accept and tolerate Strawberry! :)

You view it as a wall of text and waste of bytes. I view it as chill time, a relaxant, maybe some training in my sarcasm writing, and just having fun at your expense :D

If the loser weren't happily married I'd suggest you two get a room 

Im totally out of here... this is pointless.

:D

Lol. Also i wonder why people gtes mad in this forum, we all now that is full of trolls, thats why i enjoy it so much. Maybe in the future i can be a better troll. Or USA president :P.

lol no pride in what DR done. Won't even bother to pretend it was okay by congratulating them on there win. 

lol no pride in what DR done. Won't even bother to pretend it was okay by congratulating them on there win.