Family History

Mr. Fondleballs

Lived in age 0 of Tutorial X and got 1 heir(s) (Fondleballs).
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Mr. Fondleballs

Lived in Era 47 and got 1 heir(s) (Beadlehand).
I, Fondleballs,

am the legendary descendant of the legendary descendant of a legendary descendant of a cat.

Mr. Beadlehand

Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (Branblingnub) and was a member of Mr Teem
“Jeremy Beadle had a small penis. On the other hand it was massive.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Beadle's c*ck

“He had the biggest horse in the world, it measured 423 hands tall.”
~ Claire Balding on Beadle's stallion

“He had a small c*ck.”
~ Ann Boleyn whilst on Beadle's bell end



A common myth is that Jeremy's hand came about as a result of selling half his fingers to the Devil, in exchange for his powers of japery.

Mr. Branblingnub

Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (Allahu Akhbar) and was a member of Jihadi Brides
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