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Mr. Sharp


Lived in age 0 of Tutorial X, got 1 heir(s) (Razor) and was a member of Good

Sharp is a human that was raised by Orcs. This makes him an incredibly dumb human, or an incredibly smart Orc.

Known as Sharp, Commander Pinkskin, the Weird-Smellin' one, or Dakka Squishy Dakka, Sharp has taken the strength of Orcs and focused it with an all too uncanny humanlike ambition.

When questioned about his pink skin, or lack of height, or less-than-ridiculously-huge muscles, Sharp will usually respond with a crazy display of Orclike insanity. This usually involves loud screams, lighting farts on fire, taking out the supporting structure of the building he is currently in, or throwing an always-handy jar full of ants at the offender. This usually buys Sharp, true to his name, enough stab the offending Orc in the eyeball.

The Sharp motto is "Be Strong. Be Sharp. Be Orc."
Mr. Razor
Lived in age 11 of Valhalla

Sharp's son. I will reclaim my father's Kingdom.
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