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*Septim creates an army of SP@M cows to follow Might.

"Actually all this proved is that I am the real God. Lewatha cannot live without her followers helping her."

so what have we got here? i see a bunch of *beep* cows Might and Lewetha?

well id have to say that Lewetha would win Might.

{You've godmoded a ton Might...}

"Forward! For Lewatha!"
*Erunion fries all of Might's cows (Magically, ofc) and charges at Might with Trendarat drawn*
"Die scum! Lewatha is the greater for everyone likes her! Therefore you cannot win!"

"As you can see.....Lewatha cheats and has no care for her subjects."

you ate your own subjects!

*Lewatha creates anti-*beep* forcefields around her followers.*

Septim did I mention I know a genetic farm that would certainly make you a nearly-a-cow-but-doesn't-fall-under-the-god-of-cows-influence creature? You can get beef from there! (A notice from the genetic farm: all our produce is 96.9% safe for intelligent beings and 72.4% safe for non intelligent beings)

*Goes over to Hawk and gives him a leaflet saying 'why support fake gods when the real ones are right in front of you'. It is chock full of pro-lewatha stuff.*

*A sudden storm approaches the violent battlefield. Thunder fills the air quickly followed by flashes of lightning reaching across the sky. Suddenly a bolt of lightning comes down a hits the ground in the middle of the epic battle. There stands Scientist, the one true god.*

"Now what on earth is going on here. Lewatha, Might, care to explain?"

*Scientist stands there glowing brightly and emitting some kind of electric static to nearby objects. His hands sending sparks off in all directions with each movement.*

"Anyone?"

Urgh! Egnever cries as he throws another bowling bowl at the field, this one encashed in sp-m

*Wonders what happened to the fight between Lewatha and Might*

"This now bores me...I'm leaving"

wow he's got some balls of steel if he didnt feel what i did

Fizban realises that Scientist in fact, DOES have balls of steel and acts as a more natural lightning rod than his old self. The lightning hits Scientist instead and Fizban grins, disappearing once again into the void.

~Suddenly... the sky darkens as she descends from an ephemereal portal riding the legendary dragon Jabberwocky. She hisses as lightning erupted from her palm striking the nearest person. (Who is the unfortunate Egnever.). She cackles as she channel energy from into her right palm. She felt a bit of spasm in her arm as the energy intensifies.~

"Where did Lewatha and Might go?"

*Demonsul wanders off to the tavern*

*Gary (see Ye Olde Tavern) Burns down the stands and blows up Septim's food stand*

*Might takes out a post-it and stamps it into a wall.*

*Gary comes in with a chessy Leatha outfit only a complete idi0t would buy*

STOP *beep*ING BRINGING BACK THESE DANG FORUMS!!!!!!

GHEY WAD!

*Lewatha slaps Might with a large trout*

I guess there will always be a Goddess and God of Cows...although, Might should look at this, Hathor used to be Lewatha's name...

http://www.thecowgoddess.com/

*Sits on fizbans lap and giggles while watching the scene unfold!*