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Fantasia 34
21:17:22 Jun 13th 15 - shyers (Mr. Halftheshyersiusedtobe):

Yeah it's like an army. But it will get stronger 


21:20:11 Jun 13th 15 - Bran (Mr. Sly Sloth):

armies get stronger too


01:29:25 Jun 14th 15 - shyers (Grandmaster Doctor Shyers):

But my erection only gets weaker with age :'-(


03:57:55 Jun 14th 15 - Prince Ofthe Dragons:

@Hung, it was plundered once during era (I also just checked my news to confirm) up into the point when I know we lost. And the only reason it did get plundered was a combination of myself and the other mages being offline all at the same time. I had troop in there but it obviously wasnt enough especially since I have 0 military science. Fant is also my inactive world, it gets 3 logs a day pretty much max.


04:23:11 Jun 14th 15 - Mr. Hung:

Nevermind i thought it got plundered more, my mistake. Btw ur dragon is headed east now and out of our core....Hopefully it doesnt turn back.


08:40:38 Jun 14th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

I think MAD was gathering forces to kill the dragon but then i arrived at their CORE :)


09:23:56 Jun 14th 15 - Mr. Hung:

No, wasn't worried to much about it. Never lost too much when it did kill my peasants...like 5 times? All after the homes got full again...

What happens if you do kill the Dragon? Any rich treasures? Or just satisfaction of it being gone....

I have the OP to take it out without including my Military Science. Just not all of my troops are together. If there is anything good out of killing it I will try to kill it probably after CP is gone....


09:54:46 Jun 14th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

Then i guess you will have to live with the dragon forever mr Hung.


10:58:02 Jun 14th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

15:03:52 Jun 14th 15 - Mr. Hung:

You guys should be able to see the Dragon now since it is on Cribhunters city. ;)


16:48:32 Jun 15th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

Great news! The dragon has returned to MAD core after a small detour!

Pedro Alb of childrens playground checked it out a few hours ago :)

Our scouts have found a dragon!

We estimate it's strength to be like 3107600 Slingers.


16:51:44 Jun 15th 15 - Binh (Mr. Binh The Swordsmen):

wowza. Good luck killing such a beast :o


17:14:02 Jun 15th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

Is there a limit to the size of this monster? It is clearly allied with Childrens Playground!


17:17:17 Jun 15th 15 - Binh (Mr. Binh The Swordsmen):

no limit, the more peasants it eat, the more gold it plunder, make it stronger :d


17:24:25 Jun 15th 15 - Bran (Mr. Brannigan):

neat im gonna land so i can feed the dragon


19:06:33 Jun 15th 15 - Mr. Hung:

Ya it came back. Must have noticed CP had nothing to take so came back to plunder us.


20:43:02 Jun 15th 15 - shyers (Grandmaster Doctor Shyers):

You will get exp in your army for killing the dragon.


20:48:41 Jun 15th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

OH NO! MAD IS GATHERING AGAINST THE DRAGON!


May it live!! Go Dragon go!


21:04:00 Jun 15th 15 - Mr. Bling:

BAD MAD
I got 100k spare pessies to go feed him with. where is he on the map atm?


07:53:27 Jun 16th 15 - Ryan the Archion (Lord Arc The Saviour):

The Dragon had devoured more than million of my peasantry and plundered more than 100m from my stockpile.

This is the latest one:
01:00:24 - A dragon attacked Kalinteris We lost 0 Swordsmen, 0 Archers, 0 Knights, 0 Magicians, 0 Catapults and 184928 peasants in the battle. The dragon stole 24090859 of our gold!


08:31:28 Jun 16th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

So its still alive? Praise ZeTa there is hope! Can we get more pics?


08:25:30 Jun 17th 15 - Mr. Hung:

Hey, whats up with this? Sheltering Jester now?




17:11:56 Jun 17th 15 - shyers (Grandmaster Doctor Shyers):

Well we might as well have a turn farming, eh?


19:21:06 Jun 17th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

This is one of the most outrageous things i have heard to date. I urge all Jesters to rebuild and re-join the fight. Soon MAD will be defeated rest assured!

Mr. Naked Soccer Jester (6/17/2015 6:53:00 PM)GOODBAD
i don't think many of us are rebuilding.....see you next era!


23:02:35 Jun 17th 15 - Stephen Ben (Mr. Pedro Alb):

if you are not a quitter then just leave and join us. Childrens Playground, sorting the men from the boys and then giving the boys to the men ;)


23:44:21 Jun 17th 15 - Mr. Tony Montana:

lol... i mean very very bad peeps


03:16:50 Jun 18th 15 - shyers (Grandmaster Doctor Shyers):

I wanna be a toys r us kid!!


14:52:09 Jun 19th 15 - HorusPanic (Lord Horus):

i guess its size maxes out



01:41:28 Jun 20th 15 - shyers (Mr. Shyers):

Bishies be tripping, like omg, did you see the size of that one? 


11:15:26 Jun 21st 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

Ha ha ha! Dirty MAD sends their armies again and again. We defeat them again and again. Come geddit! Why isnt Jestonists rebuilding and preparing for the liberation of their homeland? Its a sad sight when warriors put down their swords.


12:56:06 Jun 21st 15 - Stephen Ben (Mr. Pedro Alb):

Some people just lack stones


16:46:06 Jun 21st 15 - HorusPanic (Ms. Pennsylvania):

I'm ready for arma


19:59:14 Jun 21st 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

Horus is scared so i fully understand him!


21:10:49 Jun 21st 15 - shyers (Mr. Shyers):

Yall are still fighting? After all this time yall still ain't won?


21:17:29 Jun 24th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

It  takes more time then it should coz 90% of jesters just stopped fighting. Victory is certain tho thanx to that huge ass dragon eating its way thru MAD core.


23:16:32 Jun 24th 15 - Stephen Ben (Mr. Pedro Alb):

and the bouncability of Hungs armys


19:41:13 Jun 25th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

Can we have an update on the size of the dragon? Is it possible to kill?


21:07:21 Jun 25th 15 - Mr. Hung:

Todd...Why would you invite this man to your kingdom right now? If he would have joined you I would have crushed him right out of his protection... But oh well.


Message from Mr. Frootloops

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Mr. Frootloops (6/25/2015 8:27:47 AM) GOOD BAD
I'm not sure who Todd L Fondler is but he invited me to his kingdom and his name is too close to toddler fondler. I'm not joining a kingdom with that sick bastard. I have applied to your kingdom.


12:01:07 Jun 26th 15 - Bran (Mr. Britannia):

frootloops has a sick mind, making those connections where there are none


14:28:23 Jun 26th 15 - Ms. Sjw:

Its not Todds fault that his parents named him Todd. How rude!


16:41:19 Jun 26th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM CP HQ

My name...Its a sad coincident that had plagued me since i landed on this world. The fruitcake has indeed a mind of a mentally instable 14 year old girl. He is scared and i understand him. Mad is a plague that only childrens playground and the dragon takes seriously. And why i invited the fruity bati boy? To give him hope of a better life. You will kill him either he is with CP or tagless as you demented bastards have done again and again.   

In other news: 
Southern front is stable. Whorus of mad utterly defeated for the 10th time. His evil henchmen are 100% destroyed.

Western front is stable. The not so well hung of mad  makes another futile attempt to crush our freedom fighters. This will once again put disgrace to the evil nub with a small knob.

The dragon when last seen was more huge then ever. It made a small detour to show CP and its most serene and holy fighters that it is effectively destroying mad economy.

Forecast: 
Imminent defeat for the entire KD of mad. Likely it will be disbanded and its rulers disperse. 


23:48:19 Jun 26th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

Seeing as MAD is only 3.5 times our size and controlling 80% of the map. They decided to bring in more members to be able to defeat Childrens Playground. Amazing to see really! 


06:29:37 Jun 27th 15 - Sir Aloysius LXV:

Is that new to you?


02:43:59 Jun 28th 15 - shyers (Mr. Shyers):

No we are well aware of the fact that MADD goes for quantity not quality 


21:17:56 Jun 29th 15 - Bran (Mr. Britannia):

Ive got to say, MAD is making a real meal out of defeating our 8 players. shall we start trying yet?


01:34:03 Jun 30th 15 - shyers (Mr. Shyers):

Remember The tortoise and the hare, bran?


09:39:02 Jun 30th 15 - Bran (Mr. Britannia):

yes shyers, they were delicious, why do you ask?


05:07:30 Jul 1st 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

Tortoise and Hare? The tortoise have got a car that it refuses to use and the hare got a god damn heart condition.


09:05:29 Jul 3rd 15 - Mr. Naked Soccer Jester:

todd totally makes this era. mcp, most awesome player, most fun to read while wasted....all those good things. mxp equals mvp i think.


wasted, bran suxk. i quit because i started a couple new companites. anyone in the USA need a job, i have it.

shyers will be leader, and penguyin and i still talk on snapchat. 

first login in weeks, and man i wish i had more for this game. ill retire in 4 years when im 30 and play all day errrrrrday but until then know that shyers and i got married 4 years ago in MA, USA when it was legal. He owns my penor. He has whip and chains and it hurts but i love him so much i don't care.

long live jester empire! and booze for years! my liquor store opens in 1 month, come get good deals! minus bran, he pays extra cuz he always requires those crazy favors


15:42:53 Jul 3rd 15 - Bran (Mr. Britannia):

lol soc i tried my best to read that but you americans sure do butcher the english language that we gifted you. What I could gather was that you are quitting vu now because you are starting up more than one business? youre quite enterprising arent you. whereabouts in america are they, I could use a job, and itd be nice to visit the colonies


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