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14:38:53 Jan 27th 08 - Pirate Lewatha:

installing it now. Seems nice to me, looking at the screenshots.


14:58:52 Jan 27th 08 - Sir Spoon:

http://www.nationstates.net/spunesia

The Dictatorship of Spunesia is a small, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 8 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."


15:43:18 Jan 27th 08 - Sir Revenge:

LOL

Add me too your dossier!


15:44:11 Jan 27th 08 - Sir Revenge:

"It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins"

Spoon's lol

"Elections have been outlawed, cars are banned, and the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru"


16:38:30 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Clone V:

ban voteing??
no need if you count it yourself = (Bush's)
relegeos guru?
Well neo-conservetives are running everything with their strong belives..
and its clear god vote's for bush witch is almost said bye some religeos leaders..
ban cars??? not shure what you mean..
you see even all those thing are happening in a diffrent way but the outcome is the same..
what you say is how your media describes anyone defying your imperialist tagged 'Evil dictators' .
since your media will never discribe your own government that way they well never be that to you and so never considered dictators.


17:27:59 Jan 27th 08 - Sir Spoon:

I banned cars the first day of my dictatorship. I mean, it's a small nation. Go by bike!
And elections. Why would there need to be elections? Spoons are fucking popular! And um, I liked the guru idea.. I really enjoyed that movie.


19:52:56 Jan 27th 08 - Sir Spoon:

"The average income tax rate is 82%"
Gimme that moneh. Going for 100%!


"College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and euthanasia is legal."
Putting this in one sentance.. Hmm =P


21:22:09 Jan 27th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

The Republic of Godlike Cows is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 7 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Defence are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 27%, but much higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is led by the Retail industry, followed by Cheese Exports and Beef-Based Agriculture.

Crime is moderate. Godlike Cows's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the gold coin.



Cows aren't supposed to frolic in forests!!!!  Mostly benevolent?! I can't allow that! Also on the "large private sector is led by the Retail industry, followed by Cheese Exports and Beef-Based Agriculture." whats so bad about cannabolism? Especially when it give you Calcium for strong bones!


21:56:49 Jan 27th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae:

10:57:54 Jan 29th 08 - Lord Clone IX:

The Dictatorship of Carnage and Havoc

"Loyalty through fear!"

UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Dictatorship of Carnage and Havoc is a small, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The small, corrupt, moralistic government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6%. A healthy private sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, followed by Trout Farming and Information Technology.

Elections have been outlawed, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is a problem. Carnage and Havoc's national animal is the penguin and its currency is the edraski.

Carnage and Havoc is ranked 639th in the region and 19,263rd in the world for Rudest Citizens.


Heh. Fun game. Only 638 nations in this region to beat! >:)


15:56:11 Jan 29th 08 - Sir Revenge:

Lol look at this issue

The Issue

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Arartniuf's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that hompers could be added to the menu.

The Debate
  1. "The fact is, the homper population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Al Spirit. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have homper kebabs, homper pies, homper-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
    [Accept]

  2. "I agree that something needs to be done about homper over-population," says random passer-by Pete Dodinas, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
    [Accept]

  3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Larry Hanover. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The hompers were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The homper is part of what makes Arartniuf a great nation!"
    [Accept]


15:57:08 Jan 29th 08 - Sir Revenge:

Hompers is my national animal btw


17:09:19 Jan 29th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

The Issue

Scientists using cloned human embryos for research are on the verge of a medical breakthrough.

  1. "It's really very exciting," says lab head Bianca McAlpin. "Until now, we've kept very quiet, to avoid being targeted by lunatic fringe groups who for some reason think it's wrong to clone human embryos. It's too early to promise anything, but we hope that one day we will have genetic cures for a whole range of debilitating illnesses. I certainly hope the government will support our work."
    [Accept]

  2. "Well, if you have to be part of a lunatic fringe group to object to this barbaric practice, I'm a lunatic," says placard-waving protestor Charles Dodinas. "Of course it would be nice to cure these unnamed diseases, but at what cost? They're messing with the sanctity of human life. It's wrong, and the lab should be shut down immediately."
    [Accept]


I beat Carnage to the cloning research!


17:46:55 Jan 29th 08 - Sir Revenge:

Lol


18:50:18 Jan 29th 08 - Mr. Clone V:

i started it.
my national animal is goldfish.
Anybody watched king of schotland?


12:14:30 Jan 30th 08 - Duke Efrandor:

National Flag

The Armed Republic of Bigastokhztan

"For Bigastokhztan We Draw Swords"

UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Armed Republic of Bigastokhztan is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The small, corrupt, moralistic government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 9%. A healthy private sector is led by the Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving industries.

Crime is a problem. Bigastokhztan's national animal is the smilodon and its currency is the bigosto.

 

Weeeh, funy fun.


12:40:05 Jan 30th 08 - Mr. Clone V:

omg effie u stole my flag :(


12:43:30 Jan 30th 08 - Prince Mielo:


The Kingdom of Mielonia

"Away with thee opposer infidel"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

Now what?


12:44:47 Jan 30th 08 - Duke Efrandor:

Borrowed, I'm just borrowing it... ;)


16:09:57 Jan 30th 08 - Sir Spoon:

John Black, author of the hit book, 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Some Whole Other Place,' has a simpler solution. "If couples would just call each other 'darling' once in a while, there would be far fewer relationship breakdowns. A little affection is all it takes. So the government should make it mandatory: call your spouse 'darling' at least once a day, or face a fine."


Yes, bwuhaha.


17:24:24 Jan 30th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

Awesome!


17:54:24 Jan 30th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

"John Black, author of the hit book, 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Some Whole Other Place,' has a simpler solution. "If couples would just call each other 'darling' once in a while, there would be far fewer relationship breakdowns. A little affection is all it takes. So the government should make it mandatory: call your spouse 'darling' at least once a day, or face a fine."


Yes, bwuhaha."
Rofl.

I just decided on a public nudity issue...

There were three options,

Legal,

Illegal,

Mandatory... (Hmm... This might be good for the tourism industry... Especially from Mielo's nation...)


17:55:02 Jan 30th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

Mandatory!!!!


18:44:54 Jan 30th 08 - Lord Clone IX:

I'm currently clearing a whole rainforest to allow a company to use a large uranium deposit :)


20:29:55 Jan 30th 08 - Lord Clone IX:

The Issue

The increasingly militant Animal Liberation Front struck again last night, freeing dozens of chickens bound for delicious snack packs.

The Debate
"These nuts have got to be stopped," demands concerned consumer Colin Johnson. "They need to face the fact people want snack packs, no matter how many innocent chickens must be sacrificed. Besides, chickens would do the same to us if they had the chance."

etc.

I knew it! Fear the Chickens! They will eat your babies!


21:18:34 Jan 30th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

Agreed!



Oh and I already did clear my rainforests ;D



A healthy private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Now for the beef-based garbage...


18:25:55 Jan 31st 08 - Sir Iwasfrozen VI:

National Flag

Artic II Decides:

Compulsory Gun Ownership?

The Issue

This weekend, a citizen's group calling itself Gun Owners of Artic II has petitioned Congress with a controversial bill making gun ownership compulsory.

The Debate
  1. "This is a very important step to securing the rights and lives of our families and controlling the government," urges noted gun ownership proponent Beth Hamilton. "Not only would it significantly decrease crime, but it would also effectively stop government tyranny in its tracks. Of course, this also means that every wacko and their cousin will have a gun, but don't worry, you'll have a gun to defend yourself from them, so it will all work out."

    This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

  2. "While the Gun Owners of Artic II have the safety and security of our people in mind, it would simply be impractical to enforce," comments Police Chief Zeke Dredd. "A better option would be to legalize, and encourage use of, concealed carry laws, which would allow responsible citizens to keep firearms with them at all times, on their person, to kill any wacko or their cousin who they think is threatening them."
    [Accept]

  3. "Compulsory gun ownership?! Concealed carry?! Are these fools nuts?!" rants an enraged Million Mummy March activist. "We don't need any of these things! What we need is complete gun registration, so that the government can track down dangerous people, like those people who possess unregistered weapons."
    [Accept]


18:33:54 Jan 31st 08 - Sir Spoon:

Omg, US style :(


18:40:25 Jan 31st 08 - Sir Revenge:

Mr. Might The God of Cows

Report


1/30/2008 9:18:34 PM

Agreed!



Oh and I already did clear my rainforests ;D



A healthy private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Now for the beef-based garbage...

Are you forgetting, you and made of beef if you are a cow  O.o


23:12:51 Feb 2nd 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae:

National Flag

Youteria Decides:

Child Casino Shock

The Issue

Children as young as eight have been spotted gambling in some of Youteria's seedier casinos.

The Debate
  1. Social activist Naki Clinton is outraged. "Gambling needs to be outlawed immediately. It's no wonder children are becoming sucked into the vice, with adults setting such a poor example. Gambling is a stain on Youteria's international reputation and it must be stopped!"

  2. However, Crown Casino chairperson George W. Hendrikson says, "What's wrong with children gambling? It prepares them for the realities of life, teaching them that success or failure is not due to hard work or intelligence, but the roll of the dice. Besides, if kids weren't gambling, they'd be spraypainting trains.
These people know how life works!


11:40:23 Feb 3rd 08 - Lord Clone IX:

The Issue

Commentators have warned that Carnage and Havoc's social inequalities threaten to make it an international pariah.

The Debate
"Look, I don't like it either," said Chamber of Commerce spokesperson Samuel Jefferson. "Just on the way here, I had to step over three homeless people, and one of my shoes got caught on a beggar. But inequality is the price we pay for economic strength. If anything, we need fewer taxes, so those of us who are well-off can afford to be more generous. If we want to, that is."
[Accept]

The horror!


11:48:53 Feb 3rd 08 - Prince Mielo:

Mandatory... (Hmm... This might be good for the tourism industry... Especially from Mielo's nation...)

lol don't drag my folks into your country, Erunion. You know they have a weakness for nudity!

The Kingdom of Mielonia is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its quiet, industrious population of 9 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 24%, but much higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is led by the Soda Sales industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, organ donation rates have hit a new low, extreme political groups are outlawed, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low. Mielonia's national animal is the manbearpig and its currency is the miel.

Mielonia is ranked 141st in the region and 36,467th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

 


17:42:23 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:


The Republic of Godlike Cows

"Down with the Humans!"

UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Taijitu

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Republic of Godlike Cows is a small, devout nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 18 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 29%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports industries.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru. Crime is moderate. Godlike Cows's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Clones of Hathor.

Godlike Cows is ranked 419th in the region and 47,495th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

UPDATE


17:45:10 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Hemmer:

Spunesia is ranked 3rd in the region and 17,400th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.


20:07:16 Feb 3rd 08 - Sir Iwasfrozen VI:

lol 17,400th in the world eh ?


21:39:27 Feb 3rd 08 - Lord Marche:

3rd of the region says nothing. How many are there? ^^


22:33:09 Feb 3rd 08 - Sir Iwasfrozen VII:

lol, 3 :P


23:23:47 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Jar Jar Banks:

27 :P

Lets make a VU region.


23:34:28 Feb 3rd 08 - Lord Abydonian Napbreaking Scum:

VU region might be cool. But mine is cooler. We're a pretty big bunch (846 to be exact) and we're trying to take over the UN.

This is me :)

National Flag

The Most Serene Republic of Flamers United

"Singura Dragoste Altruista E Dragostea De Sine"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: gatesville

Regional Influence: Minnow

Flamers United is a UN Member

The Most Serene Republic of Flamers United is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 23 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Public Transport, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31%, but much higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail industries.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and copyright laws have been abolished. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control. Flamers United's national animal is the Cocalar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pula.

Flamers United is ranked 447th in the region and 30,966th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

 

And I'm faced with SPOON PLAGUE :

The Issue

Scientists at a private medical research laboratory have announced that they have produced a drug which will combat Flamers United's most notorious malady - Spon Plague.


06:52:38 Feb 11th 08 - Mr. Jar Jar Banks:

The Issue

After several reports of pet spoons violently attacking, injuring, and even killing citizens, there has been growing pressure from public safety activists for the government to take action.

The Debate
  1. "These creatures are a danger to the public and must be destroyed!" says Akira Licorish, representative of the Public Institution for Social Safety, Equality, and Direction. "I was attacked by one just on the way here and I nearly lost my life! They're a public menace. We must shoot and burn them!"
    [Accept]

  2. "Why punish the poor things?" asks animal-lover Colin Love, covered in scars from previous encounters with spoons. "All they need is good hands to care and rehabilitate them. We need a government education programme to tame them and turn them into loveable pets. The one I'm holding right now shows that it can be done. They are all good, kind creatures deep d- argh!"

    This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

  3. "I agree that we shouldn't kill them," says Akira Utopia, a famous lawyer. "But I don't think the owner should get away with breaking the law! This is clearly a case of 'intent to greviously harm' if I ever saw it. All citizens should be held accountable of their pet's actions as if they had done the act themselves. It's the only way to be fair - after all, they're just dumb animals."
    [Accept]

  4. "Who cares!?" screams Larry Longfellow as he sends out his pirate radio station broadcast. "Just repeal any laws preventing us from shooting the things when they attack and we'll be able to save ourselves without this stupid, authoritarian, overbearing government and legal system wasting our tax money!"
    [Accept]


19:46:49 Feb 11th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

National Flag

The Oppressed Peoples of Nebaal

"Work, work, work"

UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Oppressed Peoples of Nebaal is a tiny, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Defence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling industries.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a problem. Nebaal's national animal is the peasant and its currency is the neb.


I really need to work on my iron grip...its rusting D:


20:24:59 Feb 11th 08 - Lord Marche:

National Flag

The Dictatorship of Carnage and Havoc

"Loyalty through fear!"

UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Dictatorship of Carnage and Havoc is a large, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 36 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling industries.

Crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, army rations are served on silver platters, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, and every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries. Crime is moderate. Carnage and Havoc's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the edraski.

Carnage and Havoc is ranked 24th in the region and 635th in the world for Most Pro-Market Nations.


19:49:29 Feb 12th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:


The Grand Duchy of Naergothrendar

"God save the Duke!"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: gatesville

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Grand Duchy of Naergothrendar is a very large, devout nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 62 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 28%, but much higher for the wealthy. A robust private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Pizza Delivery.

Major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, Naergothrendar's market has been colonised by the corporations of rich countries, yellow labradors are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', and breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Naergothrendar's national animal is the yellow labrador and its currency is the Torel.

Naergothrendar is ranked 566th in the region and 48,096th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.


17:54:27 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

I did it! I founded a Region for VU players! Check out Fantasia, and consider a move...
(I de-linked the links)

Fantasia

World Factbook Entry: Welcome, Visual Utopia players! Welcome to the region of Fantasia!
I ask you that if you arrive here, at LEAST check out Visual Utopia.

UN Delegate: None.

Founder: The Oppressed Peoples of Nebaal

Regional Power: Backwater

Fantasia is home to a single nation. [List all nations]

Tired of life in Fantasia? Then move to a new region!

[Enter Regional Control]

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Today's United Nations Report

The UN has not compiled a report for this region yet.


18:17:25 Feb 13th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

The Issue

Due to the ongoing wars in neighboring countries, a recent rash of illegal immigrants have been caught at the borders of Naergothrendar, prompting many citizens to call for tighter immigration laws.

The Debate
  1. Jack Dodinas of the Naergothrendar National Purity League says "These illegal aliens are just an eyesore with their strange customs and funny languages. Uneducated immigrants like these only worsen crime and steal valuable jobs! I say we should boot them all out on their ears and put a big fence around the country!"
    [Accept]

  2. Beth Rifkin of the Naergothrendar Civil Liberties Union says "We must welcome these refugees from any nation into our open arms, they are fleeing one oppressive dictatorial regime in the only way they know, we must not let them think they're jumping from the frying pan into the fire!"
    [Accept]

  3. "Hold on there, hold on people!" says Falala Longfellow of the Naergothrendar Broadcasting company, "We don't have to take either extreme, all we have to do is make a TV game show out of it! We put deadly obstacles on the border and monitor it with television cameras! Those that make it across win freedom and citizenship, and those who don't, well, lets just say that our buzzards won't starve. We could call it 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?'!"

    This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


19:38:19 Feb 13th 08 - Sir Lelouch:

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National Flag

The Theocracy of Garoon

"We shall tip over your garbage can scatter its contents"

UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Theocracy of Garoon is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 178 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government concentrates mainly on Education, although Law & Order and Public Transport are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 21%. A healthy private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Garoon's many privately-owned prisons, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garoon's national animal is the Raccoon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Florin.

Garoon is ranked 1982nd in the region and 41,851st in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.


23:50:52 Feb 13th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

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National Flag

The Republic of Godlike Cows

"Down with the Humans!"

UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Taijitu

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Republic of Godlike Cows is a very large, devout nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 56 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Commerce are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 32%, but much higher for the wealthy. A robust private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling industries.

The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and teenagers are sent to jail for being out too late. Crime is a problem. Godlike Cows's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Hathor.

Godlike Cows is ranked 391st in the region and 41,435th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.


04:06:19 Feb 15th 08 - Sir Engel Van Dood:


04:07:05 Feb 15th 08 - Sir Engel Van Dood:

Check out this game :) not strategy but it looks cool.  Its name is Cadal maybe you've heard of it.





06:46:55 Feb 15th 08 - Sir Revenge:

Extreme FF   lol


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