Family History

Sir Smak

Lived in Era 11 and got 1 heir(s) (Cunnus Urinor).
~:The Saga of the Smak:~

Smaks father Morgulf had a brother who was infertile and unable to produce an heir.
The name of the brother was Meilham.
As a result of Meilhams infertility Morgulf promised that if he ever got more than 1 son, the second son would be adopted to Meilham.

As time went on Morgulf had one son.
The first son was named Skams.
Morgulf also got daughters.
He got four daughters,
they where called Meir, Mir, Mar and Muer.
Meilham lost the hope of ever gaining a son, but one day during the early times of the 11th era Morgulf had a second son.

Meilham took of to his brothers estate as soon as he heard that his brother had a second son.
Once he arrived Morgulf was unwilling to leave his second son to his brother, he had grown to fond of him and refused Meilhams request.
In response to this Meilham killed Morgulf, Skams, Meir, Mir, Mar and Muer.
He took the newborn to his estate and named him Smak.

Smak had many troubles as a young boy.
The other children teased him because he was lisp, lumpfoot, short and very very ugly.
But Smak had a solution to this problem.
He told his onkel, Meilham. And he slayed them all.

This you might think was a good thing for young Smak. But nei!
This left him without any friends. On his 13 th birthday he poisioned his onkel Meilhams pea soup.
Meilham died.

As a result of this Smak could take over.
But Smak did not like humans anymore.
Smak fled to the mountains in the east where he met a couple of dwarves. The dwarves mistook him for a sexy dwarf.
They did not realize that he was an ugly human.
They took him in as a saviour.
He then killed their Chief called Morg.
As a result of this he became their Chief.

He ruled the dwarves with an iron fist and showed no mercy to no dwarf.
He also ordered that all men should be slaughtered within his territory.

His lands prospered for a long time, his dwarves lived a wonderful life.
This was an era of peace.
Hardly anybody found themselvs dead in the morning.
All hail the great Smak.

This is the Saga of Smak.