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VU vs getting Laid
08:48:19 Jul 9th 08 - Sir Gonzo The Great:

Mr. Plutonium

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7/8/2008 11:43:58 PM
Random, you must have elephant skin on your penor-top. I can do it seven times on one weekend if I havent seen my gf for long. But averaging 2 hours per day for longer peroid would wear out both my skin and my stamina. Especially as I work 8 hours a day with a physical job. She will have to do with 1 hour, and I can spend the other hour on VU!

Ty Plut , it really wears that skin down and hurts :/
Pushing and pulling up and down you know?

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09:03:12 Jul 9th 08 - Sir Random:

lol... revenge... 2 hours a day.... thats twice a day, now if we go in the morning, after lunch. thats the quota filled, not to mention if we actually have sex at night =O


02:41:36 Jul 11th 08 - Duke Ass Ass:

Why not both?


08:59:32 Jul 11th 08 - Sir Gonzo The Great:

After Lunch?

" Come back too be baby "
" Hold on Im finishing my sandwich"
" What you got in it ?"
" Ham and Mustard"
" Oh bring me one when you come up"


14:50:04 Jul 14th 08 - Lord Weirdgrivi:

I remember getting laid.

I wouldn't say I averaged one hour per act. Congrats to you Random though but I'd say you're exagerating :p


15:00:46 Jul 14th 08 - Mr. Harry The Crazy:

"I remember."

Muahaha


04:04:54 Jul 15th 08 - Sir Soc Innewyork:

Sir Gonzo The Great

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7/11/2008 12:59:32 AM

After Lunch?

" Come back too be baby "
" Hold on Im finishing my sandwich"
" What you got in it ?"
" Ham and Mustard"
" Oh bring me one when you come up"

 

on my trip to Italy, something similar actually happened.

there was a couple on the trip, and the 8 of us were eating dinner. the girl had chocolate and cherries for dessert. we all starting talking about how sexual those items were. she starting getting really horny, and trying to turn her bf on. finally, she said "matt, just come to the room real quick, i'll make it worth your while!" she begins tugging his arm

he responds, "It's sandwich time, Kristin!"  and continues munching his food.

 

:)


17:28:35 Jul 17th 08 - Sir Elliott:

is it weird if you hear your parents going at it every single night and ur mums a screamer? cus thats wat its like for Mr. Fraser


17:36:23 Jul 17th 08 - Lord Uther Pendragon:

that is sick...

Yeah so why is VU and getting laid even in contest...

wait... who's getting laid and by whom because that has alot to do with it.

My girl is first above everything unless shes yapping her brains out.
hahahahaha


17:41:51 Jul 17th 08 - Mr. Ajax:

since my fiance lives with me then i can get laid when i want and i have a computer i can play VU when i want and my fiance plays VU also so i can do both and so can she but if i had to choose it would depend on what mood i am in :P

If your reading this sorry babe lmao


21:03:19 Jul 17th 08 - Mr. Justin:

haha Ajax might wanna have sex over VU if she is ur fiance cuz the second you say I do sex goes out the window and you ll only have VU


22:39:20 Jul 17th 08 - Mr. Arkantos:

hahahha Ajax thats sooo true lmao


23:02:04 Jul 17th 08 - Mr. Opportunity:

Ha ha i think thats the first thing that Justin has ever said that I appreciated.

Ajax, are you the Ajax from Gods of Destruction? a while ago


23:57:29 Jul 17th 08 - Wolflord Karac:

so true justin, so true


04:20:23 Jul 18th 08 - Mr. Justin:

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7/17/2008 3:02:04 PM

Ha ha i think thats the first thing that Justin has ever said that I appreciated.

Ajax, are you the Ajax from Gods of Destruction? a while ago


Yes im trying to cool it with all this flaming stuff aslong as no one is following me from thread to thread anymore.


04:40:05 Jul 18th 08 - Sir Charley Statler:

*Follows Justin in* *FLAME ON!!!*

Nah that was true =p


17:27:17 Jul 19th 08 - Ms. Evans The Married:

Well evans is definatly better in my opinion, but I can see why we have to wait for the hour before we play now


17:31:51 Jul 19th 08 - Mr. Drake:

what an interesting discussion! lol ;)


16:34:26 Jul 23rd 08 - Mr. Ajax:

Yes i am Ajax from GoD who is asking lol.


21:25:18 Jul 24th 08 - Mr. Xenon:

Def. VU...you can get laid on VU.  Just RP.  Trust me, orcsex is hotttttt.



06:33:19 Jul 25th 08 - Mr. Plutonium:

Atleast thats what the Element kd forum is for!

I dont think you guys wanna know the details but Water is leading the "fun" forum. And he does whatever he pleases with the rest of the kd. <3


16:48:26 Jul 26th 08 - Mr. Xenon:

Yes! His shlong is more girthy than a Nazgul dragons' tail!


22:36:01 Jul 26th 08 - Mr. Justin:

^^^ I knew that last era. He was really plzd with sharing it in the Chat :)


05:41:53 Jul 30th 08 - Mr. Opportunity:

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7/23/2008 8:34:26 AM

Yes i am Ajax from GoD who is asking lol.

Ha ha I was in it for a bit and I was right next to you on the map. But then you guys disappeared and I got to the point where I had to surrender or switch sides. Since I didn't have anybody from our KD helping, I switched sides. I think I was Revenge then...


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