Name: Evil Dead
Created: 2/6/2012 7:49:56 PM
Leader: Mr. Cooldog
My name is Ash and I am a slave. Close as I can figure, the year is thirteen hundred A.D and I"m being dragged to my death. It wasn"t always like this, I had a real life, once. A job.
I once said some shit like:
"You Bastards. You Dirty Bastards! Give me back my hand! GIVE ME BACK MY HAAAND!"
That"s right, who"s laughing now? who"s laughing now?!"
"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"? "
"This is my boom-stick!"
"Good? Bad? I"m the guy with the gun."
"Hail to the king, baby."