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Nirvana Wars II
00:23:57 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Hilario:

DoD, you're violating world peace here. i dont like you. :P


00:25:13 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Ducky:

***Bows down to the Master***

We are not worthy!!!  ;)


00:39:12 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Deadordying:

Mr. Hilario

Report


6/6/2008 12:23:57 AMDoD, you're violating world peace here. i dont like you. :P

ermmmm.......Ooops!

DoD


01:18:26 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. The Great Elf:

From the last 24 hours

VICTORY!

Mr. Deadordying. The city of Dolce is now under our command!
Some of their peasants escaped with all the resources!
We killed all of the 2672 troops.

VICTORY!

Mr. Deadordying. The city of Fanta is now under our command!
They had 94889 gold, 139368 stone, 0 tree and 0 food in the city, that is now yours!
We killed all of the 30 troops.

VICTORY!

We slaughtered them and left no one alive. Mr. Deadordying. We have won the battle!

We killed all of the 558 troops and 0 peasants.

Merged armies

Hate
Owned by The Great Elf

Turning Japanese
Owned by Mr. Izzy Sparks

VICTORY!

We slaughtered them and left no one alive. Mr. Deadordying. We have won the battle!

We killed all of the 3366 troops and 0 peasants.

VICTORY!

Mr. Deadordying. The city of Aloah is now under our command!
They had 755077 gold, 0 stone, 377098 tree and 4846 food in the city, that is now yours!
We killed all of the 0 troops.

VICTORY!

Mr. Deadordying. The city of Concerto is now under our command!
Some of their peasants escaped with all the resources!
We killed all of the 0 troops

VICTORY!

Mr. Deadordying. The city of Nowornever is now under our command!
They had 48855 gold, 0 stone, 0 tree and 0 food in the city, that is now yours!
We killed all of the 10008 troops.

VICTORY!

They surrendered. Mr. Deadordying. We have won the battle!

We killed a total of 1532 enemy troops, 0 peasants and injured 1532 enemy troops.


You're right, it's really not much of a war lmao

DoD

 

lol u r way too active or im too inactive well its a gem i guess i don;t have as much time as you do to stop ur attacks


01:28:30 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. The Great Elf:

lol i leave for two hours and everything is in chaos


01:29:14 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Ducky:

That's why we leave him to it, GE.  He doesn't need sleep cos he's really the Borg.  And you will be assimilated ;)


01:30:28 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. The Great Elf:

wat does assimilated mean?


01:51:18 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Deadordying:

From Wiki

Assimilation

In the Star Trek fictional universe, assimilation is the process by which the Borg integrate beings and cultures into their collective. "You will be assimilated" is one of the few on-screen phrases employed by the Borg when communicating with other species. The Borg are portrayed as having encountered and assimilated thousands of species and (reportedly) trillions of lifeforms throughout the galaxy.


02:01:41 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. The Great Elf:

i still don't understand


02:27:00 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Ironic:

Your culture gradually adopts the bigger cultures customs and ideas.

Or as  DoD means when someone tries to integrate another race into their being.


03:30:20 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Hilario:

*take out his notes and add Assimilate and Mr.GreatElf equivalent.


03:48:25 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Dog:

wat does that word mean im as confused as the elf guy


03:54:23 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. The Great Elf:

hey idk wat thats means but i know its not good


04:22:21 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Ironic:

If one wave joins a bigger wave then that is known as assimilation.

If one cell joins another cell then that is assimilating

If an invading country attacks another and tries to make the defending country part of the invaders country then the defending country is being assimilated.

In other words you become their *beep*.


04:27:02 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. The Great Elf:

wat was the beep?


04:31:16 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Ironic:

Heres a hint

I be pimpin in the hood with all my *beep*es and I'll bust a cap in anyone who says otherwise.

 

I think I just lost a brain cell or two >.>


04:37:27 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. The Great Elf:

why can't any of u guys talk normal stop giving me riddles


04:45:39 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Ironic:

Doctor has patients

Teacher has students

Parents have kids

Pimps have ____?

And yes I'm only doing this because I can, doing evil homework in June does that to you. >_>


04:47:16 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. The Great Elf:

im confused say it it words i can understand


04:52:26 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Ironic:

B I T C kaj H


04:57:04 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. The Great Elf:

ok i think i got it but now im insulted


05:02:28 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Hilario:

as·sim·i·late play_w2("a0475000") (-sm-lt)

v. as·sim·i·lat·ed, as·sim·i·lat·ing, as·sim·i·lates
v.tr.
1. physiology
a. to consume and incorporate (nutrients) into the body after digestion.
b. to transform (food) into living tissue by the process of anabolism; metabolize constructively.
2. to incorporate and absorb into the mind: assimilate knowledge.
3. to make similar; cause to resemble.
4. linguistics to alter (a sound) by assimilation.
5. to absorb (immigrants or a culturally distinct group) into the prevailing culture.
v.intr.

--------
the 5th defintion may help you. :)


05:02:55 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Ironic:

Yes DoD is saying your his *beep*

 

Don't you get your big old dictionary out on me because we all know your substituting for something else when you do that ;p


05:09:55 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. The Great Elf:

but how am i being assimilated?


05:15:19 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Ironic:

If he takes over your cities then your cities will pump out his type of troops thus his culture takes over your cities culture.


05:18:56 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. The Great Elf:

i freed my cities except one/ he caught me off guard and i undestimatedhim


12:38:36 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. Ducky:

Those ones you freed weren't the main bit though, GE.  They were just a preliminary incursion by our vanguard as a preemptive of what will transpire ;)


18:57:19 Jun 6th 08 - Mr. The Great Elf:

oh well he managed to capture my magic city which was my fault for not putting an defense but i already rebuildied another magic base


06:47:43 Jun 7th 08 - Mr. Hilario:

Soon, there will be world peace here. I can't wait.


12:28:46 Jun 7th 08 - Mr. Ducky:

We should have a Nirvana theme song, Mr H.....

Imagine all the people
Farming all the day
You-ho-oo-oo-oo
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the wor---ld
Will be Dharian


16:22:08 Jun 7th 08 - Mr. Hilario:

that's sweet!

*You-ho-oo-oo-oo, You may say I'm farming, But I'm not the only one...


16:39:55 Jun 7th 08 - Mr. Ironic:

Its hard not to farm whn your closest enemy is 80 turns away by regiment. But just in case I train 14k troops every day to be sure.


17:18:04 Jun 7th 08 - Mr. Izzy Sparks:

encore


17:57:45 Jun 7th 08 - Mr. Ducky:

Oh, I like that line, Mr H.  It works, it really works :)


18:19:24 Jun 7th 08 - Mr. Ironic:

You'll be at the top of the VU charts in no time.


21:53:43 Jun 7th 08 - Mr. Ducky:

Thankyouverymuch!  And now, one for all our friends in the Black Wolves Knights.  We love you guys .......

Yesterday
All those Dharans seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly, our defence ain't what it used to be,
There's some armies coming after me,
Oh, yesterday went suddenly.

Why they wouldn't go
We don't know,
They chose to stay.
We got something wrong
Now we long for yesterday

Yesterday,
This was such an easy game to play,
Now we need a place to hide away,
Oh, we believe in yesterday



22:52:17 Jun 7th 08 - Mr. The Great Elf:

hey u guys r gonna die really soon


22:57:33 Jun 7th 08 - Mr. Ducky:

Not by your efforts, GE - maybe from some of the others who're coming to help out.  Hope they don't weaken your other fronts too badly though - we could just be a diversion for those peaceniks in MAD ;)

But, even if we do, death is just a temporary inconvenience.


23:19:34 Jun 7th 08 - Mr. The Great Elf:

lol


00:35:36 Jun 8th 08 - Mr. Ironic:

That song is made of win.


03:17:15 Jun 8th 08 - Mr. Izzy Sparks:

There's a kingdom who's sure, all the Dharians will die
And their bringing the nazguls with them.
And when they get there they know that all the gates will be closed
With a sword Dhara will get whats coming to them


Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And their bringing the Nazguls with them.

There's a guy built like a wall, but you want to be sure.
And you know sometimes spells just dont go through.
In a city by the brook, theres a Halfer who casts.
Sometimes the number of troops is misleading

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And their bringing the Nazguls with them

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my Illusionists are STGing
In my core, i see smoke rising from mcgregors cities
And the voices of those who stand staring

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And their bringing the Nazguls with them

And it's whispered that soon, All Dharians will be gone
Then Wolfie will lead us to Victory
And a new day will dawn for those who stand strong
And our dwarf fills the mountains with laughter

And it makes me wonder

If there's an army in your core somehow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring cleaning for Phone

Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

Your head is humming and it won't go in case you don't know
The Devil's calling you to join him
Dear Ducky can't you hear the troops marching and did you know
Your end will soon follow

And as we charge on down the road
Izzy's halfers are taller then your trolls
There is the Elf that we all know
Who rains fire on all who dare to show
Now every stone still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
BWK is all for one and one for all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And their bringing the Nazguls with them

There's a kingdom whos sure all the Dharians will go
And their bringing the Nazguls with them
And when they get there they know that all the gates will be closed
With a sword Dhara will get whats coming to them

And there bringing the Nazguls with them, uh uh uh.

heh- Zeppelin Rules


04:15:18 Jun 8th 08 - Mr. Ironic:

Is VU made out of song writers because that was even better.


06:33:07 Jun 8th 08 - Mr. Dogga:

thats firking awsome


08:02:44 Jun 8th 08 - Mr. Hilario:

Dharans should promote peace too, that's what you lack.

Yeah, Izzy! Zeppelin Rules...


15:32:20 Jun 8th 08 - Mr. Hilario:

Ten Thousand Fists & CO (merged)

Army Info
Commander:Mr. DoggaKingdom Banner
Kingdom:Ownified Pzornification
Size:Army (100,000-200,000)
Status:Camping


Merged armies

Ten Thousand Fists
Owned by Dogga

Stg
Owned by Mr. Butt Raper

Ert
Owned by Mr. Dem Fat Clot

Ifyacantbashembangem
Owned by Mr. Dem Fat Clot

Face
Owned by Mr. Robb Stark

Yellow Can Club
Owned by Mr. Dem Fat Clot

Dieeeee
Owned by Mr. Butt Raper


this army will definitely disturb the peace and freedom we have in our little core. :(


15:58:19 Jun 8th 08 - Mr. Thebornloser:

Come on guys....

 

Can't we all just get along? :P


18:30:20 Jun 8th 08 - Mr. Surprise:

The Dharians went down to Nirvana.

By Izzy Sparks

 

The Dharians went down to Nirvana, they were looking for cities to steal
They were in a bind 'cos they were way behind, but not looking to make any deal
When they came across this young man, trainin his ponies and looking Hot
The Dharan jumped upon his land and said "Boy let me tell you what"
"I bet you didnt know it, but we are FF players dude"
"And if you care to take a dare, ill make a bet with you"
"Now you play a pretty good VU, but give the Dharians their due"
"We bet this city of gold against your soul, 'cos we think we are better then you"
The boy said: "My name's Izzy" and he said with an evil grin
"ill take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos im the best there has ever been"

Izzy you train up them Advents and played well so far
'Cos hells broke loose in Nirvana and the Dharian deal it hard.
And if you win you get this shiney city made of gold.
But if you lose the Dharians get your soul.

Then Daffy opened up attacks and said "we will start this show"
And fire flew from the heavens and they started to make a go
And they pulled back their bows and Izzy really felt the sting
The the rest of Dhara joined in and Izzy saw what they could bring
When the Dharians finished, Johnny said: "well you're pretty good old son"
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show how its done"

Here comes Izzy, Run boys Run
The Dharians in the house of the risin' sun
Illusionist in Godzilla, picking spells to throw
"DoD, do your Nazguls Bite?"
"No, Nub, no"

The Dharians made a run for it 'cos they knew that they been beat.
They left Izzy, the Golden City as a treat
Izzy Said: "Dharians just come back now if you ever want to try again"
"I told you once, you son of a b1t<h, Im the best thats ever been"

Here comes Izzy, Run boys Run
The Dharians in the house of the risin' sun
Illusionist in Godzilla, picking spells to throw
"DoD, do your Nazguls Bite?"
"No, Nub, no"


18:41:38 Jun 8th 08 - Mr. Surprise:

blah


18:46:09 Jun 8th 08 - Mr. Izzy Sparks:

damn dude you made my song look like crap, thanks for the support though


21:26:41 Jun 8th 08 - Mr. Izzy Sparks:

i was looking around for a song that might be better then that but i couldnt do it. Great job Surprise!


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