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this is the operation theatre we are looking for two things: paitents and doctors and very sexy nurses....

please sign up here we can then get to work on our RP operation...

these are the roles...

1. Paitent/s:
2. Head Doctor: Defensive
3. Paramedics youre job will be to bring in paitents and use their feet to bang open the hospital doors... (2 needed):
4. Child entertainer to entertain the child paitents (if we have any):
5. Doctors do doctory stuff you will complete the operations (unlimited amount needed): Epyon
6. Assistants you are to help the doctors by passing scapels and stuff:

the rules are that the order of appearenceis that first the paramedics must bring in a paitent no one else can do anything until this is done (you can still talk) then the assistant doctors step in and prepae the paitent then the doctors do there stuff..

(i will decide when the paitents come,whats wrong with them and how urgent the situation is)

*Just then, a child who got trampled by a stampede of raccoons comes in*

"Septim, entertain this child while I go get my doctor stuff!! Nurse, help me get my supplies!!"

*Silence*

"Why dont we have a nurse?!?"

"Good work Septim, I'll take it from here."

*Epyon leads the kid to the ER where he operates*

"We're losing him!!! We're losing him!!!"

*Epyon returns with a solomn look on his face*

"We did all we could but... we weren't able to save him... He's turned into a raccoon!!"

*A mongoose walks in and puts up a flier, it says:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~          

             THE ARENA

Got a person you hate? Challenge then in the arena!
We give out weapons, you use them to fight your
friends or foes! But remember, all fights are to the death!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I am a doctor you know... I could do a little operation called plastic surgery =o"

"Sure thing Septim"

*Epyon tkaes the wounded Gladiator into the ER where he operates. He comes out about half an hour later with the gladiator all healed up*

"He kept saying something about not wanting to be cloned so I gave hime some morphine."

*The gladiator pulls down his pants and starts running around*

"Okay maybe morphine wasnt the best idea..."

"This doesnt look good..."

*Epyon carries the drunk into the next room where he pumps all of the alcohol out of his system into a giant beer glass*

"Thats a lot of beer.. At least I was able to save him"

*Epyon returns with the giant beer glass*

"Anyone thirsty??"

*Epyon examines Septim-92*

"This is the worst case of fish attempted murder I've ever seen!"

*Epyon rushes Septim-92 into the ER*

"Nurse!!! Scalpel!!"

*Silence*

"WHY DONT WE HAVE ANY NURSES YET??!!"

*Epyon starts working on Septim-92. He removes the fish lodged down Septim-92's throat and the rish that was shoved up his nose. He tends to the bruises brought upon by a severe beating of fishes.*

*Epyon returns to Septim-145*

"I've done the best I can, but he's fallen into a coma.. He should be better in a day or 2"

*A few days later, Septim-92 awakens from his coma*

"He's alive!!! Septim-145, what are you going to do with Septim-92?"

*Epyon leaves and goes to The Arena. He returns after half an hour*

"I was hoping to find some patients there but no one is fighting there. I dont understand why those flyers didnt work"

"Epyon takes the redneck to the ER where he surgically removes the bullet from his back. Once he's finished, he goes, finds the redneck that shot this redneck and shoots him for shooting the redneck*

"Oh wait..."

*Epyon takes the redneck he just shot into the ER and fixes him up*

*Epyon retrieves the patient from the ambulance and takes him into the ER. He starts to tend to the patients brain damage*

"WE'RE LOSING HIM!!!"

*Epyon pulls out those electric charger things that you say CLEAR when you use them*

"CLEAR!!!"

*zztz*

"CLEAR!!!"

*The patient shocks back into life and is all better.*

"We saved him!"

*Epyon stares angrily at Septim*

"Are you the doctor here? I dont think so"

*Septim smacks Defensive over the head with a chair

"Quickly! Get him in the ER!"

"Hmmmm..."

"Sorry, I'm a defective clone with a short temper

*Septim rips off Defensive's legs and starts beating him to death with them

"What did you call me?!?!?!!?!"

"DO YOU FEEL THIS???"
*Septim rips off Defensive's arms and starts beating him with them...

*Septim injects Defensive with anti-happy drugs

"I win!"

*The real Gaius Septim appears, grabs Septim-145, and disappears...

*Epyon takes Defensive and his legs into the ER and sews them back on. He returns with Defensive back to Septim*

"All better. Oh and try to get along this time"

*Epyon runs out of the hospital and returns with Septim-86*

*The real Gaius Septim appears, grabs Septim-145, and disappears...



Septim-86 never left... =S

*Septim-86 leaves and Gaius Septim appears with a new clone

"His name is Septim-213! Gotta go!"

*Gaius Septim disappears and Septim-213 looks around

*Septim-213 shakes Epyon's hand

"Gaius told me to tell you to call me Septim"

"Gaius told me to tell you "Yes" if you asked if I wanted to work at the hospital, he also told you not to give me the "sexy nurse" job"