Forums / Miscellaneous Discussions / You know your start sucks when

1. You put a buy order in for 6 food.

2. You always have an excuse at the ready, to use when your KD are discussing their incomes.

6. When you start off next to a former enemy.

9. When your computer crashes the moment you hit 'play'.

10. When you post here... oh dangit!

lol

12. when you decide to join carnage instead of going tagless :p

(kidding! i luv havoc!!!!!)

14. When you start next to Dark Trio with hanky panky in it

15. When you are oop b4 you put your first city down

17. when you start over 24 ticks from the nearest mountain, and that mountain has no free space for a new cities

18. When you land tagless in the middle of a war between Carnage and Abydos...

22. When you talk to Clamps about Jesus

23. When you sell 0.02 gold for 1 piece of food

25: When Myrr thinks they can beat Dark Fires when they have 23 members vs. 6 members and yet they still lose.....

28.  When you are getting owned by Revenge. 

30. When you start with 10 gold and 5 tree. and you can't move your army or build a city.

31. When you mow your front lawn and you find a car.

35. wolflord karac will have a bad start next time he lands next to me (does that count?)

36. when you have to make a thread like this ;)

38. When you start and you realize you chose the race that was not right but it was but it was just a joke and it turned out to be the wrong race.

40. When you realize you have landed on Mantrax.

42. When you still don't have 5/7 gold bonus in your main mine after 5 days.

44. When you realize the huge horde approaching you isnt your ally...

45. When you forget to build an army

49. When you go on vacation for the first 7 weeks

50. When no one wants you to join their Kingdom

51. When you get killed by a first timer

53. if you are sponsered by Pepsi.

54. if your peasants rebel.

55. if a dragon comes out of the mountain and kills you.

56. when you spend all your income on taverns because you have bad eyesight and you think it says mines.

57. when your kd mates turn on you because they want your city spot because it's too crowded.

58. when you join FA and you start right next to Gauls.

59. when you dont have a ride home from work and you call your friend to pick you up and there's an ice storm and a bridge is covered in ice and you crash into a solid wall of cars. (happened to me today...)

60. when you are eating a burrito and your beer spills all over your keyboard.

61. when you spend $30 on bonus turns and then forget to use them.

59. when you dont have a ride home from work and you call your friend to pick you up and there's an ice storm and a bridge is covered in ice and you crash into a solid wall of cars. (happened to me today...)

and you still managed to log into VU that shows dedication

rofl

Link that was nothing to do with a bad startup, that was a bad day...one of the worst I've ever heard.... I mean what a tragedy.... spilling your beer?! Man...was it ok? Oh and the accident thing obviously you aren't hurt but the beer man...the BEER....

67. When you realize your kingdom want you out because 'you are a traitor' although you aren't

(this happened to me in a different game)

68. When Sir Evans is on your enemy's side and $pams a lot!!!

69. :-)