Family History

Mr. Chuck Norris Snr

Lived in Era 34, got 0 heir(s) and was a member of Ownerfied Pzornification
What is there to say....

Chuck Norris Senior is undoubtably the greatest soldier the world has ever seen. With such abilities as:

Being able to kill two stones with one bird.

Making the dinosaurs extinct by punching the ground.

Being able to sneeze with his eyes open.

Welding metal by urinating on it.