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*Demonsul sneaks back into the stand*

"Where did Lewatha go?"

*Lewatha charges at Might in her bull form*

"I liked that very much, but now, this male testosteron has got to come to use!"

*Lewatha hits Might with a fierce blow of horns*

*Lewatha dug a hole in the ground before Might managed to step on her, obviously Might forgot about Lewatha's super-powers, and in the blink of an eye, Might fell in a deep hole, which was dug by an apperantly, godly mouse.*

*Lewatha summons a tomb around Might's body*

*Quickly, Lewatha fills the hole with earth again, and casts a spell on the grounds surrounding Mights "grave" which makes it so that whenever Might's body leaves his "tomb". An army of skeleton cows will apear from nothing and they shall do everything to put Might back in his tomb*

*Lewatha teleports as the cows shoot at her*

"these cows are obviously evil, they need to be dealt with before they shoot innoncent cows!"

*Lewatha teleports to the back of both cows, pulls out a knife and slices them into pieces*

"And now we... are eating?  This is weird!  Why are they eating!?!"

"Killer im the God of Humans[And Cows and Love].......Humans eat meat. I am hungry."

Arvious isn't ref........Septim is......

I AM THE GOD OF CORNED BEEF , SUPERIOR TO SP-M

We should breed Sp-m and Corned Beef   
The ultimate tinned meat  xD

*Lewatha takes some evil beef and throws it at Might*

"This so called god, eats his own minions! Is this the god you want?! oh cow people?!"

Revenge opens his eyes and looks down at Lewatha being covered with milk, his God like powers sense the milk is only growing Lewatha's power!

*Might gives them all a hug and sends them back at lewatha with anti-forcefield swords.*

"You see? She has a shield to protect herself against my little babies!"

"Um, okay this is down-right strange and a waste of time.  That's why I'm here!"

lol

*Lewathe summons a big pile of jelly, falling on Might and trapping him inside of it, no mather how hard he tries, Might can't get out of it*

*Lewatha drinks the milk and is free again, she now shoots multiple arrows, penetrating the jelly Might is surrounded in, and hitting him in private places*

*sits down eating cotton cow and wearing a lewatha is number one hand*

go lewatha!

*looks at second foam hand looks at cotton cow in one hadn and foam hand on hte other*

*thinks for a bit*

*takes off shoe and puts foam hand on foot*

GO LEWATHA!

*eats cotton cow*

"Alright....I win. Lewatha has had outside interference atleast 3 or 4 times!"

Whoever said outside interference wasn't allowed?

*Lewatha shoots 5 arrows towards Might, hitting him right in the balls*

now you're no longer a fake god, you're a fake goddess now!

(Lewatha's symbol is a cow with very big nipples)

"Go Goddess Lewatha and the holy nipples!! Down with the poser!!"

A strange man wearing gray robes and an odd gray hat surveys the battlefield. Shaking his head in bemusement he mutters, "So much fighting over cows. I leave this realm for this long and this is what the lands have degenerated into..."

With that the man uttered a spell and a large fireball struck the cow meat and turned the place into a large cookout. Ribs, hamburgers, steaks and BBQ sauce littered the ground.

Demonsul hijacks Arvious's time powers once again and uses them to reverse time to the point the cows were about to die, and saves the cows on Lewatha's side.

"Ha! Might cannot exist if he has no followers providing belief!"