Star Bucks Cafe'

Star Bucks Cafe'

01:52:59 Apr 23rd 07 - Mr. Pesterd:

can we keep this as a bar please???? lets go guys continue buying dont let this post go to waste cmon guys get more active everybody wants a coffee

02:50:01 Apr 23rd 07 - Mr. Gboypt:

Hey Mr. Pestered can i apply for a position in this Star Bucks Cafe'?
I will accept any position.

13:07:27 May 2nd 07 - Mr. Sicilious Mash:

assign him as garbage manager

12:45:19 May 3rd 07 - Mr. Gboypt:

I could Accept that.

17:46:54 May 3rd 07 - Ms. Natalia:

*slaps pesterd on the back* your a crap manager, and we need more players in DF, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, so get your whole family on here or something, i'm making you the recruitment manager.

15:02:38 Jun 1st 07 - Mr. Goldsie:

*walks into cafe*
'wow this is a dirty looking cave!?'
*gazes in shock at the walls and the floor around him*
'man you need a woman to clean up this mess!!! this place is an absolute hole!!!'

(jokes lol : D)

Disclaimer: All views presented in this artical are the views of Goldsie the Racist and sexist hobbit and not of the writer.

07:02:07 Jun 2nd 07 - Mr. Paracelzus:

Bargorthain

Fantasia

Swordsmen:
30029

Hammerthrowers:
120408

Axemen:
23995

Runemasters:
120492

Cavemasters:
124992

Peasants:
10002998

Slaves >>>
1923993

Morale:
100%

Productivity:
99%

Population:
98%

Employment:
100%

Armies:
No one

Gates:
Closed
Production

Tax:
10002998

Gold:
10200480

Food:
2100523

Stone:
54500233

Tree:
2003582
Buildings

Wreckages:
0

Homes:
100023

Farms:
2350023

Mines:
3250023

Magic Towers:
23500

Guardtowers:
2350239

Taverne:
12499

Lumbermills:
235993

Armories:
12400233

Warehouses:
100000

Wall(bonus):
35%

Total:
20822533

07:02:50 Jun 2nd 07 - Mr. Paracelzus:

I have a realy messed up city... And I wish I had a city like this...

18:42:56 Jun 2nd 07 - Mr. Kassius XX:

that pic doesnt go with that size of city, shudnt ther be little houses out side, i thot it went, single tower, small 4-tower, big 4-tower (that 1), small 4 tower with houses, big 4-tower with houses etc

03:32:45 Jan 22nd 08 - Mr. Fire Nova:

lol This is me !!!! but a few eras ago... I started this

10:41:05 Jan 29th 08 - Mr. Meowman:

*beep* off or I'll kill you with a tray!

*Picks up a tray*

[[How many ppl have watched death star cafe on youtube? Is so funny]]

22:54:36 Jan 29th 08 - Mr. Arvious III:

*breaks the tray in half*

"You got a problem with that!?! Hey, Demonsul! Let's ruin this post."

02:58:40 Jan 30th 08 - Sir Fire Nova:

dude your so weird.... go away..

06:34:58 Jan 30th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

*Septim walks in.

"I HATE STARBUCKS! They are way too dominant! Where I am they always build next to small coffee shops, then the small guys go out of business due to Starbucks addicted people! They probably put heroin in the coffee! BURN STARBUCKS BURN!!!"

*Septim pulls a molotov out of his pocket and lights it, he throws it into the storeroom and the lights another, he throws that at the coffee machines before running out laughing like a lunatic.

12:50:21 Jan 30th 08 - Sir Fire Nova:

*rebuilds it by hand*

05:52:23 Jan 31st 08 - Sir Lexas Vineraven:

*tries to get in the door but the buildding is about 30 times to small*

"what is this? a coffee shop for ants? it needs to be at least...5 times bigger"

18:43:19 Jan 31st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*Walks in and confronts Arvious*

"You make us sound like were on the same side. I hate you, same as everyone else hates you."

*Hits Arvious with a nearby coffee mug, then walks out*

23:08:15 Jan 31st 08 - Mr. Arvious III:

Man...

"En tu Brute? Then fall, Caesar!"

03:59:54 Feb 3rd 08 - Sir Fire Nova:

*laughs at lexas for trying to copy zoolander*
"lol"

11:25:00 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*arvious disintegrates for no apparent reason*

"Arvious is no more"

[arvious cant respawn until he works out what just happened]

21:16:58 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Arvious III:

"I GOT BURNED!"

*respawns and buys coffe*

"Bye!"

(That quote I wrote was from William Shakespears's Play, 'Julius Caesar')

17:42:59 Feb 4th 08 - Sir Pesterd:

no he isnt. when you buy coffee you become alive

18:37:31 Feb 7th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."

*Leaves angrily*

22:38:44 Feb 7th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

"Okay, my dad's dead, so I'm NOT ARVIOUS III!"

*leaves forever*

17:01:27 Feb 8th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"Arvious IIII???"

*laughs madly*

"Thats not it! Roman numerals for 4 is IV!!!"

00:34:47 Feb 9th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

TOO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19:25:16 Feb 10th 08 - Sir Pesterd:

lol in 10 eras he will be arvious IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

19:29:15 Feb 10th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

BIG SIGNATURE! lol

I like pie! Coffee + apple pie + Coca Cola Zero = Best lunch ever!!!

19:31:46 Feb 10th 08 - Sir Pesterd:

SELLING FREE STUFF?

19:34:46 Feb 10th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

free sushi!!!

19:12:55 Feb 15th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*hits sushi with big hammer, mushing it*

13:43:57 Feb 17th 08 - Sir Pesterd:

*eats the sushi!*
"why did you have to ruin my income for the year!"

15:38:38 Feb 17th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

"Who, me?"

???

18:43:21 Feb 18th 08 - Sir Pesterd:

"ya"
"drink a bear please"
*poisens it*

21:39:34 Feb 18th 08 - Mr. Killerelf:

*Walks in..Looks around at the fact that everyones eating sushi and beer in the supossed to be coffee shop...Walks back out confused...*

23:20:24 Feb 18th 08 - Mr. Arvious IIII:

*gives a sleeping Wraith the drink Pesterd gave him*

12:39:39 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Gboypt:

*something moving in the ground*
*a dead body comes back to life*
*BUT....there is something different about this man*
*the size of his G became the small g*
its been a long time since i got my job here... i have not cleaned this place yet...
hmmm.....
*the guy starts cleaning*

12:51:12 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Gboypt:

ahhh its so tiring to clean a newly burned cafe...
*gets beer and starts drinking it*
*now he gets back on cleaning the mess*

21:04:34 Feb 23rd 08 - Mr. Plato:

*Plato walks in with the cider bottle from the tavern and sits at the table on the side that wasn't burned*

01:30:59 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*Gary (see Ye Olde Tavern) Burns the remaining Cafe to ash*

"HAHA!"

01:52:22 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*Gary puts all the ash in 5 jars and puts them into hiding places, so Star Bucks san never be rebuilt*

04:48:35 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Gboypt:

"What a Mess"
*Builds an Imaginary Cafe So that it can never be burned*
"now BURN THIS"
*gboypt shouted"

04:56:42 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*Gary gets rid of Gboypt's imagination and puts it in a jar*

06:29:02 Feb 24th 08 - Mr. Gboypt:

*gboypt gets a cranium basher and bashed the jar*
then
*gboypt Bashed Gary*

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