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Fant 36
08:29:26 Oct 29th 15 - Mr. Sladd:

Jesters have broken up at the defeat by Zeon and a few of them have instead joined CPG for the remainder of the era. Meanwhile CPG are knocking on Zeons doors after destroying the armacity. 


Will CPG destroy Zeon before they can launch a counterattack?

Kingdoms in Fantasia
Zeon12Prince Sladen118
Childrens Playground14Mr. Todd L Fondler100
The Jester Empire6Mr. Tumatauenga6
Mad and Dangerous4Sir Aloysius LXVII0
The Collective16Ms. Jasmina0


08:40:49 Oct 29th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

Todd L. Fondler comments:

 "We need to realize the dire situation of Jestonists being persecuted and suffering from war. We all need to stand toghether under the banner: REFUGEES WELCOME"


18:25:31 Oct 29th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

Dadadadadadaaaaa NEWSFLASH!


This just in, Pure has decided to change his last name. It seems that Pure thought shit wasnt a good surname because it did not fit good with his first name. After long hours of thinking and discussion with his fellow Zeonists they concluded on a new name: Baloney. 

It fits all his promises the past few ages of punishing CPG they concluded and they will have a formal baptism on the top of Midget Mountains with shyers bringing the holy water.

Shyers have made some complaints that it will be hard to climb the mountain with a bladder about to explode but that it is for a good cause so he will do it. CPG armies are sure to attend as it is only 24 tics until the event.


18:30:48 Oct 29th 15 - shyers (Grandmaster Shyizerhammersmith):

I think I pee pee in my panties.... Maybe poo poo too too


21:21:16 Oct 29th 15 - Mr. Sladd:

I love to see Zeonic armies flee before the incoming CPG hordes.


21:26:04 Oct 29th 15 - Mr. Fondleballs:

nubs


21:38:39 Oct 29th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

WARNING, OFF TOPIC FOLLOWS:

shyers my love you have a skill for writing. Honestly you should be a professional writer(if you arent one already). Or maby not writer but poet? Your writing is like milk and honey for my mind.


Shyers, keep that urin in the bladder or i am sure you will be KICKED from Zeon for ruining the baptism party.

Mr. Fondleballs should probably also change his name its offensive.


21:39:34 Oct 29th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

I meant OnT ofc for the second colored line. Why cant i edit?


22:06:23 Oct 29th 15 - Mr. Ballfondler:

Mr. Fondleballs should probably also change his name its offensive.


your name is kinda similar..weird


22:09:27 Oct 29th 15 - Bran (Mr. Aragorn II):

i hardly think fondling toddlers is quite as offensive has fondling someones balls. Not all toddlers have balls


22:11:19 Oct 29th 15 - Mr. Fondleballs:

hey, i only fondle low hangers. 


22:15:10 Oct 29th 15 - Bran (Mr. Aragorn II):

theres an undertone of rape there, as old people arent gay so you couldnt fondle their low hanging balls with their consent. you truly are filthy


22:21:09 Oct 29th 15 - Mr. Morty:

hey, i very rarely get rapey these days. But after  6 years away from vu...i thought i'd come back and do a rape.


22:25:39 Oct 29th 15 - Bran (Mr. Aragorn II):

oh an old timer. who were you named when you last played?


22:36:55 Oct 29th 15 - Mr. Ballfondler:

i think it was like 6 years..maybe less..coolcat..and suchlike names. i cant remember my login so made a new, more rapier guy.


I see you have kept the same name. ;)


22:42:31 Oct 29th 15 - Bran (Mr. Branny Branbrann):

so ur dan, or am i mixing you up?


22:45:05 Oct 29th 15 - Mr. Ballfondler:

nah, im not dan. just a regular old troll.  are maps still joined up at edges? 


23:00:55 Oct 29th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

Dude you really didnt play for 6 years i hear.


23:30:49 Oct 29th 15 - Mr. Fondleballs:

something like that..like 5 yrs?  was world's connected bk then?


09:57:17 Oct 30th 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

Dont remember but i remember they where once.  In the golden days everything that mattered was fantasia and all glory came from it.


We must revive that. Actually fantasia today feels a bit like when i started playing(2005? dun remember). With the exception more people know how stuff works. So i get that nice feeling. I just came back 6 months ago and still going str0nk.


10:26:11 Oct 30th 15 - Quirinus (Mr. Quirinus IV):

Yep, I came back at the end of last era, after many years, and I'm already kicking me some Zeon ass. It's so fun. Look at all those little halflings running away. aaaaw so cute


It's especially funny after the shittalk they threw at us last era.


12:23:36 Oct 30th 15 - Mr. Sladd:

Nonono, the shittalk is the funny part, its why I even play. The spanking given or recieved is just to give the talking context. 


15:33:12 Oct 30th 15 - Mr. Sladd:

Breaking news! 


There has been an outbreak of ebola in the city of Death Star. The symptoms where first observed in a patient who had a history of bestiality, him having carnal relations with both goats, chickens, zeonists and donkeys. Doctors say they cannot be certain from where the taint came or if they will be able to contain the outbreak. 


16:57:54 Oct 30th 15 - Nayoke the Kid (Mr. Eros The Halfling Eater):



16:59:02 Oct 30th 15 - Nayoke the Kid (Sir Zeons Fess Leader):

You guys have taken like 3 or 4 cities and think we have tucked tail and run... What Chicken Nubblets you are. Can I have some BBQ sauce for when I watch you all die?


18:12:31 Oct 30th 15 - Quirinus (Mr. Quirinus IV):

So far I've only seen you run with your tail between your leggs, yet you're the one talking shit.


If you think that AM army that's coming is gonna change something, then happy dreams buddy.

We're not Chicken Nubblets, we're Chuck Norrises for you. You can pour that BBQ sauce all over yourself, and we gonna roast you right up yo grill, chop you up with a few roundhouse kicks and then take a bite out of those roasted AM wings.

Oh yea:

IMGKingdom NameMembersLeader%P
Kingdoms in Fantasia
Zeon12Prince Sladen110
Childrens Playground14Mr. Todd L Fondler100
The Jester Empire6Mr. Tumatauenga5


19:06:27 Oct 30th 15 - Nayoke the Kid (Sir Zeons Fess Leader):

"So far I've only seen you run with your tail between your leggs, yet you're the one talking shit."

First of all, that's not my tail. That's my family heirloom. Common misconception. Secondly, I run because I like to stay in shape between bruising up all the coochies in site. And your tone is kinda giving off the vibe that you want to be the first in line. But in the end, we shall see... Time tells all

GL to all and to all a good day


21:48:22 Oct 30th 15 - Mr. Sladd:

WHY is there so much trashtalk in here? Be friends, be happy! Atleast I'm grateful for Zeons hospitality inviting us into their core and even casting arma so we would get there quicker, only shows how much they <3 us and tell you what, I <3 them too!


Also: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE


22:10:29 Oct 30th 15 - Konspyre (Captain Captain):

To be fair, 95% of the trash talk is yours.


22:39:19 Oct 30th 15 - Quirinus (Mr. Quirinus IV):

That's the best proof that we're winning.


I'll tone it down a bit, I know it can get annoying. ;P


23:53:41 Oct 30th 15 - Mr. Sladd:

Now that's the kind of trashtalk I don't want to see Konspy, smearing each other like kindergarteners (well I don't know your age so if you're still in preschool I am sorry for this rant and for my ageism). Tone it down please! Q, you are fine..


00:09:17 Oct 31st 15 - Mr. Fondleballs:

yeh, less of the trash talking..some of us just want to bestow love and happiness upon this thread.


01:53:48 Oct 31st 15 - shyers (Mr. Shyzilla):

I wish I was a toddler.... With low hanging balls


01:58:45 Oct 31st 15 - Mr. Morty:

Shyguy..that would most likely resemble a miniature tripod..most definitely not practical for stargazing or photography.  


11:31:22 Oct 31st 15 - Mr. Sladd:

I'm a grown up who's balls hasn't descended =(


13:26:11 Oct 31st 15 - Mr. Sladd:

Btw, does Zeon still think they will win this? 


17:27:13 Oct 31st 15 - Quirinus (Mr. Quirinus IV):

IMGKingdom NameMembersLeader%P
Kingdoms in Fantasia
Childrens Playground15Mr. Todd L Fondler100
Zeon12Prince Sladen87
The Jester Empire6Mr. Tumatauenga5

Finally...


21:07:40 Oct 31st 15 - Nayoke the Kid (Sir Zeons Fess Leader):

Zeon is confident


23:54:33 Oct 31st 15 - Mr. Sladd:

I set up the clock again but on our terms, this time its not a clock to see if we can enter your core but a clock to see if you guys can survive. Like it should be.


Casting Armageddon from Armacast upon Cpg Armacasters with 25% chance of success...successful, If our defence holds, Armageddon will start within 240 days. When casting the spell 18074 of our Spellweavers died and 6025 got injured.


12:11:55 Nov 1st 15 - Mr. Sladd:

I get the feeling Zeon has already given up, they aren't even biting the trollbaits. So sad. Lets see how the war will progress without heavy mage support.


13:50:18 Nov 1st 15 - Prince Pure The Caring:

Havent given up, only just kicking into gear. Been far too busy working over the past week. Finished all my reports now and ready to play. We lacked co ordination while I was away and the rest of our leadership have had personal dramas/new jobs etc so no one could really do much. It may be too late but youre gonna have a run for your money.


02:07:42 Nov 2nd 15 - shyers (Mr. Shyzilla):

I'm the one with the new job, not the baby mama drama.


09:24:00 Nov 2nd 15 - Quirinus (Mr. Quirinus IV):

IMGKingdom NameMembersLeader%P
Kingdoms in Fantasia
Childrens Playground15Mr. Todd L Fondler100
Zeon12Prince Sladen77
The Jester Empire6Mr. Tumatauenga5

Excuses, excuses...


12:15:16 Nov 2nd 15 - Stephen Ben (Mr. Shizel Fritzl):

You sure about that Shy? You have spent the entire era putting your little men in Juanita's clam. Pretty sure there is some baby moma drama on the horizon for you. 


12:49:39 Nov 2nd 15 - Prince Pure The Caring:

Hes already gone through baby mama drama like twice  I believe ;)


14:14:07 Nov 2nd 15 - Stephen Ben (Mr. Shizel Fritzl):

Doesn't mean there can't be any more, he doesn't live in China


15:23:55 Nov 2nd 15 - Prince Pure The Caring:

Cant get pregnant from anal


15:55:49 Nov 2nd 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

My brand new 50.000 Zerks i just ordered this morning is eager to come to party. Makr sure to be thaaaarrr


15:57:12 Nov 2nd 15 - Bran (Mr. Branny Branbrann):

wow 50 zerks, whats so impressive about that?


16:14:04 Nov 2nd 15 - Mr. Todd L Fondler:

I stole the money and i dont plan to return it to the owner


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