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00:06:00 Apr 4th 07 - Mr. Lithos:

The story of Lithos is a great one, it is a story o*beep*reat being, the being named Lithos. Many storytellers know not when to begin the story, and I dare not risk any detail in a story this beautiful, so I will opt to start it at the begining, way back 40,000 years ago when Lithos' mother and father first met.

It was in space, on a dark day much like any day in space Lithos' father Mr. Meteor and his mother Ms. Comet first met. Mr. Meteor was of course a meteor and Ms. Comet was, as you may have guessed, a comet. It was taboo for comets and meteors to marry, but Ms. Comet and Mr. Meteor were bound by love. They went on their first date to the cosmic bowling ally, Mr. Meteor bought Ms. comet a hotdog, but he dropped it on the floor in a terrible accident. Mr. Meteor was very embarassed but Ms. Comet knew he ment well and she thought nothing less of him. They had many other dates like this one and grew very close together.

Soon Mr. Meteor and Ms. Comet were married and at the result of some very hot cosmic love, they gave birth to neither a Meteor nor Comet, but in fact a dwarf. The gestation period of a Comet is usually about 12,000 years, but their son was premature and was born after only 10,000. They named him Lithos. Tragically the nursemidwife/astronaut wanted Lithos for herself, the *beep* stole him from his family and forced him into slavery, Lithos eventually freed himself though after a battle will a giant, white-gloved, evil hand (not at all unlike the one on Super Smash Bros. Lithos went on to set the universe free from some very naughty space gangsters.

Thank you for listening to my story, may the spirit of Lithos live inside everyone of us.

00:25:03 Apr 4th 07 - Sir Borazon:

Your history is very unique and intriguing.  I would like to know more about the naughty space gangsters and how cosmic love is made.

17:23:01 Jul 25th 07 - Duchess Samus:

The best story ever!

02:03:34 Jul 31st 07 - Mr. Game And Watch:

What a fantastic story!!!

02:30:23 Jul 31st 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

Errrrr...but Lithos is Game and Watch...oh well

21:30:54 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Game And Watch:

@ Lithos I just can't get over how good your story is!

@septim what are you talking about?

21:31:48 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

well lithos is better than GAW.....

21:31:59 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:


21:33:25 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:


21:35:16 Aug 15th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

Well, Game and Watch told me he was themightyhammer, and when I read themightyhammers history last era Lithos was his first name...

21:35:41 Aug 15th 07 - Mr. Seloc:


21:57:43 Aug 19th 07 - Mr. Game And Watch:

"They went on their first date to the cosmic bowling ally"


There is a cosmic bowling ally in my town too ;P

10:45:21 Aug 20th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

hey same here :o

00:52:43 Aug 21st 07 - Mr. Jay Brown:

Big mac chesse

18:26:31 Aug 30th 07 - Duke Borazon:

As a Duke I still think this story pwns!

23:51:48 Aug 30th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

As a Duke I think this story was pretty good!

03:42:53 Oct 8th 07 - Sir Auratus:

Lithos sounds like a crazy cool cat

08:00:09 Oct 8th 07 - Duke Tiber Septim IV:

Lithos hasn't replied to my RP for a very long time...Lithos mustn't like me...

20:14:59 Oct 19th 07 - Lord Lithos:

Lithos likes everyone, he must have just been busy for a while

20:44:40 Oct 19th 07 - Mr. Vengence:


21:17:31 Oct 19th 07 - Sir Verll:

whats cool?

12:12:47 Oct 20th 07 - Mr. Vengence:

the story. i only just saw it.


15:51:08 Oct 23rd 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

You call that a history? Bah! Look at mine!

03:49:02 Oct 31st 07 - Duke Borazon:

but in all those lengthy paragraphs i did not see any mention of a cosmic bowling alley or naughty space gangsters

05:04:23 Oct 31st 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

I am actually surprised anybody read it!

19:13:23 Mar 21st 08 - Ms. Butterfly:

A truely entertaining story, Lithos.

11:12:04 Mar 23rd 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn:

Oh my god, Remember the Big mac cheese guy?

I had completely forgot about him....

19:58:34 Jun 18th 08 - Mr. Gummy Bear:

Long live, the proud line of Lithos the great!

19:59:46 Jun 18th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:


04:48:14 Apr 12th 09 - Ms. Cowgirl:

Wow, Lithos is soooo hott. I want to have his children.

05:15:25 Apr 12th 09 - Prince Validus Septim III:

If that's you Lithos, send me a message! It's been too long!

16:54:23 Jul 6th 09 - Mr. Himanil VI:

Tell me that everyone here was joking. (Looks around imploringly)

22:40:06 Jul 8th 09 - Mr. Travis Leiondon:

Dammit, stop bringing back dead thread, Himanil!

Bestest storeh evaz! ^_>

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