imagine this battle

imagine this battle

16:33:20 Apr 8th 08 - Pirate Lewatha:

Mr. Ransom

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4/8/2008 7:04:40 AM at the city Outpost, I had 30% to take over, 60% to seige, and 99% to steal food with 1 day of prep. I chose steal food. this is what happened.
LOSS
I'm terribly sorry Mr. Ransom. But we have lost the battle. We killed a total of 39 enemy troops.

Troops Alive Dead Injured

Breasts of Suppleness (your army)

Farmers 0 17 0

Slingers 0 0 0

Pony riders 0 21089 0

Illusionists 0 4976 0

Adventurers 0 11518 0

Dos Cerveza lifeguards (from Mr. Dos Cerveza)

Hobgoblins 0 4 0

Rockthrowers 0 0 0

Warlords 0 5830 0

Mages 0 970 0

Berserkers 0 0 0

Long Distant (from Mr. Midnight)

Swordsmen 0 23 0

Hammerthrowers 0 387 0

Axemen 0 1208 0

Runemasters 0 293 0

Cavemasters 0 0 0

Army (from Mr. Atreides)

Hobgoblins 0 300 0

Rockthrowers 0 408 0

Warlords 0 14759 0

Mages 0 11906 0

Berserkers 0 0 0

Light Division (from Sir Erunion Telcontar)

Ghosts 0 722 0

Archers 0 0 0

Riders 0 366 0

Spellweavers 0 4425 0

Archmages 0 3339 0

this is the funniest battle report I ever saw! imagine that! your army charges a castle, the fierce troops run towards the walls, but they can not stop... and they run straight into the walls, dead...

thanks to falling rubble of the walls, 39 troops of the enemy, standing on them. were killed.

16:59:02 Apr 8th 08 - Sir Soccerispeaceful:

FF needs to learn how to fight! lol!

17:10:21 Apr 8th 08 - Mr. Air:

happened to me twice with 99% 1st time there was no troops in the defending city, i wonder how they die, falling over eachother while stealing food?

17:43:01 Apr 8th 08 - Sir Alban VIII:

peasants have 0.5 defensive points each

17:44:06 Apr 8th 08 - Mr. Wraith:

I somehow doubt that any amount of peasants could have killed all those troops....

17:45:33 Apr 8th 08 - Sir Alban VIII:

lolz

*watches peasants riot, killing the same number of troops as in random's army*

random is living up to his name. if that isnt random I dont know what is

17:51:19 Apr 8th 08 - Mr. Brannigans Law:

salmonella poisoning! ff need cooking practice

18:00:30 Apr 8th 08 - Sir Binh The Demolisher:

I imagine the wall got overan, the enemy running, 39 didn't make it so they die. Ff see the foods, and they are all VERY HUNGRY!!! They come to steal the food to eat. They eat so much their stomach burst and fall over dead. The enemy come back seeing this and laugh.

18:02:26 Apr 8th 08 - Mr. Fire:

0.05 defense.

Well, atleast you guys don't complain about it <3

18:09:13 Apr 8th 08 - Mr. Air:

Sir Alban VIII

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4/8/2008 5:43:01 PMpeasants have 0.5 defensive points each

its a bug, u dont even loose all ur troops attacking another army with 99% and loosing

18:10:42 Apr 8th 08 - Lord Seloc:

OMG all those poor little soliders.....

18:18:24 Apr 8th 08 - Sir Alban VIII:

lolz

the game is random, live with it

18:37:53 Apr 8th 08 - General Beaverjuice:

ouch that sucks :/

19:01:26 Apr 8th 08 - Mr. Clamps The Redeemed:

Maybe they succeeded perfectly but the food was poisoned.

19:13:34 Apr 8th 08 - Mr. Air:

Sir Alban VIII

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4/8/2008 6:18:24 PM

lolz

the game is random, live with it

i dont think its random, 2 times ive failed stealing food with 99% and both times ALL troops died :) first time city was defended by 0 soilders and second a few.

It only happens when u steal food, it has never ever happened to me atleast that i loose ALL troops loosing at a 99% attack on someone, happened to you?

19:19:46 Apr 8th 08 - Mr. Brannigans Law:

well isnt stealing food quite a new option to the game? its probly just in need of a bit of tweaking between eras before it works proply

(im pretending that i have a clue how computers work)

19:38:10 Apr 8th 08 - Sir Soccerispeaceful:

i've never lost all my troops on a 99% attack......................i've never even lost a 99% attack.

19:53:50 Apr 8th 08 - Mr. Air:

exactly, and thats why it is a bug, lol

00:11:46 Apr 9th 08 - Mr. Elfy:

haha u guys are probs gonna laugh at me for this bit ive never seen the steal food option in my life...

00:25:54 Apr 9th 08 - Sir Soccerispeaceful:

then u have never played halfling

00:49:48 Apr 9th 08 - Duke Greater Penor:

Could have been worse.

00:50:48 Apr 9th 08 - Mr. Dalakticon:

Yeah his computer could have blown up...

02:14:09 Apr 9th 08 - Mr. Clamps The Redeemed:

The loss on 99 is prolly just crap luck, but the loss of every last man might just be intentional. Has anyone asked Zeta about that?

05:58:40 Apr 9th 08 - Mr. Gold Member:

that's crazy... this game must be rigged or something.

03:08:08 Apr 10th 08 - Mr. Atreides:

Maybe it's just that halflings don't wanna let anyone steal their food....just a thought :p

04:41:17 Apr 10th 08 - Mr. Hilario:

the game is random, fine. but the troop loss is probably bugged.

06:52:57 Apr 10th 08 - Mr. Periannath:

must be a dant bug ive stolen food plenty of times this era O.o

07:33:53 Apr 16th 08 - Mr. Einskaldir:

this is a bug; i won at 7% once. lost most my troops but the enemy retreated

22:18:19 Apr 16th 08 - Mr. Threadlord:

thats what u get for stealing food..

14:40:08 Apr 17th 08 - Mr. Peter Jackson:

oh so this is why i never have looked at this forum before

its ghey

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