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Valhalla 85 Rise of the Birds
23:58:50 Dec 29th 22 - Konspyre (Captain Daniel Craig):

We have properly sent a messenger to send the notice, yet your employee murdered our messenger while on his travels!
We have done all we can to punish him for his transgressions, and I recommend you punish his family for our notice not reaching you, as not sending the divine word called a "Notice" is, by far, the most outrageous and blasphemous action that could ever be taken!


22:13:28 Dec 30th 22 - Sir Ellezar:

Unless 80% of HnS were inactive in last 3-4 RL days, the decision to attack Daniels now that all their armies are back to their core has to be the worst tactical decision in any army campaign of all time? 


23:29:40 Dec 30th 22 - Ms. Asrock:

Nobody was going to attack you.

We were prepped to defend against you, cause we expected you to war us after vanheim.

Than there was a cf made so some armies went north.
If we wanted to war we would had done it from start instead.

You guys made it into war when we eventually went on the peace road. 


01:02:43 Dec 31st 22 - Konspyre (Captain Daniel Craig):

huh?
just to confirm Asrock, you're talking about JD's, our kingdom, right? you mentioned a cf so i'm assuming it's us but what you're writing makes no sense, so please confirm before anyone genuinely responds lol


01:08:38 Dec 31st 22 - Ms. Asrock:

Owh ellazer was from vanheim.

Well the same information still stands.
We moved away when the war wasnt going to happen.



01:54:06 Dec 31st 22 - Konspyre (Captain Daniel Craig):

we were approached about peace, we thought we'd have peace, turns out your KD leader never expected peace?

when we expected peace you moved four armies right next to our border and claimed we weren't even allowed to send troops to two of our eco cities, because that would be "aggression"?

sounds like internal comms issues in HNS to me, but you tell me man


02:20:53 Dec 31st 22 - Ms. Asrock:

Lol funny.

Than let's go with that.

You wanted peace? we were at war with Monarch & Albatross.
Monarch was east of you guys, so we are allowed to attack them. No way there is going to be a reason we're not going into their core when warring.
Let's get past that part, Albatross was building on that area, free passage from you guys and monarch we're in war and we can let them move against us from there, but we are not allowed to attack them, cause they are under ur protection? Funny.

Ah let's get past that part.
Suddenly out of nowhere alba build a town inside our core and tadaa , plague occured inside that area. Weird ain't it.

Now you guys do everything , to stop us from fighting our enemies.
And ur defending that same enemy " under some bullshit " and we're the bad guys.
Please, the moment the CF was signed things were done, we attacked Monarch.
As that was our good right, we were also already there when the so called "CF" was signed.

You just bought time to get ur armies sorted to move, while that CF was signed, our armies moved away from the area, you took advantage, stop trying to make it look like your so "honerable" cause ur not. 

lame ass excuses ugh.


03:04:17 Dec 31st 22 - Konspyre (Captain Daniel Craig):

We allied Monarch shortly after the era started. The only way we've been against you fighting Monarch were Bigfield's ridiculous claims of being allowed to go THROUGH our core, even though you've always been allowed to just go around it, no blockers involved.
We haven't allowed any Alba troops passage through our core at any point.
No Alba troops were ever under our protection, and the movements that Alba did make shortly after our CF was established were frowned on, but they were scouts. But apparently any Alba presence gives your kingdom whatever power you want in going into the supposed "no man's zone" YOUR leader proposed, and even into our core?

We're supposed to allow you to walk full armies up to some of our biggest and most vulnerable eco cities because.... Alba has 1 gt?

Can't comment on the plague, haven't read or seen anything about that Alba plague thing besides the comments on discord, but hey you guys plagued us yday, and i'm not crying like you are

what do we do "to stop you" from fighting your enemies? your leader invented some bullshit about a scout being trapped inside a city we took from Vanheim, and insisted that was the reason ~15ish 2-4k armies were pathed into our core?

Please check with your KD leader before commenting again because you clearly have no clue about anything that's been going on between our kingdoms.

From the communication we've had, your kingdom took the initiative in backstabbing us, and I'd be delighted to be proven wrong.

Call it lame ass excuses, say we aren't honorable, it doesn't matter. The fact remains that your kingdom as a whole, as HNS, took the initiative in fucking us over, and it's not our responsibility that you weren't properly informed about the process inside your own kingdom.


03:21:44 Dec 31st 22 - Ms. Asrock:

Nobody walked thrue ur area.

Whoopie came from the very north east and move there.
That they asked for it is normal you could say no and be done with it.
We could walk around it, so what's the problem.

You guys allowed alba to build on ur borders, where they could reach us.
And we should just silently accept that? Bit weird isn't it.
So yeah we're free to attack them, and again I state the engagement didn't happen from your core but from the north east.

Again, you claim us to plague you, but again with 0 evidence, as your surrounded by enemies. The difference is ofc we have no evidence either. But what we do have in comparisement to you guys is. That the FCC town of alba isn't in anyones range besides urs. Unless you expect us to cast plague within our own borders.
As to where you claim us to have casted plague, you had 3 or 4 people that could had casted that plague. You claim it to come from the north , that's pretty far away from our core towards there. Big difference, atleast there is a base for our claim, but the claim for urs is way widely spread and with more possibble oppurtunities. Atleast be honest about that part. 

Again backstabbing, while bigfield cleared contact you and made the deal.
Where our armies moved north. Unless your blind and going to deny it. Than ask why my army was totally south, but suddenly up north. ???? Clearly your missing a point there. 

After deal was done we all moved away and had not made an hostile actions against ur kingdom, clearly proven by armies moving away from the area. Besides the very east were whoopie was taking a few monarch town. 

Now show me where the backstabbing actually happend ? 
We moved away from the area, where we stood defensive, as we wasn';t sure what you guys would do after vanheim, as till that point there was no official relations or whatsoever. 

After you guys talked and it was settled, again we moved out, clear intention of no hostile intention. 
As I've mentioned it multiple times, I wanted to attack you guys from the start, as you guys were a threat from start and closeby, bigfield prevented that.

The bullshit you keep spreading about, I don't know anything, isn't going to make this what I wrote untrue. It happend just as written. Try to deny we moved away from the southern blockers after the agreement, or when the terms were being spoken.

1. alba places a random 1 building town in the middle of the area, there comes plague. Very suspicious, we think it was you but we didn't come out blaming you or saying you breached agreements.
2. you guys cancelled immediatly after most of our armies moved away from the area, making it easier for you to move in. So it shows that you guys were already planning dirty actions. Than atleast be "honerable" "brave" enough to deny the cease fire agreement, and said we will attack you, instead of hiding and prepping behind it.

You try to put ur dirty play mindset, and try to blame us.
But again you guys have nothing were you can blame us on , what was a breach.
The 15-ish armies was at the same time you guys moved a few armies towards us.
and that was at the moment you guys, informed us about the cf ending, were big armies were already moving west towards our area? Are you on drugs m8?

Being honest is really an issue it seems, you try to twist things to much.
And as response , initiative on what? Defensive measures, we walked towards our blocker and stood there did nothing. CF was signed we all moved away north.
Haha and that's your way of saying we fucked up? While your intent was obviously clear. Would had respected you if you had denied the CF and it went to war, instead of making us move away.

But meh. Tell urself all the fairytales you want.


03:25:54 Dec 31st 22 - Konspyre (Captain Daniel Craig):

you ok if i read that wall of text tomorrow? the shortest summary i can give is that you pathed into our core and we said no, i never said we'd wait until you actually prepped lol


04:09:13 Dec 31st 22 - Ms. Asrock:

Okay baby.

Here you also deserver a sticker.


06:08:01 Dec 31st 22 - Dark Lord Anewbis:

Casting plague within your own borders is just as likely as our allies casting plague on us. 

Unless of course ghost got 8 magic as a halfling. 


08:33:15 Dec 31st 22 - Ms. Asrock:

Again the range towards were you claimed the plague started is pretty far away from our core than were fcc had plague.

Its weird the enemy spawns a 1 town city and its plagued the only 1 in range able to cast is you as pretty much everyone is to far away. 


08:50:12 Dec 31st 22 - Lord Caedus:

It’s always a laugh watching HnS taking the high road, era after era. The only difference with this era being that they have an absolute motor mouth representing them in the forums. 


08:59:31 Dec 31st 22 - Ms. Asrock:

Lol coming from you thats gold.

Hows ur best buddy doing, needed 17 members to pick a fight eh.

How's exchanging resources going for ya.


09:17:06 Dec 31st 22 - Bigfield (Mr. Bigfield):

Its not rocket science.

We never had consensus of peace or war. I should have allowed conflict but gave the benefit of the doubt that if we signed an agreement and moved our main forces towards our main enemy for the era that we wouldn't need to turn them around six hours later.

There was little trust left when they moved nearly 80 thousand Berzerkers into the zone unnanounced.

As per the agreement, they could have done so had they simply notified us, as any partner would communicate what their actions are.

Every troop that we moved through the buffer was announced beforehand, as was the destination.

Even when their massive troll force was moving deeper into the zone, we were patrolling with small token armies, and did not take hostile action or cast any destructive magic. They killed several of our armies, and our suspicions were thus confirmed.

That is what happened. I didn't know the full strength of my KD roster that I had this era. Being down a good player, I was more reserved than I should have been. We still have a deep bench and we will give it our all to fight it out until Armageddon.


01:37:11 Jan 7th 23 - Mr. Mullet Hielf:

gtfo stole my name ass


17:48:48 Jan 14th 23 - Jarl (Jarl The Antisocial):

Alba, jaspers kd the next MAD + Zerkers duo??? lmao Holding hands like butt buddies to claim a duel victory 2 eras in a row.


18:22:44 Jan 14th 23 - Jarl (Jarl The Antisocial):

Hammer and ShieldAlbatross
«
»


Battles won: 207
Battles lost: 198

Players: 10
Mr. Oya
Ghostmaster Spoook
Mr. Bigfield
King Perilous
Conqueror Malthael
Marquess Whoopie
Jarl The Antisocial
The Firebreathing Smaug
Mr. Acada
Ms. Asrock


Battles won: 128
Battles lost: 171

Players: 10
Lord Water Bender
Mr. Gem The Short
Mr. Ashcroft
Mr. Chaosgeoff
Lord Caedus
Mr. Jiz
Mr. Kinril
Mr. Orkubbo IV
Mr. Entropic
Mr. Sneaky


18:23:28 Jan 14th 23 - Jarl (Jarl The Antisocial):

JD KD is the real Winners here


18:23:54 Jan 14th 23 - Jarl (Jarl The Antisocial):

Hammer and ShieldJacks Daniels
«
»


Battles won: 207
Battles lost: 198

Players: 10
Mr. Oya
Ghostmaster Spoook
Mr. Bigfield
King Perilous
Conqueror Malthael
Marquess Whoopie
Jarl The Antisocial
The Firebreathing Smaug
Mr. Acada
Ms. Asrock


Battles won: 278
Battles lost: 127

Players: 7
Sir Daniel Radcliffe
I am Daniel Brhl
Captain Daniel Craig
Dark Lord Daniel Adair
Grand Moff Danny Trejo
Mr. Jackk
Mr. Daniel Kaluuya


18:26:32 Jan 14th 23 - Jarl (Jarl The Antisocial):

Alba piggy back off of a real KD like JD. Had to ask Big Brother to step in and help fight haha See you next era! 



Legend what happened to that powerful army you had??? i had forgotten the name of it long ago. Many battles have occurred since then. Newbe had built a strong army...You should learn from him :) 


18:28:44 Jan 14th 23 - Jarl (Jarl The Antisocial):

Add these to Albas roster lol might as well be joined with them.



Players: 3
Madhatter Cardinalsin
Mr. Kitt
Mr. Fee Factor




18:50:16 Jan 14th 23 - Jarl (Jarl The Antisocial):

Army of Ponies going to be slaughtered, Save their poor souls! Every Dollar you donate to JD or Albatross saves 1 Halfling! 



Violation Police

Army Info
Commander:Captain Daniel CraigKingdom Banner
Kingdom:Jacks Daniels
Size:Group of Armies (Around 500,000)
Race:Halfling
Status:Moving West


18:54:15 Jan 14th 23 - Jarl (Jarl The Antisocial):

we even send peace scouts to talk and you slaughtered our people like dogs...This cant be forgiven!


Here you see peaceful meet and greet...


This is moments later after the horrific slaughter of our messengers.



19:04:50 Jan 14th 23 - Percy (Sir Daniel Radcliffe):

The talks of peace were getting out of hand, as the HnS messengers outnumbered the Alba envoy 3:1 and were getting belligerent. In order to keep the peace, the brave men of Check moved in to quell the situation before things could escalate.


The diplomatic gathering was done in a far flung corner of the world, far from the prying eyes of the greedy kings and queens of the realm. No safety precautions exists in such lawless lands. Your accusations are empty!


22:39:43 Jan 14th 23 - Lord Caedus:



14:50:20 Jan 16th 23 - Jarl (Jarl The Antisocial):

What is taking Alba/JD so long to take us out?! Im trying to get to the next era! Send some armies my way! Hahaha


22:26:50 Jan 16th 23 - Dark Lord Daniel Adair:

You're not trying very hard if you're waiting for us to come to you lol


23:03:56 Jan 16th 23 - Jarl (Jarl Uhtred of Bebbanburg):

Not much of a choice being outnumbered are we? You're welcome to bring your army to me though 😁


01:11:11 Jan 17th 23 - Dark Lord Anewbis:

I understand your position of being outnumbered, but I accept this challenge and the era can't end until your city is taken. 


21:32:23 Jan 18th 23 - Jarl (Jarl The Antisocial):

Plague? Lol pretty weak move. 17 members and you guys are still struggling to beat us. Why tip toe and drag the era out? You're already working together most of the era and can easily push and kill us and end the era. 


21:40:26 Jan 18th 23 - Konspyre (Captain Daniel Craig):

Comedian


22:00:49 Jan 18th 23 - Jarl (Jarl The Antisocial):

Must be the need to feel control and power huh Jasper? 😂🤏


00:24:37 Jan 19th 23 - Dark Lord Daniel Adair:

few notes here... firstly, plague isn't a weak move or you wouldn't be complaining. personally I think it's a strong move against several 200k's (not your meaning, I know). you said yourself you wanted the era over sooner, we're just helping that happen.

secondly, we've been NAP'd to alba for less than a month. Not most of the era.

Thirdly, Alba is super useful. So yes, 17 players against your 9 is super accurate. luckily for you though, you're still not outnumbered 2 to 1. combined with 7 of your enemies being in nonstop fights for literally the entire era, your odds weren't so bad.

Lastly, Jasper and control? too funny.



00:29:54 Jan 19th 23 - Jarl (Jarl Rahzalgul):

Just shows weakness to me. Not confident with the 2 to 1 odds. I'd you wanted to end the era. You would've pushed already instead of waiting for plague for another 50 tics. 


01:04:46 Jan 19th 23 - Dark Lord Daniel Adair:

sorry, I'll tell Zeta to take away prep time so we can go about this as fast as possible.

VICTORY!
Dark Lord.

The city of Gjastly is now under our command!

They had 4275902 gold, 78963859 stone, 3885367 tree, 1547828 food and 308 slaves in the city, that is now yours! We also took 24158 of their peasants as slaves!

We killed all of the 230006 troops.


01:06:08 Jan 19th 23 - Percy (Sir Daniel Radcliffe):

I fail to see how we aren’t expediting the era?


1) Killed Asrock a couple days ago
2) killed Acada yesterday
3) killed Cao just now
4) Perl is on the ropes

The rest of y’all are sitting in your 200ks with well farmed armies. Forgive us for not walking into a slaughter until we are regrouped lol only y’all benefit from that, and we quite like being the benefactor 😉

If prep time were 0, Newb is right, y’all would all be dead in under 48 hours. But noooo, gotta sit in cities where prep is 80+ ticks. It’s your fault era is taking so long. Fight us in the field like men!


01:18:59 Jan 19th 23 - Jarl (Jarl The Antisocial):


Dark Lord Daniel Adair:

sorry, I'll tell Zeta to take away prep time so we can go about this as fast as possible.

VICTORY!
Dark Lord.

The city of Gjastly is now under our command!

They had 4275902 gold, 78963859 stone, 3885367 tree, 1547828 food and 308 slaves in the city, that is now yours! We also took 24158 of their peasants as slaves!

We killed all of the 230006 troops.


Took long enough.


01:25:05 Jan 19th 23 - Jarl (Jarl The Antisocial):


Percy:

I fail to see how we aren’t expediting the era?


1) Killed Asrock a couple days ago
2) killed Acada yesterday
3) killed Cao just now
4) Perl is on the ropes

The rest of y’all are sitting in your 200ks with well farmed armies. Forgive us for not walking into a slaughter until we are regrouped lol only y’all benefit from that, and we quite like being the benefactor 😉

If prep time were 0, Newb is right, y’all would all be dead in under 48 hours. But noooo, gotta sit in cities where prep is 80+ ticks. It’s your fault era is taking so long. Fight us in the field like men!

I find it a lie the almighty Percy and his God magic who been Tele and EQ our core for weeks now hasn't ended this conflict. You guys have coordinated with alba for weeks now. I've been out of my 200k this entire era. My army has been fielded the entire time. Newbe has avoided me until after having to bounce alba armies non stop and jack. Whittled down to mere nothing of an army and you think we are turtling? Lol go do some investigating for yourselves before you realize the myths of the magical great armies hiding in our 200ks. I expected to be killed around new years! So yes I'm highly disappointed in the alba jd merge. Especially with the real estate newbe picked up from vanheim. 


01:42:09 Jan 19th 23 - Percy (Sir Daniel Radcliffe):

Y’all are VASTLY overestimating the total lack of coordination between Alba and JDs 😂 we haven’t attacked eachother, and I’ve helped with 2 casts for them? Outside of that, it’s mostly been no coordination at all lol


But I’m sure it helps your viewpoint to assume we’ve been scheming the whole time, so I’ll let you keep believing it, no matter how false it might be 😉

Hey now, my magic is constantly being expended just keeping my guys alive 😅 don’t have any extra to throw at y’all just to have fun without someone not getting a much-needed cast


01:50:14 Jan 19th 23 - Friendly Peasant Cyrone:


HnS deserves to lose hard. You had your chance to win the era, it was handed to you on a silver platter, and you guys chose to make a No Mans Zone and do nothing instead. You'd have cleaned out Daniels if you'd had attacked at the two timings where they had literally nothing on their west flank to defend them. You knew the timing was there since you were warned multiple times days in advance. Not only did you guys have 1 chance to win, you had 2, and you still failed to capitalize. Learn about the concept on timings in strategy games. In Starcraft if you just aimlessly build with no respect to timings, you will be in Bronze league forever.

So yeah, don't cry. You earned this loss. Powerhouse kingdoms like FW and Daniels who have horded all the good players under one banner won't lose a long game. You're just giving them more opportunities to play you when you try to play long like this. Hit OOP or hit a timing before lategame or you'll get crushed. Don't let them cry about OOP being "unfun" if it's the best way to beat stacked kingdoms. All the times FW has lost recently, except maybe once, were because of OOP and timings before day 12. Exact same case with MAD and Zerkers. 


08:16:56 Jan 19th 23 - Lady Jasmina:

When ever a plague is casted there is always lots of complaining from players because its a lazy spell, I think thats the word people use for it. About a year ago, plague was pretty common, almost every era it would happen, and I remember one time kingdom I was in casted 5 plagues over and over on Mad, and they were pretty darn pissed about it, wanted to quit the game. And then little by little there was an unwritten agreement that we would stop using plague, and that stayed for quite some time. I feel plagues started again now, with that plague that got Vanheim and spread to Daniels. Everyone claims it was not them, most people nearby that were capable have denied casting it. But seeing as Daniels are the ones casting, makes me believe they were responsible for the first one as well, but they refuse to admit because it spread to their core as well quickly. Back in the day we would always have at least two players get magic 8 for plague, but then we pretty much stopped getting higher magic, but its good that we'll get plague again. Next era we can call it the era of the plague.


09:15:13 Jan 19th 23 - Lord Caedus:

Who's Jarl anyway?


09:22:14 Jan 19th 23 - Lord Caedus:

Also, Jarl - you're going to give yourself an ulcer. Take care of yourself, bro.


10:02:04 Jan 19th 23 - Lady Jasmina:

Started watching Vikings Valhalla, new series, and everyone who leads a ship there is called Jarl, so that would be captain of a viking ship.


10:19:37 Jan 19th 23 - Lord Caedus:

Anyone who takes their name from a fictional series lacks creativity. 


(*Quietly sits in corner hoping no one has read all the Star Wars novels and realises where Caedus is from...*)


10:31:09 Jan 19th 23 - Dark Spawn (Lord Dark Spawn):

I was playing Dragon Age and found VU, picked Dark Spawn from that game. Second name I use is Dominion which comes from Star Trek, again bad guys. Seems I don’t pick good guys as my name.


10:33:13 Jan 19th 23 - Lord Caedus:

Caedus is the Sith Lord name of Jacen Solo (who Kylo Ren is loosely based on - but the old canon books are SOOO much better). He was a conflicted individual that tried to do the greater good ... 


11:49:59 Jan 19th 23 - Konspyre (Captain Daniel Craig):

Jarl is so salty supermarkets put him in fancy packaging and charge 5x the price of regular salt


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