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Not many Halfling warlords are known about as HAlflings are considered inferior and small... however there is a story about me saved and kept locked at the great city of VU this is that story.
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Defensive wiped his brow as he stood in a field of hay surrounded by his loyal Millita they had just finished recapturing a city which had been left undefended abart from 5 nazgul which they had still had difficulty slaying. Defensive took a sip from his flask it was hot and tiring this line of work. working for there lord The Darkmarsbar... It was however rewarding Defensive and his millita had already been awarded many different lands by their lord for servies they had given him. The war between DR (Dragon Riders Empire) and predators had been a long one Defensive and co. had been working round the clock to keep themselfs alive. Marsbar had just sent word that they were to engage in a full attack on the main DR camp located to the east of "Mount Nester" this was however suicidal as even a orc army of NAzgul would strugglle to do this task however Defensive was willing to go there and at least try even if he died he would die with honour and also he didnt care if he died he had lived a very full life and was not afraid of death. His Son Dagobath was still back at his home protected and safe he would of liked to live but still what must be dont must be done.. so with a shug and a strech he set off...

And the other great family of leaders, The Septim Family...Tiber Septim, followed by Calus Septim, followed by Pelagius Septim II, followed by Tiber Septim II, followed by Cephorus Septim...

Me?, alright, but read my story, you might get some ideas for your next, I wont be able to start until Sunday night though...

Alright, I'll start on Sunday, I don't know much about your real VU battles so I'll make some up, anyways, I gotta go...

The mighty halfling lord about to get mauled by an army of rabid raccons, weasels, and selocs..........

could you draw up a base line for a good story then?

Good one Seloc, I have no ideas for a baseline, but I would write about your wars and battles in a creative way, describing it from your point of view

Wars and battles with ninjas led by Chuck Norris!

*Cephorus looks at the potato, then at Defensive, then grabs a Maul and starts pounding Spud while saying:

"I like mashed potatoes"

*Afterwards he turns to Defensive and starts pounding him because he feels like it.

*Looks at Seloc

"Good one!"

*Continues pounding defensive