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if you got an assault criminal record?

Damn those kangaroos! They are vicious fighters using gorilla tactics! Even the US army would lose to them.

omg!!!! Kangaroos using Gorilla tactics?!?!? your screwed

Might you not end up in NATO assignments if your in the Aussie army?

Yah thats what I thought. So why would you want to join a army that ends up as slaves for USA controlled NATO?

Here's an interesting fact. Did you know that Australia was the first country to win a major victory against the japanese in WW2? Australia, with the help of a few new zealand troops, and papua new ginue locals, Australia managed to demoralise the japanese army so much to the point where the japanese were forced to abandon thier invasion plans of Australia, despite the japanese having us outnumbered by 5-1. They were going to try again, but the USA intervened and apparently "saved" Australia (Which may be true). Not bad for a country of only 10 mil right?

BTW if australia needed a large army, we would reintroduce national service and beef up the recruitment campain. We could  build an army of 300 000 without doing much damage to our economy. and did you know that there is over 9 mil people on a list fit for service that could potentionally all get drafted in the event of a major war such as WW3 if it ever happened? You combine all this with australia's terrain and location and it would be hard to conquer us.

Another thing, Australia has a bigger military spending than canada, and better amphibious assualt capabilities than canada. There may be more, but i would have to look that one up. The only things i remember canada having an advantage in is armoured forces and a bigger army.

Also, Australia will have a military spending minimum of 42 billion by 2030. Russia currently has 44 billion and china currently 80 something billion.

Mr. Tyrgalon Report 03:21:48 Mar 12th 11

A bigger military spending is almost just waste nowadays lol, at least in Europe. Tho Australia does of course have China and North Korea in the vicinity. And who said anything about Canada? of course a island nation has better amphibious capabilities than a nation that doesn´t have a single even remotely hostile neighbour, and has USA (Ultimate Shit Asses) as neighbours.

Who cares Canada is a piece of shit country anyway. And I'm Australian and can see it :P

"Here's an interesting fact. Did you know that Australia was the first country to win a major victory against the japanese in WW2? Australia, with the help of a few new zealand troops, and papua new ginue locals, Australia managed to demoralise the japanese army so much to the point where the japanese were forced to abandon thier invasion plans of Australia, despite the japanese having us outnumbered by 5-1. They were going to try again, but the USA intervened and apparently "saved" Australia (Which may be true). Not bad for a country of only 10 mil right?"

With that statement we only won because of the papa new guinea locals helped us in jungle warfare and then the kokada trail. helped get the Aus and NZ troops from various key locations in a short time and leaving them less vulnerable to air raids and major ambushs.

As for your crime best luck is to go to army recruitment and ask them.

And tyrgalon, i was using canada as a reference, didnt mean anything by it.

Ok, was just kinda random when Canada suddenly appeared in the discussion lol :P

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Aussie army sucks

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