Family History

Ms. Mama Bear

Lived in Era 32 and got 1 heir(s) (Applejuice).
40,000 years before ERA 25
The story of Lithos is a great one, it is a story of one hell of a fantastic being, the being named Lithos. Many storytellers know not when to begin the story, and I dare not risk any detail in a story this beautiful, so I will opt to start it at the begining, way back 40,000 years ago when Lithos' mother and father first met.

It was in space, on a dark day much like any day in space Lithos' father Mr. Meteor and his mother Ms. Comet first met. Mr. Meteor was of course a meteor and Ms. Comet was, as you may have guessed, a comet. It was taboo for comets and meteors to marry, but Ms. Comet and Mr. Meteor were bound by love. They went on their first date to the cosmic bowling ally, Mr. Meteor bought Ms. comet a hotdog, but he dropped it on the floor in a terrible accident. Mr. Meteor was very embarassed but Ms. Comet knew he ment well and she thought nothing less of him. They had many other dates like this one and grew very close together.

Soon Mr. Meteor and Ms. Comet were married and at the result of some very hot cosmic love, they gave birth to neither a Meteor nor Comet, but in fact a dwarf. The gestation period of a Comet is usually about 12,000 years, but their son was premature and was born after only 10,000. They named him Lithos. Tragically the nursemidwife/astronaut wanted Lithos for herself, the *beep* stole him from his family and forced him into slavery, Lithos eventually freed himself though after a battle will a giant, white-gloved, evil hand (not at all unlike the one on Super Smash Bros. Lithos went on to set the universe free from some very naughty space gangsters.

ERA 25
It was after Lithos defeated these very naughty space gangsters that he found himself in a strange land called Mantrax. He soon found that he needed allies and he found this with the kingdom called Diamonds. Although Diamonds had relitively few players they were able to win Mantrax. Most witnesses agree it was the most amazing thing ever.

ERA 26
So it happened that the great Lithos begot a son. And when his son was born from Mr. Lithos's womb (yes, his womb) the baby sneezed. Mr. Lithos said "What a sneezy young dwarf". But Lithos was not much of a speller and thus the son of Lithos became known as Sneezey.

When the destruction of arma passed and life came back to Mantrax Sneezey was 16 years old. He wished to follow in his father's footsteps and be a feared king. But Sneezey was not the great ruler his father was, and most of his allies were worse (Billy was a total idiot). The group made a series of diplomatic errors and instead of fighting through the rest of the era on Mantrax like men, they all gave up and resigned. The once flourishing Diamond towns were now piles of wreckages, there was now a scare in the southwest of Mantrax.

Sneezey's ally's all begot sons that founded a kingdom called Ultimate in the majestic land of Starta. Sneezey's son, however came late and he went to a land called Nirvana. Sneezey's son was named Mr. The Mighty Hammer, and he was a total dumbass. Mr. The Mighty Hammer was accepted into a kingdom by a group of friendly rulers named the Templar Crusaders. Mr. The Mighty Hammer only fought one war and lost. He was forced to retreat from the lands he was trying to invade. Now on a certain day a powerful mage in the world of Fantasia casted the spell armageddon. The spell made defending cities very difficult and armies move very fast. Troops that had been prepared all era were waiting for just such a time. Music's armies swept the length of the map, from south to north, destroying everything in their path. The only thing that could stop them was the end of the world.

ERA 27
Mr. The Mighty Hammer, a dwarf, begot an orcish son named Sir The Mighty Hammer, the second ruler also was a dumbass and rainbowed his sciences. Mr. The Mighty Hammer's teacher told him to have another son and kill himself. This he did, begoting an elf named Sir Game and Watch.

Now Mr. Game and Watch was a very powerful Elf, he contributed to Luna Wolves victory on Mantrax the era he played. Mr. Game and Watch was known for his armies of archmages.

It is apropriate to talk about Mr. Game and Watch's teachers:

While Mr. Game and Watch was practically a
***VIRGIN*********** to the game
***AND**************had no idea what he was doing, he fell into the
***AUSPICE********s of two who
***WERE************very great rulers who were very well known.
***HIS*************** game improved tremendously thanks to his
***TEACHERS!!!***.

ERA 28
Mr. Game and Watch begot Sir Auratus who was a member of Nemesis. Sir Auratus played on Fantasia and finished 8th. Lady Quitone wanted Sir Auratus to marry her. Sir Auratus almost accepted but then Lady Quitone died. Sir Auratus was really upset at losing her. Sir Auratus retired as a ruler early to spend the last of his days celebrating his kingdom's domination over the land of Fantasia, Sir Auratus's teacher, Asystole (who, interestingly enough was the son of Mr. Game and Watch's teacher) won the era.

ERA 29
Sir Auratus begot Lord Lithos who was a member of Phi Factor. Lord Lithos was another mighty elf who casted armageddon on Fantasia. Phi Factor fought in wars that unfortunatly were slightly less then glorious... You see a kingdom called legacy and a kingdom called Dark Blood built blockers and pumped troops into those blockers and... for the most of the era left them sitting there, taking advantage of the defensive bonuses. Because a mass of troops were sitting on the borders of Phi territory, the leaders of Phi built their own blockers and were forced to do the same thing. These kingdoms were not happy when Lord Lithos casted arma either and when he did they teleported small armies of nazguls all over the world and when one landed near Logan Rocks, the town arma was being cast from, they destroyed it. Lord Lithos felt sort of like an ass.

ERA 30
Lord Lithos begot Mr. Agent Jones who played for Agent Smith on Mantrax. Mr. Agent Jones and all of his ally's were bored with their lives and disbanded.