Family History

Mr. Titty Sprinkles

Lived in age 0 of Tutorial X, got 1 heir(s) (Titty Sprinkles) and was a member of Dendarii Mercenary Corps
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Mr. Titty Sprinkles

Lived in Era 47 and got 1 heir(s) (Bad Odds).
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Mr. Bad Odds

Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (George Takei) and was a member of Suluing Starta
Decided to try Starta again, i wanted to make sure to do my part in preventing The Synarchy from winning again. So i choose orc started a city and sent out scouts to find synarchy, located them and built my gaia spamming city. I built more then i usually do when spamming. Napped with my former kingdom Dendarii to ensure we would take out The Synarchy. Mr Envy joins plays elf(aggressively he claimed) I invite a friend from another world Margaret Thatcher human.

At oop i only had 9k gaia, i bypassed piggy's city, as it was on the HoH. a few ticks later i sent out 5 armies of 500 and scouted all the Synarchy cities. discovering how undefended all the cities were. i took Piggys largest city, he resigned within minutes. after taking a couple more cities. Synarchy becomes Ducks will Dominate. after another day all Duck cities in my LoS are gone. Spy for Day joins

Not 24 hours after clearing Ducks, Yang Wenli invades quickly taking my starting city which was undefended. Wipes out Envy(so much for aggressive) and Thatcher who was only hours oop. Shorly after Spy For Day is also taken out.

thatcher restarts and a RL buddy schizo joins learning as he goes. establish a new core with dendarii to our south

After a day or so i sent a few small armies of 99 nazzy to fight Yang at our old core. i manage to burn 2 cities take and plunder a couple cities, before stopping in Spkids, made a few attempts to take other cities with smaller armies failed, i spammed gaia into spykids holding off yangs attack, he regroups with bigger numbers, so i try to quickly get magic 5 to cast Rof on him, but end up being short on tree, so i cast locust on him and he merges in mus. so i spam more gaia and continue casting locust to hold him off for a day or so. every time i had attempted to make and attack he countered it quickly. i assumed he played a similar schedule to myself. so i split my army into 2 armies one with nazzy gaia and mus the other just 100K gaia, force marched them in 2 directions.i reached his starting area and CW his walls and head straight towards a large mine. while i slept his army bounced my big army and froze my smaller one. at the same time i noticed i still had 50K gaia in the core so i sent them north to attack a dwarf whos name escapes me. i take his first 3 cities no problem. move further north and burn his armory city and proceeded to his largest city, while asleep, chipmunk bounced my army. says i was a threat to him by being so close.
i was desperate for gold i was drowning in upkeep looking to take that dwarfs gold. well i got all my armies smashed in a 6 hour period and my upkeep wasnt a problem any more.

so i farmed up a good size army 10K nazzy and headed north, Dragons Maze had fought and beaten Yang wenli, took most of every thing he had except our old core from what i can see. i sent a small nazzy army to see what other damage i could do to Yang.

My nazzy army reached Dragons Maze and took the first 2 cities without a problem, i reached Chipmunks 70K city 1 tick before his main army did, and as expected i was driven back. a quick aotd and time for injured to heal and im back at the 70K and take it no problem, Chipmunks army preps the city i attack wth 66% lose, again with 63% and win. chipmunk still attacks with the army after multiple hits, incubus drives him back one more time, shortly after Dragons Mazes core is taken. but Nicol Bolus is now in the east taking out whats left of yang. Nicol only ended up having 4K nazzy which i RoFed since he seperated them. the rest was just ogres and hammers. we wiped the map of all enemies, all that remains is Dendarii.

01:00:00
Our peasants report seeing some kind of weird lights across the night sky.

always gotta have a player who can cast Arma, been waiting for 2 weeks and still nothing