The Jester Embassy!

The Jester Embassy!

14:50:40 Jun 8th 07 - Mr. Dakarius:

Arma me wants =)

06:10:50 Jun 12th 07 - Mr. Millenium:

me too.... 2 and a half more days to world end.

06:40:09 Jun 12th 07 - Mr. Deadguy:

dude thats when it starts the gamw wont be over for a while yet

10:58:00 Jun 12th 07 - Mr. Brannigans Law:

you mean, thats when it ends the game, it wont start again for a while yet

13:04:04 Jun 12th 07 - Sir Scientist:

'When casting Armageddon it will take 10 days (24*10h) before it takes effect. Once it's on it can not be stopped. Armageddon will not freeze scores. Instead if will double offensive power for all troops and all armies will move as fast as scouts. This will last for additional 10 days.'

No actually he is quite right, Arma starts at that time and then it will take another 10 days for it to end. During this time the scores will be at risk from everyone willing to make a move for them. Armies being twice as strong will mean that it will take alot to stop the already powerful. But either way, it will take another 10 days before this era ends.............

13:07:59 Jun 12th 07 - Mr. Dingleberry Dave:

AMRA SVCKS LOL

15:55:46 Jun 12th 07 - Mr. Brannigans Law:

oh, he was talkin about when arma starts, i though he was talkin about when the era ends for some reason : \

01:03:53 Jun 15th 07 - Mr. Soccerjester:

The Jester Empire is recruiting for next era! Please send a message to Mr. Soccerjester! More info will come in my return message!

We will consider all players, so feel free to hit me up!

17:59:42 Jun 16th 07 - Mr. Soccerjester:

and, bump!

21:49:09 Jun 19th 07 - Mr. Dakarius:

Come on you stupid arma, end the world!
Jester is anctious to get back to the beautiful world of Fantasia where we shall once again try to conquer.

01:42:05 Jun 20th 07 - Mr. Soccerjester:

top secret: i recently just found out swifty and cobra will join jester for the rest of its existence. everyone, follow their lead and apply today! :)

09:55:32 Jun 20th 07 - Mr. Malekith Iii:

the only way out of jester once you join is in a box....

21:25:04 Jun 22nd 07 - Mr. Darkmarsbar:

lol

i want to KILL YOU SOCCERJESTER

HAHAHAHA

22:12:03 Jun 22nd 07 - Mr. Pharaoh:

Good luck next era Jesters!

22:25:05 Jun 22nd 07 - Mr. Dingleberry Dave:

thanks

we jesters will rock next era

23:13:22 Jun 22nd 07 - Mr. Isaac:

Well I hope jester come to fantasia for some action were I can realy showthem how poweful I am as well as them retards Luna wolves

23:15:27 Jun 22nd 07 - Mr. Brannigans Law:

oh yeah, what kingdom are you in?

01:04:59 Jun 23rd 07 - Mr. Soccerjester:

isaac, u made my day. i would love to see u in fant! which kingdom will u be playing with?

ya, we will rock swifty! with u taking out our trash, nothing is impossible! holla!

09:10:31 Jun 23rd 07 - Mr. Isaac:

I might join mirror since my bro is there but which ever world Luna goes to I will go to kill them in one week just like I took a small core from them even though they had 30K troops with my 10K troops. Those are the citys we were fighting on I only built 4 citys 2 armories and 2 mining citys

12:40:33 Jun 23rd 07 - Mr. Punisher:

Just thought I'd say Jester did a great job on Starta this era

it was fun :)

18:06:53 Jun 23rd 07 - Mr. Soccerjester:

as did luna, u got us the second time!

20:56:24 Jun 23rd 07 - Ms. Bored:

Isaac, good luck "showing" how powerfull you are to Jester next era.

08:50:48 Jun 24th 07 - Mr. Rocky:

HI ms bored its me nicholas am on mantrax for my second era and i kick TAK the alied kingdoms ass all by myself. read about it I post it in the forum not bad for a newbe hah.

19:05:57 Jun 24th 07 - Mr. Isaac:

I will do more than good, hope Mirror declares war on them

14:19:43 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Dakarius:

NEW ERA

14:22:45 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Dakarius:

Predators take up yo much space next to us on the map. Soooo......
WAR!

14:24:29 Jun 27th 07 - Mr. Darkmarsbar:

WHAT

15:16:54 Jun 27th 07 - Duke Mielo:

sounds like ... *newby politics* yeah

04:31:26 Jun 28th 07 - Mr. Dakarius:

I know it doesn't mean anything, but it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside =)
Kingdoms in Fantasia
JEST Jester 25 Lady Mifune 100
PHI Phi Empire 24 Mr. Mavich The Cloner 100
Abydos Abydos 22 Dark Lord Finwe 96
DB Dark Blood 19 Mr. Draiken 95
Havoc Carnage 29 Sir Echion 94
LGC Legacy 18 Mr. Roxbury 93
Music Music 15 Mr. Spoon 80
M Mirror 19 Duke Azaruc 79
ZEON ZEON 25 Mr. Messiah 77
RPK Rogue Phoenix 11 Sir Acelnorst Dezhelian 46

09:52:45 Jun 28th 07 - Mr. Brannigans Law:

no dak, youve just hit puberty

15:49:37 Jun 28th 07 - Mr. Deadly Doughnut:

Jesters on top? How does that work...that's not supposed to happen....what are the rest of you all duing! I'll tell ya what...SLACKING! How can you all let us be on top? For even a moment.

15:51:01 Jun 28th 07 - Dark Lord Finwe:

25 cities > 24 cities when first built so work it out ;)

15:53:19 Jun 28th 07 - Mr. Cros:

Uh... how bad..
If it means something....

04:36:07 Jul 2nd 07 - Mr. Dakarius:

(in the absence of one of adleberts war statements)
The Kingdom of Jester declares war on Mirror! Do to long negotiation times over an NAP and hostilities on both sides, War is the solution of choice. We of Jester shall help wipe Mirror from the world of Fantasia. Perhaps it will turn out better in eras to come, but for now, God rest their poor, soon to be chared souls.
Top reasons for a Jester victory:
1. We are funnier
2. We are sexier
3. We have girls in our kingdom
4. We are tired of waiting for action
5. Mirrors break (we are immune to bad luck)
6. Bunnies are used in testing
7. We can pull bunnies out of our hats.
8. Rabbit stew
9. Shhhh....We're hunting for wabits.
Have Fun and Die!

07:04:45 Jul 2nd 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

We have the power that just keeps on giving laughter and while your laughing we'll rob and/or mutilate your bodies YAY for Jester!

18:41:20 Jul 3rd 07 - Mr. Brannigans Law:

DOUBLE POST :(

18:41:20 Jul 3rd 07 - Mr. Brannigans Law:

why did the chicken cross the road?

19:24:16 Jul 3rd 07 - Mr. Atreides:

Cause he's *beep*. Don't you get it...he was going to the other side! That's what they call it! It's obvious this is just a metaphor to describe the homosexual chicken.

01:59:16 Jul 4th 07 - Mr. Brannigans Law:

the chicken isnt a homo!!

now, are you gonna ask why he crossed the road or keep guessing?

this jester is losing his patience

03:41:08 Jul 4th 07 - Mr. Atreides:

I have a dream...a dream that one day chickens will be able to cross the *beep*ing road without their motives called into question. But, if you really insist (don't want to get on the bad side of a jester...) why did it cross the road?

05:30:16 Jul 4th 07 - Mr. Dakarius:

I will answer your question with one of my own. Why did the butcher cross the road?

09:33:36 Jul 4th 07 - Mr. Brannigans Law:

oh why did the butcher cross the road...

18:56:57 Jul 4th 07 - Mr. Atreides:

lol...you still aren't getting a chance to answer lol.and the butcher crossed the road to kill the chicken!

03:46:00 Jul 5th 07 - Mr. Zach Mihard:

btw dakarius, that war declaration is soooo abydoucheish

04:13:48 Jul 5th 07 - Mr. Adelbert Rockbeard:

Jester Empire, scum of all Fantasia, i want this world to know of your pathetic ways. Hence i've decided to share my experience with all of VU in your very embassy! Truly, you were fools if you ever thought you could defeat Mirror without the help of spineless cowards as Condinho the Betrayer!

Remember the fear you felt in the beginning of this era! Remember it! For it will come once more, and when it does, it will find no mercy! It will haunt you, and torment you... It will destroy you whereever it may find you!

You contacted me in hope of establishing peace, and for a while i actually considered it. In my ignorance i came as far as to thinking of possible terms for our agreement, but thankfully i found wisdom in the last hour. You're diplomatic ways were offensive, and i was personally offended by being threatened by you lesser beings. Only your behested tongues held me back from naping you scum! And as ironic it may now seem, i am thankful for your arrogance and provocative way of negotiating. During our talks, you had prepared for an assult on us! If anyone says otherwise i will post my entire conversation with representatives from this Jester kingdom! And it will confirm every of my statements... When we turned your pathetic beggings down, you decided to declear war upon us. Eventhough we were already at war on the other side, we accepted your challenge, and we stood steadfast and proud on our ground! And i tell you now scum of Fantasia! Jester clowns and fools that we would have defeated you to the last man! And even now when our own walls falls from within, you pour your strenght into our borders, and keep on taking whatever scratches you find in our ruins! You are indeed pathetic, and i swear i shall find revenge upon you aswell! Henceforth i cast away any future friendship with this evil empire and i swear revenge for eras to come! Try never to contact me, seeking pity nor mercy! For not even i shall find it! My sworned foes you shall become as long as your banners exist! And this doom shall haunt you as long as my banners are seen on Fantasia! Death will find you in time. I swear

Viceroy Adelbert of Mirror

04:27:47 Jul 5th 07 - Mr. Zach Mihard:

And the truth of the matter is, we would have broken your blocker by the bridge a long time ago. But we are worried about breaking it. We are worried not because of you, but because of the kingdoms you share areas with.

Mirror was in a really tight situation. Music, Jesters, Zeon and Abydos just across the river. Music declared war. we accepted. but we only played defense. we did not try to break into their core. Dakarius threatened us with death if we dont accept his NAP proposal (nice job to try to get a NAP). We chose war because we do not like us being threatened and bullied.

So why is Mirror skeptic about warring jesters and music when Music and Jesters are not really good kingdom?

Answer
Zeon made it clear to attack us if we cross the bridge and go to your core. Music, Zeon and Jesters core are across the bridge. We cannot possibly win a war without getting to your core. And if we get to your core, Zeon will join and declare us. We are not afraid of Zeon. But we know that Zeon and Abydos is MAPPED. So if Zeon joins, it is highly possible that Abydos will join too since their borders will be threatened. In short, If we cross the bridge, its gonna be Jesters-Music-Abydos-Zeon versus Mirror. We know Abydos and Zeon are fighting other wars. But still its not gonna be favorable for us to cross the bridge at that moment.

so please dont pat yourself in the back and say Mirror was not able to attack you. Good for you you have friends in your area. You lapdogs.

PS
Dakarius, you're a dumbass and you know it

04:35:31 Jul 5th 07 - Mr. MY God Farts:

04:43:32 Jul 5th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

riiiight jester would have beatin mirror even without condinho, that war was just a cakewalk jester walked all over mirror so badly and they were warring DB at the same time too so even without condinho mirror would have still lost to jester after all condinho is only one man

First of all was that Sarcasm or being serious? Second we broke through your souther blocker before Condihno betrayed you, your core was easy to get through since you had 5 openings it was going to be an easy win for Jester. Third actually untrue when we battled your stronger blocker(Border of M and it was probablly your strongest blocker since that was where we saw all troops go) we found it had only 1/5(think it was 1/7 or 1/6 but some of our troops weren't posted so I can't be sure) of the troops that we had in our blocker, thats not even considering the fact that we were putting troops into attacking your souther blocker. You may say so we had lots of Nazzies in there so it didn't matter. Wolf 2 put about 60% of the troops that went in there. He's a dwarf. So in the end we would have won.

04:57:31 Jul 5th 07 - Mr. Atreides:

    Ok....I understand you're pissed about Condinho and the betrayal crap, but what you just posted is pretty darn *beep*. Seriously, did you even think before posting that? First of all...YOU'RE COMING TO OUR EMBASSY AND INSULTING US!! WTF!!
    Also, the war was basically your fault. I mean, true, we did start preparing for the war before the official declaration. But, that was only after we had not recieved a response in a rather long time...AND after Mirror took multiple cities that were not behind the bridge blocker.
    Oh, and we would have wiped you out long easily even without the betrayal. And Music was more busy with Carnage then attacking you...(actually, not sure about that, but from what I see, most of their armies were not heading towards Mirror). Condinho only left after we broke through the blocker...you fielded few troops to face us in any of the blockers. Admiteddly, the norther blocker held out for a day or so longer, but it had very few troops compared to our bridge blocker (which you say you could have broken through).
    To conclude, now I'm really *beep*ing angry because you caused me to write so *beep*ing much!! Damn, I haven't typed this much since *beep*ing school ended!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!

05:35:09 Jul 5th 07 - Mr. Deadly Doughnut:

PS
Dakarius, you're a dumbass and you know it

I know it. :)

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