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VU vs getting Laid
05:27:44 Jun 27th 08 - The Gragnar:

    Never worked up a sweat playing VU.

Point to getting laid.


05:49:29 Jun 27th 08 - Mr. Justin:

hmmmm playing a game or having sex with my girlfriend. EASY!!!! game drops to the floor and i get to the bedroom with my girl


09:26:35 Jun 27th 08 - Duke Elmo The Opmonkey:

Easiest solution I can see is to quit yourr girlfriend/wife.


09:53:08 Jun 27th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

This is a stupid question, I mean, the answer is so simple, so easy, it's like asking me what a sp@m cannon is. If you are married, get a divorce. Or, if you have a girlfriend, you break up with your girlfriend, I mean, it's so simple, SO simple...


10:38:22 Jun 27th 08 - Sir Revengee:

I think this is one of the dumbest questions Ive ever heard, Septim being more sarcastic than ever.. { I hope.} Tells you the answer

Playing VU of course!

No serious, It depends on who your Offering too get laid with, if its you Sir, then hell no
If its some fit lady, I would push my laptop too the floor too make room...


13:07:31 Jun 27th 08 - Mr. More Inactive Than You:

The Gragnar

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6/27/2008 6:27:44 AM
    Never worked up a sweat playing VU.

Point to getting laid.

Uhm... Speak for yourself... I've had my fair shares of tick end moves, merges, spells and attacks at the same time which decided if my Kingdom would lose or win the war.

That can get you all sweaty too :)


13:43:27 Jun 27th 08 - Sir Lelouch VI Britannia:

I will be the first to say that getting into a relationship takes away from VU playing time.

Women (I guess that's how the majority of you all still get laid) > VU, anyday.


14:21:40 Jun 27th 08 - Duke Elmo The Opmonkey:

but VU never says something and mean another.


14:25:58 Jun 27th 08 - Mr. Captain Kangaroo:

VU cant give you a toe curling blow job... nuff said.  :-)


17:12:17 Jun 27th 08 - General Ezatious:

ask sezy this question =p


17:19:10 Jun 27th 08 - Mr. Durza VII:

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6/27/2008 4:25:58 PM
VU cant give you a toe curling blow job... nuff said.  :-)

 

 Agreed!


18:39:15 Jun 27th 08 - Mr. Pedro Al Bear:

"ask sezy this question =p"

Roll over and turn on the laptop ftw!


18:41:45 Jun 27th 08 - Mr. Justin:

see pedro u just keep proving my points about u.


19:25:16 Jun 27th 08 - Mr. Roxbury:


The Gragnar

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6/27/2008 5:27:44 AM
    Never worked up a sweat playing VU.

Point to getting laid.



Oh reaaally? I remember Gragnar getting quite steamy over the attack on the famous mine Gretchen, owned by Aughs brother =P


22:20:13 Jun 27th 08 - Mr. More Inactive Than You:

That's what I meant Roxbury, it sometimes happens :)


02:55:37 Jun 29th 08 - Mr. Ironic:

VU won't insult you if you break up with her and spread rumors about you that aren't true.


03:32:43 Jun 29th 08 - Mr. Sorra:

How bout playing while getting laid?

I think im on to something here


04:13:36 Jun 29th 08 - Mr. Newcastle United:

It'd be a nightmare come pre and post tick change.. when you're trying to pull off some era winning trick which needs to be done at an exact moment :P

"OMG BRB ORGASMZ"

"...... FFS... Well... I guess we lose."


06:30:30 Jun 29th 08 - Sir Peter Abby Jackson:

i vote vu, strange things happen when you get laid


06:39:46 Jun 29th 08 - Mr. Justin:

Bet they do PJ. bet the drug u gave the men wares off adn they run away


07:02:51 Jun 29th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

Justin...now is that necessary?  We are here to be nice now -.-


07:10:19 Jun 29th 08 - Mr. Justin:

lol i was only kidding Ernie. i dont mean any harm to PJ


07:54:44 Jun 29th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

PJ Will kill you ._.  (Or violate you)


13:52:28 Jun 29th 08 - Mr. Plutonium:

It all depends. If you live with your gf, as I do during summer, you can get laid whenever you want, any time during the 24h of the day = VU takes presidence.
But normally, I only meet her like a couple of weekends each month since she lives in another city. That means two weekens a month where I'm busy with other stuff and can't be bothered with VU.


01:04:15 Jun 30th 08 - Mr. Dreadlord:

yeah if given choice.
24 hours.

Priorities.
VU: 12 hours

Sex:  20 mins.

sex/VU ratio .     1: 36


03:42:46 Jun 30th 08 - Mr. Justin:

Man if i lived with my girl these are my priorities:

VU:none

Sex:24hours


05:00:47 Jun 30th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

.......hmmmm a tad onesided.....no eating, sleeping, or ect in there -.-


05:02:48 Jun 30th 08 - Mr. Justin:

OK ill redo them Ernie.

Vu-none

Eating-1 hour(total out of day includes the 3 meals)

Sex-23hours

Better ernie?


06:19:04 Jun 30th 08 - Mr. Ambrosias Arilyonis:

Inappropriate topic number 83... NEXT


06:31:33 Jun 30th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

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6/30/2008 1:19:04 AM
Inappropriate topic number 83... NEXT
Coming from you.....that is sad....


07:24:12 Jun 30th 08 - Mr. Opportunity:

I think i'd be more worried if you said that Ernie.


10:16:49 Jun 30th 08 - Sir Revengee:

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6/30/2008 1:04:15 AM
yeah if given choice.
24 hours.

Priorities.
VU: 12 hours

Sex:  20 mins.

sex/VU ratio .     1: 36
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6/30/2008 1:04:15 AM
yeah if given choice.
24 hours.

Priorities.
VU: 12 hours

Sex:  20 mins.

sex/VU ratio .     1: 36


You can only hold for 20 mins ;) ?


12:15:07 Jun 30th 08 - Mr. Sezymon:

leave me out of this you assens!


14:17:34 Jul 2nd 08 - Sir Lelouch VI Britannia:

23 hours of sex? Man, how are you going to get over things like, oh, chaffing? Also, I doubt that even if you had about enough testosterone to match 80 men, your gal wouldn't let you go at it with her for 23 hours straight.

Might I recommend polygamy or making a harem?


10:46:03 Jul 3rd 08 - Sir Revengee:

Lol ^^_^^

The most reasonable amount of sex is maybe 2 hours max a day?

Obviously Justin doesnt have a girlfriend thats why he will say 23 hours as he is a virgin quite obviously
Everyone is thinking the same, once you cum you tend too slow your movement [ Thats what happens with me.. and most normal people ]

Also 23 hours? You know how much probable pain you would be in ? God

Once, youve had sex then come back too me Justin ok ?


08:53:08 Jul 4th 08 - Mr. Spoon:

"If its some fit lady, I would push my laptop too the floor too make room..."

Fit lady? Dude, that sounds like the queen of england or something. say hawt chick.


10:58:01 Jul 4th 08 - Mr. Dreadlord:

lol revenge since i dont only get laid once a year i dont have to overdo it.


11:01:04 Jul 4th 08 - Sir Revengee:

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7/4/2008 10:58:01 AM
lol revenge since i dont only get laid once a year i dont have to overdo it

Exacly my point xD


14:19:28 Jul 4th 08 - Mr. Wilberforce:

Spoon whats wrong with our quuen? Shes hawt, influential, rich and powerful. Sounds perfect too me :P


14:28:49 Jul 4th 08 - Mr. Blood Spill:

haha the queen was actually pretty hot wen she was younger if u see old pics of her


14:31:01 Jul 4th 08 - Mr. Wilberforce:

Exactly my point. We should get a semi-nude calender of the queen. Wow wouldn't that sell well.

 

*queen (from my last post lol)


00:21:21 Jul 5th 08 - Mr. Spoon:

...

Ok...

...


14:45:51 Jul 6th 08 - Mr. Wilberforce:

Spoon is obviously jealous that hes not English.

 

xxx love yas


00:26:04 Jul 7th 08 - Swedish Chef Brashen:

ill answer the question once I had sex wile playing VU so I got some good comparision.


01:38:51 Jul 8th 08 - Mr. Sezymon:

^^


11:32:20 Jul 8th 08 - Sir Random:

Sir Revengee

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7/3/2008 7:46:03 PM

Lol ^^_^^

The most reasonable amount of sex is maybe 2 hours max a day?

Obviously Justin doesnt have a girlfriend thats why he will say 23 hours as he is a virgin quite obviously
Everyone is thinking the same, once you cum you tend too slow your movement [ Thats what happens with me.. and most normal people ]

Also 23 hours? You know how much probable pain you would be in ? God

Once, youve had sex then come back too me Justin ok ?


oh revenge... you have much to learn ;)


11:33:43 Jul 8th 08 - Mr. Facepalm:

Revengee ever heard of the word Viagra lol ;p


23:43:58 Jul 8th 08 - Mr. Plutonium:

Random, you must have elephant skin on your penor-top. I can do it seven times on one weekend if I havent seen my gf for long. But averaging 2 hours per day for longer peroid would wear out both my skin and my stamina. Especially as I work 8 hours a day with a physical job. She will have to do with 1 hour, and I can spend the other hour on VU!


06:05:05 Jul 9th 08 - Mr. Atreides:

Well, considering the possibilities of me getting laid....I think I'd just stick with VU.


08:44:28 Jul 9th 08 - Sir Peter The Pumkin Eater:

i now vote getting laid, most who can read know why =D


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