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23:17:46 Oct 30th 08 - Mr. Brainiac:

This says it all, nice job Charley!!!

Lord Charley Deallus

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10/30/2008 1:32:17 PM
The Tax System - Explained With Beer
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
 The fifth would pay $1.
 The sixth would pay $3.
 The seventh would pay $7.
 The eighth would pay $12.
 The ninth would pay $18.
 The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
 
 

So, that's what they decided to do.
 
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers,' he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.'Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.
 
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'
 
They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by
roughly applying the same percentages that each man paid to the new $80.00 amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
 
And so:
 
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 ( 25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 ( 22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
 
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
 
'I only got a dollar out of the $20,'declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,' but he g ot $10!'
 
'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!'
 
'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'
 
'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!'
 
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
 
The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
 
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just ma y not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
 
 David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
 Professor of Economics
 
University of Georgia
 
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
 
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
 


23:34:06 Oct 30th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus:

I believe that is Obama's tax plan...but not 100% sure since it doesn't say...but it mentioned the presidential debates so far. 


23:44:05 Oct 30th 08 - Mr. Brainiac:

can u provide a link?


23:57:04 Oct 30th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus:

AHA! Well I looked up the professor...and his name is apparently being used for it and he is NOT the writer of it.  This article goes under the title of "Tax Cuts: A Simple Lesson in Economics" or “Bar Stool Economics” and I cannot seem to find a writer.  It is probably just about the US tax system atm...but I am not sure...it is funny though ;p


00:11:37 Oct 31st 08 - Mr. Brainiac:

hahahaha


01:10:04 Oct 31st 08 - Mr. Josef Fritzl:

retards... so sad.


09:32:18 Nov 5th 08 - Prince Corothius:

maybe those who like that law should go to a communist country..


11:39:22 Nov 5th 08 - Sir Gallyon:

well apparantly half of America thought this tax system is an enormously good plan =)

though I think that all the african americans vote on him coz he's an african american aswell and they hope that Obama will help them from the ground (so they can get some jobs)..then quite alot of white people voted on Obama..they prolly did it coz They Either voted for him coz they wanted to say to their friends..see I'm not a racist..I voted for Obama :P.. or they just like his nice speeches (I must say that they do really sound amazing..and That Mccain just looks like a stupid old man with a stick)..

but well,  we'll see what happens now ;p


12:27:19 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Bloodspill:

i live in UK but there wuz this programme about obama that i decided to watch, and they pointed out the same speech over...and over....AND over! The basis of his campaign wuz "Change" but what the change was....err gimme a minute to remember. Oh ye thats right he didnt say. Im not sayin hes going to be a bad president but americans rly did fall for the whole "change" thing. Did anyone even ask what this "change" was?? lol.


13:08:47 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Methane:

Nope :)


13:28:02 Nov 5th 08 - Sir Bohica:

Nope, sure didn't.

Also, if over half of Americans jumped off a cliff, would that still be a good idea Gallyon?


16:57:16 Nov 5th 08 - Sir Gallyon:

I never said it was a good idea ;):p


17:44:49 Nov 5th 08 - Mr. Punny Monsta:

i would jump


20:23:24 Nov 5th 08 - Dark Lord Osiris:

Mr. Bloodspill

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11/5/2008 6:27:19 AM
i live in UK but there wuz this programme about obama that i decided to watch, and they pointed out the same speech over...and over....AND over! The basis of his campaign wuz "Change" but what the change was....err gimme a minute to remember. Oh ye thats right he didnt say. Im not sayin hes going to be a bad president but americans rly did fall for the whole "change" thing. Did anyone even ask what this "change" was?? lol.

 

worked for labour and blair tho didnt it


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