Family History
Ms. Butter Croissant
Lived in age 0 of Tutorial X and got 1 heir(s) (Butter Croissant).
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Ms. Butter Croissant
Lived in age 11 of Fensteria, got 1 heir(s) (Evil Shenanigans) and was a member of Peacekeepers
Created RIP, handed it over to inactive dry yeast powder puff Zonderspam, joined PKS to be able to spank and not farm. It was a good choice despite the fact it gave Beofuk, Foreclosures and Daffy Ducks time to farm up an epic battle vs PKS and FLL... I had lots of spanking fun :D
Fell from #1 to #4 on the MFR, not a huge kill count but my Naz had fun just the same ;)
Ms. Butter Croissant has won 20 battles, captured 29 cities and killed a total of 72086 men and women.
RIP
Created: 11/8/2011 1:30:45 AM
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R.I.P. Doughboy
(Rest In Pizza)
The Pillsbury Doughboy passed away today from a yeast infection. He was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebs turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack and the Hostess Twinkies. His coffin was piled high with flours. He rose quickly in show biz but his later life was full of turnovers. He was a smart cookie yet wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. He is survived by his wife Play Dough and three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Ms. Evil Shenanigans
Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (Zaphod Beeblebrox) and was a member of Flame Lords Legion
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Mr. Zaphod Beeblebrox
Lived in Era 47 and got 1 heir(s) (Zaphod Beeblebrox).
Mr. Zaphod Beeblebrox of Flame Lords Legion (Elf)
Had 547,994 land, 681,143 troops and 31 science points. Killed 175,181 soldiers, won 20 of 32 battles and captured 31 cities.
Mr. Zaphod Beeblebrox
Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (Zaphod Beeblebrox) and was a member of Endless Shenanigans
Your character Mr. Zaphod Beeblebrox has won 7 battles, captured 16 cities and killed a total of 83983 men and women
Mr. Zaphod Beeblebrox
Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (Zaphod Beeblebrox) and was a member of Endless Shenanigans
apparently Beofuckers won't even let you test the new map :(
Your character Mr. Zaphod Beeblebrox has won 0 battles, captured 0 cities and killed a total of 404 men and women
Mr. Zaphod Beeblebrox
Lived in age 19 of Tutorial X, got 1 heir(s) (Zaphod Beeblebrox) and was a member of Endless Shenanigans
Mr. Zaphod Beeblebrox won 11 battles, captured 5 cities and killed a total of 129035 men and women
Mr. Zaphod Beeblebrox
Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (God Luvs You) and was a member of Endless Shenanigans
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Mr. God Luvs You
Lived in Era 47 and got 1 heir(s) (Bingo Noakes).
Mr. God Luvs You has won 5 battles, captured 0 cities and killed a total of 14597 men and women.
Mr. Bingo Noakes
Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (Adelard Gamwich) and was a member of WTF
Noakes, shire hobbits of the working class. The name is derived from a place of dwelling and means 'at the oak' or 'dweller by the oak tree'.
I share my name Bingo, with a Bingo Baggins (2864–2963): The brother of Bungo, married Chica Chubb; they had one son, Falco Chubb-Baggins. Falco is most notable as Bilbo's cousin.
Mr. Bingo Noakes won 5 battles, captured 10 cities and killed a total of 48237 men and women.
Mr. Adelard Gamwich
Lived in Era 47 and got 1 heir(s) (Endless Summer Break).
Gamwich, is from:
Ropers and ancestors of the Gammidge family.
I share my first name with:
Adelard Took: (2928–F.A. 2) Son of Flambard Took and father of Reginard Took, Everard Took, and three unnamed daughters. Bilbo gave him an umbrella as a gift after the farewell party, noting that Adelard had taken many in the past.
Mr. Adelard Gamwich has won 61 battles, captured 50 cities and killed a total of 525075 men and women
Managed to survive until Arma was cast. :p
#15 Mr. Adelard Gamwich of WTF (Halfling)
Had 90,000 land, 120,258 troops and 26 science points. Killed 525,075 soldiers, won 61 of 122 battles and captured 50 cities.
Mr. Endless Summer Break
Lived in Era 47 and got 1 heir(s) (Endless Autumn Break).
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Mr. Endless Autumn Break
Lived in Era 47 and got 1 heir(s) (Rogers).
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Mr. Rogers
Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (Bubonic Plague) and was a member of Pestilence
late drop, just getting started
Mr. Rogers has won 5 battles, captured 22 cities and killed a total of 1938 men and women
Ms. Bubonic Plague
Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (Rice) and was a member of Pestilence
merge participant only this era
Ms. Bubonic Plague has won 4 battles, captured 4 cities and killed a total of 33478 men and women
Mahatma Rice
Lived in Era 47 and got 1 heir(s) (Emily).
He who controls the rice, controls the universe!
Ms. Emily
Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (Dillyrias) and was a member of Strange
Emily is accompanied by four black cats, Sabbath is the newest cat to join the strange family, usually identified by a tear on one of his ears. Miles, the most artistic cat of the group and also the fastest, identified by his pointy ears, X mark over his right eye and two pointy whiskers. Nee Chee, the thinker of the group, (also known as the schemer) identified by the black and white stripes on his tail caused by chemicals spilling over his tail. Last, but certainly not least Mystery. The leader of the group and the only female of the four cats, Mystery is the closest to Emily and therefore thought to be the cat that has stayed with Emily the longest. Mystery is mainly identified by the star on her collar, one curly whisker and occasionally a star on her left eye.
Ms. Dillyrias
Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (Malice Striker) and was a member of Nidhogg
427 VU days of rest before resurrection
Ms. Malice Striker
Lived in Era 47 and got 1 heir(s) (Edited Byadmin).
after casting Arma, really glad it didn’t get canceled, cost me 4 placement spots due to MU losses from multiple failed casts.
Age 85 of Zetamania has ended by Armageddon votes! There where 5 people who wanted the age to end, 2 didn't, and 6 did not vote.
Ms. Edited Byadmin
Lived in Era 47 and got 1 heir(s) (Medb of Connacht).
If you mention players might not be competitive or think it’s lame to try and change this game’s mechanics to the pay to play models of other war games you will be censored.
Cheaters are still trying to misdirect and manipulate by making suggestions under the guise of enticing new players to the game however they are only making suggestions that they can exploit lol. Do not mention this or you will be censored. Do not mention they have been banned for cheating and/or multi-ing or you will be censored.
Warning: Telling the truth makes you a non desirable in this game.
Ms. Edited Byadmin has won 27 battles, captured 29 cities and killed a total of 240048 men and women.
Character news
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Edited Byadmin has disbanded the kingdom!
19:11:32 - Age 86 of Zetamania has ended by Armageddon votes! There where 6 people who wanted the age to end, 0 didn't, and 1 did not vote
Ms. Medb of Connacht
Lived in Era 47, got 0 heir(s) and was a member of The Alfheim of Frey
"O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you.
She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes
In shape no bigger than an agate-stone
On the fore-finger of an alderman,
Drawn with a team of little atomies
Athwart men's noses as they lies asleep;
Her wagon-spokes made of long spinners' legs,
The cover of the wings of grasshoppers,
The traces of the smallest spider's web,
The collars of the moonshine's wat'ry beams,
Her whip of cricket's bone; the lash of film;
Her waggoner a small grey-coated gnat,
Not half so big as a round little worm
Pricked from the lazy finger of a maid:
Her chariot is an empty hazelnut
Made by the joiner squirrel or old grub,
Time out o’ mind the fairies’ coachmakers.
And in this state she gallops night by night
Through lovers’ brains, and then they dream of love;
O’er courtiers’ knees, that dream on court'sies straight,
O’er lawyers’ fingers, who straight dream on fees,
O’er ladies' lips, who straight on kisses dream,
Which oft the angry Mab with blisters plagues,
Because their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are:
Sometime she gallops o’er a courtier's nose,
And then dreams he of smelling out a suit;
And sometime comes she with a tithe-pig's tail
Tickling a parson's nose as a’ lies asleep,
Then dreams, he of another benefice:
Sometime she driveth o’er a soldier's neck,
And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats,
Of breaches, ambuscadoes, Spanish blades,
Of healths five-fathom deep; and then anon
Drums in his ear, at which he starts and wakes,
And being thus frighted swears a prayer or two
And sleeps again. This is that very Mab
That plaits the manes of horses in the night,
And bakes the elflocks in foul sluttish hairs,
Which once untangled, much misfortune bodes:
This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs,
That presses them and learns them first to bear,
Making them women of good carriage:
This is she—"
— Mercutio in Romeo and Juliet, Act I, scene IV
10:51:44 - Age 87 of Zetamania has ended by Armageddon votes! There where 7 people who wanted the age to end, 2 didn't, and 7 did not vote.
09:02:09 - Ms. Medb of Connacht cast a spell upon us... Casting Armageddon from Spellaramus upon Megiddo with 32% chance of success...If our defence holds, Armageddon will start within 240 days.