Family History

Mr. Maynard

Lived in Era 25, got 1 heir(s) (Reznor) and was a member of BACCUS MONKS
And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from f-ckin' high school.

Mr. Reznor

Lived in Era 26, got 1 heir(s) (Reznor) and was a member of BACCUS MONKS
Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding
'Cause this shit never happens to me