Family History

Sir Smirkov

Lived in Era 17, got 1 heir(s) (Smirkov) and was a member of Noob Table
Rank: 20

Sir Smirkov

Lived in Era 18, got 1 heir(s) (Darkin) and was a member of Malice
The era of Sparker saw Sir Smirkov and his men enjoying the spoils of war which they had horded from thier previous accomplishments. There was much feasting in the halls of the newly "aquired" city of Omdurman where succulent legs of lamb, ham and human child (if they could find one) were devored every night.

As such the dominon of Sir Smirkov dwindled losing much of its former glory. Rising inflation and an increase in the world price of tree saw a decrease in the production of buildings whcih had a trinclke down affect eventually slowing the number of trollish men wanting to join the armies of the mighty NT armardas.


NT once again through great cooperation and teamwork was able influence the working sof the world and eventually seeing as the world was dieing voted to re new life on the world by destroying the old and allowing the new grwoth to flourish. It was Duke Challym who was designated this most important task and with the aid of Jolins mighty stronghold was able to do so.

How every NT's influence over the world of VU was to come to an end as it was found that a strange force was limiting team co operation to just 3 lords. (It was found that everytime more than 3 lords would gather in a place to discuss tactics they would inadvertly began a conversation about the state of their mother in laws crooked toes. it was actually a disturbed servant (a certain Erunion Telcontar) who noticed this oddity and it was decidied by the lords of the land that it best to only congregate in groups of 3 inorder to proptect their marriages).

Sir Smirkov did not take this news well at all. Turning a bit made the lord of omdurman ordered all NT artefacts to be removed from city walls and momnuments and stored in huge vaults to be protected until the time when the kingdom would be reformed. Receeding to his personal chambers Smirkov was not seen for many a month and it is was thought that the great knight and died. Eventually a couple of Trolls took the initaive and removed the hinges from the door and peered inside the chambers.

The trolls could not see smirkov though on the walls was scribbled in an illustrous kind of ink "The halls of asgrove need to be restored. You need to return to your chosen people. Malice guide you"

Smirkov son of Smirkov had finally resumed his former identity, Darkin had returned to wreck havoc on the land and the ... where going to help him to do it.

Mr. Darkin

Lived in Era 19, got 1 heir(s) (Redemption) and was a member of THE GOOD SIDE
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Mr. Redemption

Lived in Era 20, got 1 heir(s) (Redemption) and was a member of Phil Reborn
Era 19
lead the kingdom of Malice along with Thrall and Livak.
Fought Nefarious early on before coming to an agreement.

Had a good alliance with Grand delusion and kingdom of Heaven and Larry Flynt

Had a good war with Brotherhood of the Wolf.

Lost everything to Reborn in the last RL day of the era.

Finshed Rank 36 of 72

Malice may reform one day.

Mr. Redemption

Lived in Era 21 and got 1 heir(s) (Mastermind).
GvE was fun. it was a good feleling being part of a big kingdom again. Played a trollish mage for the good side and had some great barbeques.

finished 12 th in the GVE world on the winning side

Mr. Mastermind

Lived in Era 22, got 1 heir(s) (Mastermind) and was a member of Spaghetti
Started after OOP time.
Convinced the dwarfs under me to join spagitarian armies.
Focused on economic prosperity for my people, eventually becoming one of the more powerful rulers of the age.
Sent large armies to attack the Brotherhood of the Wolf who had planned to disrupt the peaceful alliance of spaghetti.

Mr. Mastermind

Lived in Era 23, got 1 heir(s) (Stargazer The Absent Minded) and was a member of Carnage
Era 22

The story of Spaghetti.

My start was ruined, but I gave it another shot on Fantasia.
With succes.
I started Spaghetti the fifth day after the era started if I remember it correctly.
The first ones to join me were
Zophyrus, Gallyon, Hakoak & Orky.
We weren't very big, maybe ten cities big. And I started attacking the Brotherhood of the Wolf.
Soon more Brotherhood players were ingaged in a fight with us..
Fortunately for us, we could bribe Hanky Panky, and the other one fighting us (Helbrecht) left VU for personal reasons.
We won ourselves some territory with luck on our side.
And more players joined us! (Aleric, Wee Man, Blackadder, Gimli & Mastermind).
This is about the time we took the NAP with Phi Empire.
Unfortunately Orky broke our NAP almost directly.
We kicked him because he got inactive anyways. (He offered it I just read in an ooold PM)

Now, time for our first real fight with the Brotherhood.
(Wow, I'm suprised by my awesome memory)
High Lord Kland, Walker, and a third person were there to attack us with an army 50,000 troops big.
We were suprised by those armies, and Blackadder suffered greatly.
But another fortunate event for Spaghetti saved us! The second one!
Lords of Carnage was disbanded, because of a duping check if I'm correct.
We lost one of our members. (Wee Man)
And we kicked another member who has gone inactive.
But, we managed to recruit three ex-Carnage players! Marche, Dreadlord & Darkfaith.
Unfortunately, Marche had to leave because of connection problems.
The original Spaghetti squad was formed.
Spoon, Gallyon, Zophyrus, Hakoak, Hanky Panky, Dreadlord, Darkfaith, Mastermind, Blackadder & Gimli.
Our rescue was done by Darkfaith, who beat almost single-handed the BoW army, and we survived!
After this we did nearly nothing but exploring, and sometimes posted 0 times a day.
Once again, Darkfaith rescued us, he made me make plans etc!
We started to create a core, and secured it.

The time after that, we had some affairs with Legacy, and they were solved peacefully!
We built walls in the south, and FINALLY! we had our core protected from outsiders.
Ok, not really protected. I believe we just had troops inside 2/3 blockers..

Then the time of Wargod arrived.
His army "Yep" caused a little fear upon us.
Unfortunately for him, the army was at our protected blockers.
Which had around 400/500 thousand troops inside, add wall bonus, and voila. Awesome defense.
Although, this wasn't needed.
The almighty Yep army retreated, and Zophyrus, Mastermind & Hakoak were on the move together with MonkeyNews.
I believe that Zophyrus & Mastermind are still getting closer to the BoW core every tick ;)

Well, not much happened after that.. We went a bit more heading for the BoW territory after that..
That is pretty much it... The Spaghetti Story of this era!

as told by Sir Spoon.





ERA 24
Stayed a loyal soldier of Yum. We had a strong fortified starting postion in the north of the map whcih eventaully became our economic core. We were committed to warring Crown lead by Mr. Fordius, though after breaking the blokcers to their forward core the kingdom started warring Holy flame.

Holy flame was attacked on all fronts and soon disbanded at which point a hopeless war was started against the one and only. This action cause thier allies Steathmachines to become invovled and soon our small forces in the Holy flame core were overrun.

This ill fated war attempt allowed Crown to build up a mighty economic core behind legacy lines and Great foresight by Fordius saw yum's western front breached and mighty Nazgul armies trained outside our economic core.

Bad defence lead to Yum losing much of their war gains as a fanatical PHI stormed the eastern front after disposing of Bow and Holy.

Yum disbanded .

Mr. Stargazer The Absent Minded

Lived in Era 24, got 1 heir(s) (Stargazer) and was a member of Carnage
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Mr. Stargazer

Lived in Era 25 and got 1 heir(s) (Inclined TO Sit This One Out).
Fought again with the Kingdom of carnage. Carnage reined across the lands of The Cloudy Sky, The Dorian Empire, Mad Against Drugs and the Ever Victorious Army.

Havoc entered the lands of The Midnight Sun and and was seen from the Legacian Gates.

The Nazgul armies bearing the banner of the Stargazer were so prolific that they blocked the sun from smiliing on his enemies and instilling fear into their unworthy hearts.

Mr. Inclined TO Sit This One Out

Lived in Era 26 and got 0 heir(s) .
I'm inclined to sit this one out and just watch the wars happen. Only I ended up on the wrong map.

My time here has come to an end. Good by Fantasia, I leave you a free man, your cunning and decpetiveness will hold me no longer