Family History

Mr. Tak The Naked

Lived in Era 23, got 1 heir(s) (Tak The Naked) and was a member of Carnage
What is love? What is fun? What is this court order for a charge of 'public indency' doing in my mailbox? is it yours?

and so began the belighted philospher's quest for the true meaning of public indency. Note: He would have gone on a quest for the true meaning of love or the ture meaning of fun first, however it had been done before and he wanted to be original. also mircosoft might sue.

Terrified of women, he decided the only way he could protect himself from 'them' was to wield a blade and learn the fine art of swordsmanship.
unfortunately that didn't work and to this day he still can be found persecuted by women, swordsmanship or no swordsmanship.

Upwards and Onwards men!
to lead history where noone has lead it before.
also i can divide by zero.

Mr. Tak The Naked

Lived in Era 24, got 1 heir(s) (Tak The Naked) and was a member of Carnage
"i like women...Oh yes I do....on toast!" those were Tak the Naked's father's last words before a woman brained him over the head with that fatal blow from a wraught cast iron skillet.

Inexplicably, he had an heir. which was I. I resolved to be less misogynist than my father for obvious reasons a) they control more than half the world and b) they are smarter than the average man and c) they control reality, logic and have mind control powers also d) seeing your father die by a wraught cast iron skillet instills one with a healthy nary wary respect.

also I had to run out of the house naked in order to surivive watch out fantasia here come I. :)

Mr. Tak The Naked

Lived in Era 25, got 1 heir(s) (Take The Naked) and was a member of Carnage
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