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Zetamania Wars (Era 36)
04:54:57 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp:

You (11/5/2008 3:12:38 AM)
Very sad that your players are unhappy that they have to supply their own troops to assist holly for her own use. She will screw you and your KD...its what she does.
Ms. Vampire Queen [Dark] (11/5/2008 3:51:29 AM) GOOD BAD
My players will do as I tell them to.

I am the Monarch and they will obey

Vampire Queen
Monarch of Dark

 

NICE...gives me a woodie....must suck to be in her KD


05:06:30 Nov 5th 08 - Lord Random:

you wanna see how i rule my KD with an iron fist.


Ms. Hanky Panky

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11/5/2008 12:46:26 AM
haha lets have sex no one will see :D

Lord Random


11/5/2008 1:06:56 AM
haha k
your place or mine :P



06:50:05 Nov 5th 08 - Lady Hellish Holly:

Ms. Vampire Queen rules!

I love Monarchs!


06:51:57 Nov 5th 08 - Ms. Vampire Queen:

Dear Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp

Dont you think I deserve a + for role playing

ROFLOL

Vampire Queen
Monarch of Dark


06:54:22 Nov 5th 08 - Lady Hellish Holly:

I think so.


06:56:17 Nov 5th 08 - Ms. Vampire Queen:

My people are still doubled over laughing at the prank they pulled on Dear Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp


06:59:35 Nov 5th 08 - Lady Hellish Holly:

lol Pimp got owned again!!!!!!!!!!


07:06:06 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Ender Wiggin:

*bows head*

As my mistress demands...

*wanders off to find a club to beat stuff with*

Ohhh, btw, have you found someone for me to flirt with yet?  Was always a lover not a fighter! :P

You (11/4/2008 11:06:39 PM) Unless you know some other hotties...My loyalty can be baught...


07:14:24 Nov 5th 08 - Ms. Vampire Queen:

HAHAHAHA

Not many better than you are Ender

Not many at all

What Mr Pimp doesnt know is we have been playing war games together a long time

ROFLOL


09:45:26 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Evul Motherlucker:

Burnt Mystical


Battles won: 141
Battles lost: 90

Players: 11
Mr. Evul Polydeuces
Mr. Evul Master
Mr. Oneeye
Mr. Evul Arrow
Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp
Sir Mcsardee
Mr. Bloody Mayhem II
Mr. Ironsky
Mr. Evul Motherlucker
Mr. Evul Lord of Death
Mr. Anuly Evul


Battles won: 93
Battles lost: 65

Players: 18
Mr. Crotalus
Mr. Lord V
Mr. Pyrofire
Mr. Dan
Mr. Gilead
Lady Hellish Holly
Mr. Timmm
Ms. Scarlett
Mr. Coaltrain
Mr. Grayfish
Mr. Pyroburner
Mr. Thuggalo
Mr. Resistance
Mr. Giorgio
Mr. Liu Kane
Ms. Psykee
Mr. Magic
Mr. Daddy Warbucks

Burnt comenius


Battles won: 141
Battles lost: 90

Players: 11
Mr. Evul Polydeuces
Mr. Evul Master
Mr. Oneeye
Mr. Evul Arrow
Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp
Sir Mcsardee
Mr. Bloody Mayhem II
Mr. Ironsky
Mr. Evul Motherlucker
Mr. Evul Lord of Death
Mr. Anuly Evul


Battles won: 40
Battles lost: 48

Players: 9
Sir Braveheart
Sir Whoop
Mr. Haribs Del Almanac
Mr. Billie
Mr. Yorimm
Mr. Daniely
Mr. Chicken
Mr. Kurosaki Ichigo
Mr. Grimmjow Jaggerjack

Burnt Eastern Union


Battles won: 141
Battles lost: 90

Players: 11
Mr. Evul Polydeuces
Mr. Evul Master
Mr. Oneeye
Mr. Evul Arrow
Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp
Sir Mcsardee
Mr. Bloody Mayhem II
Mr. Ironsky
Mr. Evul Motherlucker
Mr. Evul Lord of Death
Mr. Anuly Evul


Battles won: 28
Battles lost: 46

Players: 9
Mr. Lawlor
Mr. Bawdrop
General Wolfenstien
Mr. Producer
Mr. Fusion
Mr. Maquette
Mr. North
Mr. Beenie
Mr. Elfie

Burnt Kingdom of Heaven


Battles won: 141
Battles lost: 90

Players: 11
Mr. Evul Polydeuces
Mr. Evul Master
Mr. Oneeye
Mr. Evul Arrow
Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp
Sir Mcsardee
Mr. Bloody Mayhem II
Mr. Ironsky
Mr. Evul Motherlucker
Mr. Evul Lord of Death
Mr. Anuly Evul


Battles won: 40
Battles lost: 9

Players: 12
Mr. Satanclausas
Mr. Spraitas
Mr. Juodasis Zydas
Mr. Dovydas
Mr. Honor
Mr. Sunhauer Suan Silvian
Mr. Jaunis
Mr. God
Mr. Ortuxx I
Mr. Pesto
Mr. Sin
Mr. Juliukas



10:29:24 Nov 5th 08 - Ms. Vampire Queen:

I have to admit this makes me smile

Eastern Union

Battles lost: 46

Just too bad its not against me

LOL


12:28:09 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp:

Ms. Vampire Queen

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11/5/2008 6:14:24 AM
HAHAHAHA

Not many better than you are Ender

Not many at all

What Mr Pimp doesnt know is we have been playing war games together a long time

ROFLOL
yeah...lol...but obviously you cant play alone...lmao...chicken *beep* coward...got an army yet for me to kill...the others still begging for mercy


14:12:26 Nov 5th 08 - Lady Hellish Holly:

huh?  They have a 50k merge heading for your blocker.  Stupid *beep*.  Man our partially retarded fat kid attempts to speak again.


14:29:15 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp:

Lady Hellish Holly

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11/5/2008 1:12:26 PM
huh?  They have a 50k merge heading for your blocker.  Stupid *beep*.  Man our partially retarded fat kid attempts to speak again.

more lvl 1's....every last one of em...its taking 4kd's to beat us...ur a joke

BT Burnt 11

 VS

C comenius

9

Dark Dark

13

Ghost Mystical 18
Peace Paradise 3
Peace Paradise 3


14:48:43 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp:

transport & co (merged)

army info
commander: ms. vampire queen kingdom banner
kingdom: dark
size: corps (around 50,000)
status: moving north west
Through the eye we can see this information about The The Devils Work & CO from Mr. Landric[Dark]:
Transport from Ms. Vampire Queen
Ghosts:2402
Archers:200
Riders:0
Spellweavers:160
Archmages:20
Peasants:0

Corinthian from Endless Dillyrias
Gaia:235
Hammerthrowers:0
Ogres:0
Shamans:0
Nazguls:0
Peasants:0

Threshold from Endless Dillyrias
Gaia:311
Hammerthrowers:0
Ogres:0
Shamans:0
Nazguls:0
Peasants:0

Food from Mr. Landric
Swordsmen:732
Hammerthrowers:60
Axemen:0
Runemasters:0
Cavemasters:0
Peasants:0

The Devils Work from Mr. Landric
Swordsmen:2712
Hammerthrowers:400
Axemen:1
Runemasters:0
Cavemasters:0
Peasants:0

Bambi from Endless Dillyrias
Gaia:4837
Hammerthrowers:0
Ogres:112
Shamans:1060
Nazguls:0
Peasants:0

Apathy Army from Mr. Armator
Ghosts:2119
Archers:100
Riders:0
Spellweavers:325
Archmages:0
Peasants:0

Hot Soup from Mr. Ender Wiggin
Gaia:1769
Hammerthrowers:732
Ogres:0
Shamans:0
Nazguls:0
Peasants:0

Tiger Lily from Endless Dillyrias
Gaia:1425
Hammerthrowers:1350
Ogres:50
Shamans:0
Nazguls:0
Peasants:0

Birdhows II from Mr. Birdhows
Gaia:1
Hammerthrowers:0
Ogres:1296
Shamans:1644
Nazguls:0
Peasants:0

Tinkerbell from Endless Dillyrias
Gaia:500
Hammerthrowers:250
Ogres:500
Shamans:0
Nazguls:0
Peasants:0

Mary Quite Contrary from Endless Dillyrias
Gaia:723
Hammerthrowers:0
Ogres:320
Shamans:0
Nazguls:0
Peasants:0


15:24:20 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Benji VI:

thats just ghey -_-

and if u think ur so "strong" why dont u fight someone ur size ???? -_-


17:13:45 Nov 5th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus:

Freeze, RoF, RoF, RoF, RoF, laugh, win


17:35:16 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp:

Mr. Benji VI

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11/5/2008 2:24:20 PM
thats just ghey -_-

and if u think ur so "strong" why dont u fight someone ur size ???? -_-
we are...theres 11 of us fighting 43 of them


18:46:41 Nov 5th 08 - Endless Dillyrias:

 Guess you know where all my soldiers are now ;)

Too bad that target is not in EU hands anymore, that would be more fun for me.


18:54:44 Nov 5th 08 - Demonic Shezmu:

no nazguls?! pathetic!


18:55:59 Nov 5th 08 - Endless Dillyrias:

No, my new boyfriend Mr. Ironsky ate a couple of my cities so the Nazguls revolted :)


18:58:02 Nov 5th 08 - Lady Jasmina:

Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp you cant be serious that they consider that merge an actual army?


19:02:16 Nov 5th 08 - Endless Dillyrias:

/me (nods) the new player nod of  Ma'amYes Ma'am we do ;)


19:11:25 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp:

Lady Jasmina

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11/5/2008 5:58:02 PM
Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp you cant be serious that they consider that merge an actual army?
Lady Hellish Holly

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11/5/2008 1:12:26 PM
huh?  They have a 50k merge heading for your blocker.  Stupid *beep*.  Man our partially retarded fat kid attempts to speak again.
no...they consider that an army...i call it COMEDY NIGHT


19:16:53 Nov 5th 08 - Lady Hellish Holly:

*Pulls a toilet up next to Pimp.*  Please empty the rest of the crap from your mouth into this.

Let me clear a little up.  It's not really as simple as saying that Pimp is just against those four kingdoms.  As most of us know, it gets a bit more complex than that.

First we have comenius who pretty much was killed OOP.  They are a new kingdom and contain mostly inexperienced players.  Burnt took the majority of their cities.  They attempting to regrow away from Burnt.  So they haven't been fighting Burnt for awhile.

Then you have the fact that yes, Dark is fighting Burnt, but they are also fighting  another kingdom.  I won't release much of the info for their sake.  Also they make up of a lot of new players.  They are still trying to learn.  So please don't dog on them for making level 1 troops.

Paradise consists of 3 members, one of them is still in protection....enough said.

Alright, so Pimp is saying that it is their kingdom vs ours?  Hmmmm

Well Predators is still alive and kicking.  We have lost some cities to them and they are well positioned against our kingdom.  Cause we have to keep sending troops in all corners. 

Then we have Bringers of Death or whatever kingdom they are.  While Pimp marched to our core, they sent an equally sized army next to him.

Then on top of that we are having the casual skirmishes with other kingdoms. So if I wanted to mislead Zetamania and post that Mystical alone was fighting 4-5 kingdoms; well by Pimp's standards I could.

One of our friends almost took out an entire kingdom in the north east alone.  The problem is we are on Zetamania.  A LOT of the players are so inexperienced that a player like Pimp could sit in this map and take over and feed off of new kingdoms that barely know the VERY basics of the game.  I am not saying it is wrong, cause the new players need to learn.

My main statement goes to the point that there is no respect or glory for Pimp to lead is kingdom of experienced players against some small ones; then try to glorify it on the forums.  We are all having fun in this war.  There is no need to try to make that shriveled up pen!s seem bigger.  Cause we all know that one-incher spends most of its time curled up in that tiny nut sack of yours.



19:34:05 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp:

lol...you the one handing out the "bullsh1t!! about wiping us...C attacked us first....get that clear...Dark are funny so they got their excuse...Preds are virtually non existant so not much of a fight there..and you dont learn the game by just forming a KD and hoping for the best...you join the experienced players and then learn from them. damned blind leading the blind out there. My "experienced" players are on a chill era... so each trying a new race and learning it. and since I can play all well (cept little midget people because quite frankly im not riding a pony to war for love nor money) I can pass the knowledge. Get real. I've taught more players the game than you would ever be able to, and all have become good players in their own rights. I left Dark alone when I could have massacred every army they have....but no fear...will sort that one out now for you...and they can thank your trash talk for getting them killed.


19:35:50 Nov 5th 08 - Lady Hellish Holly:

*Pulls over a toilet.*

You have been on Zetamania and Burnt on lower worlds for way too long.  Let me flush that glory down for you.


19:38:43 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp:

shoves Holly in

 

BTW....   8 battles... 8 wins 0 losses...

whats your kd's excuse for loosing every battle to my little scout army????


19:47:39 Nov 5th 08 - Lady Hellish Holly:

Successful!
Through the eye we can see this information about The Fcuk Off from Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp[BT]:
Fcuk Off from Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp
Gaia:14
Hammerthrowers:2056
Ogres:150
Shamans:805
Nazguls:147
Peasants:0

You lost 26 Spellweavers and 22 of your magic towers got destroyed in explosions.

We failed to intercept it.

Btw 5 battles 0 losses on my army.

What's your excuse for losing every battle to my 200 riders?


19:54:01 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp:

What's your excuse for losing every battle to my 200 riders??????????????????????

you havent sent 200 riders at me else they'd be dead


We failed to intercept it........LOL...u did...just all troops got killed


20:04:26 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Benji VI:

"Then we have Bringers of Death or whatever kingdom they are.  While Pimp marched to our core, they sent an equally sized army next to him."

excuse me ??? we (Dealers Of Death) did no such thing -_- , we have been fighting oblivion (which i may add are a great kd that kick ass =P ) , TTK and now military , so i dont even know how u saw us attacking u -_-


20:05:28 Nov 5th 08 - Lady Hellish Holly:

Yeah we cleared it up with your member like 5 minutes ago.  He sent a 5k army into our core and never replied to any messages so we killed it.


20:08:52 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp:

lmfao....great ally u got benji


20:22:19 Nov 5th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus:

At this rate you will may beat last era's record...bravo


20:25:59 Nov 5th 08 - Lady Hellish Holly:

Neither of us did anything wrong.  Their member thought they were going to reach an enemy kingdom's back area or something.  They didn't know we resided there. We sent messages for about 12 ticks, when he was walking right towards a major city we had to  kill it.  It was not his fault or ours.

We have never really spoken to their kingdom, so we didn't know what intentions they had.  Also it was walking side by side with Pimp's army in the same spot.



20:40:22 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp:

knew i'd get blamed for something in there...lol

Lord Charley Deallus

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11/5/2008 7:22:19 PM
At this rate you will may beat last era's record...bravo

Charley...every map i play on does over 1k posts per era...lol...lovin it


20:40:54 Nov 5th 08 - Sir Whoop:

Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp

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11/5/2008 7:34:05 PM
lol...you the one handing out the "bullsh1t!! about wiping us...C attacked us first....get that clear...

 

Ehhh.. I do have to say something about this. We didn't accept your NAP offer, but we did not made the first move. You guys were sending armies to our cities. Two armies camped on my city, i have killed them both.So you made the first move.. You prepared on my cities.


21:02:17 Nov 5th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus:

Lord Charley Deallus


11/5/2008 3:22:19 PM
At this rate you will may beat last era's record...bravo
Was talking about post count btw...not getting involved in anything else...


21:14:53 Nov 5th 08 - Sir Vapor:

Its outrageous what you guys did to that army i talked about it 1 day before to resistance and he said it was fine where it was going


21:22:27 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp:

Sir Vapor

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11/5/2008 8:14:53 PM
Its outrageous what you guys did to that army i talked about it 1 day before to resistance and he said it was fine where it was going

They have proved in 2 era's to be dishonourable as a kd...dont even bother trying to discuss it.

Sir Whoop

you were training troops inside our core...dont take a rocket scientist to work out what for...thats why i *beep* slapped you


21:25:55 Nov 5th 08 - Lady Hellish Holly:

Vampor, ask the player.  Ask him how many messages we sent him all last night.  Resistance wasn't online and never told us.  I will offer a free city in return for the accident.  If you wish to take me up on, message me privately. 


21:53:06 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Ender Wiggin:

I have to admit, I was a bit concerned myself when I saw a 5k army wandering right next to my city when I saw scouts were 20-50 units usually..I sent a few msgs as well that were unanswered, and being fairly new I sent a few frantic msgs to Vampire Queen as well hoping she knew whether he was friendly or not :)

On a side note though...I notice you complain about them taking an army out that has wandered into their core...but don't mind taking out a city in the same situation...seems a bit contradictory...


23:07:48 Nov 5th 08 - Sir Vapor:

a city what are you talking about ?


23:17:47 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Evul Motherlucker:

Lady Hellish Holly

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11/5/2008 1:16:53 PM
*Pulls a toilet up next to Pimp.*  Please empty the rest of the crap from your mouth into this.

Let me clear a little up.  It's not really as simple as saying that Pimp is just against those four kingdoms.  As most of us know, it gets a bit more complex than that.

First we have comenius who pretty much was killed OOP.  They are a new kingdom and contain mostly inexperienced players.  Burnt took the majority of their cities.  They attempting to regrow away from Burnt.  So they haven't been fighting Burnt for awhile.

 This needs correcting badly!   Comenius is no new group;p u need to figure who u talking about holly!   Whoop and most ther member go back to era 13 and before, they are for sure better than any in mystic!   It was a honor to fight them, sadly I cant say the same for you as U have no honor at all!

 U can trash me and pimp but those that know me wont buy into ur load of BS as I am a respected player of the game and help new players learn as does pimp!

 

 YOUR MAIN PROBLEM IS THAT U SCREWED UP AND STABED PEOPLE IN BACK LAST ERA AND U KNOW IT AND ADMIT IT!

  WELL JUSTICE IS BEEING SERVED AND NOW U TRY TO DISRESPECT EVEN MORE BY SAYING WE ARE BOTTOM FEEDING!

WE HAVE TRIED FOR PEACE WITH EVERY KD THAT HAS ATTACKED US BUT U HOLLY! SADLY ALL HAVE DENIED OUR OFFER AND STILL BACK UR SORRY WAYS!

 PERSONALY I OFFERED NAP TO COMENIUS PARADICE AND TTK AND EU, THEY ALL DENY AND DEFEND YOU. 

 

 JUSTICE IS HERE HOLLY    JUST TAKE IT!

 


23:35:02 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Unimatrix One:

Dont worry about that army i lost, *beep*t happens, maybe i would have done the same if it was in our core.


23:59:38 Nov 5th 08 - Lady Hellish Holly:

Sounds like Evul Motherlucker got his panties in a bunch.  lol

Anyways, I didn't say all of Comenius was new.  But I actually have been helping some of their players learn how to play.  Just today I was explaining why they could not cross over some cities cause the gates were closed.  Nothing against that player, he is still learning.

We are the ones serving justice against Burnt ;-)  I respect all of my allies and I will do anything to help them.  I have wasted endless MUs to help them plan attacks and where to go.  I let Comenius come behind our core and rebuild.  I can't wait to see how deadly they are once they get prepared(I love those guys as with Dark).  I haven't had much time to talk to EU, but the one member Maquette is awesome.  This is my first era as an elf, and he answered some questions and did an awesome job defending from you guys.

Anyways, lets stop bickering and just leave it on the battlefield.  Sometimes I get caught up in the forums.  I am sorry to everyone who doesn't care lol .  I won't ramble so much anymore.


01:29:36 Nov 6th 08 - Demonic Shezmu:

yay! bunsenburners ON!!! keep up the good work with the flames!

"I'm Lovin' It" and now for my happy meal...it has an Obama Action Figure in it nowadays!!! :P


03:12:33 Nov 6th 08 - Mr. Military:

Ugh...lemme just throw that in the trash for ya.


03:43:25 Nov 6th 08 - Mr. Evul Fakir Pimp:

Mr. Lucefor [Peace] (11/5/2008 10:29:45 PM) GOOD BAD
well put and end to you and your whole kingdom so talk all you want.
You (11/6/2008 12:01:44 AM)
The enemy has 1787 soldiers armed with Enhanced weapons and handmade dwarven armor. They have 0 peasants traveling with them. We have 100% chance winning this battle.

GO *beep* YOURSELF *beep*
Mr. Lucefor [Peace] (11/6/2008 2:38:03 AM) GOOD BAD
LIKE I SAID STOP WITH THE RAIN OF FIRE *beep*GET.
Mr. Lucefor [Peace] (11/6/2008 2:36:39 AM) GOOD BAD
lol thats why you rain of fire like a bich right???? If you are so bad face me like a man and dont rain of fire!!! But you SUCK KUZ YOU TRAIN BICH TROOPS so you are no match for me. So dont come at me with the BS!! ;)
You (11/6/2008 2:38:22 AM)
man...before the rof i calculated an 89% chance of victory...i also killed your *beep* friend and that mystical *beep* with the same army...3 of you all dead ...dumbass
Mr. Lucefor [Peace] (11/6/2008 2:39:42 AM) GOOD BAD
lol BS come down here if your bad!!!! But your a *beep* and would rain of fire my city probably.
You (11/6/2008 2:42:52 AM)
no...im just gonna kill this dumb*beep* here, then march down and set a fire under your ass

 

*beep* alert


04:01:11 Nov 6th 08 - Mr. Methane:

wow... your very arrogant pimp


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