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Sp@malot vs. Mustardon | ||||
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00:36:22 Apr 29th 08 - Mr. Charley II:
[[OOC]] I was saying that nothing could pass through it but it can be destroyed by a very powerful weapon =p I was actually expecting you to unleash some super amazing mustard cannon that would overwhelm even its shields =p (fine keep the shield but remove the backup generators....and all your guys made yours capitol ships invulnerable by pretty much making a 5 page story about how you wiped us out completely anyways)(See Macs posts where he wipes out everyone and captures Septim....isnt that a little overdoing it) and the ship is kinda like a dreadnaught from Star Wars combined with a ship from Star Trek...it is no way invulnerable but its a lot stronger than my other ships =p | ||||
00:39:34 Apr 29th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: Septim arrives in his fully armed and operational SP@M STAR! He destroys Mac's command ship in a single shot. "Muahahahaha!" Septim is prepared to teleport off of it in case of an explosion, as a matter of fact, he does, and he leaves Darth Evader on the ship in case anything happens. | ||||
02:27:30 Apr 29th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge: Oh, yeah, forgot ONE small thing. 200 Stellar Warp Ships | ||||
02:54:51 Apr 29th 08 - Mr. Charley II:
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02:57:13 Apr 29th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge: The StellarWarp Ships are too fast, and are buzzing around the area, dodging all the shots. The space station was holding the Shadow Stealth (forgot to add that) Capitals Ships, Plato on his phoenix. | ||||
17:04:55 Apr 29th 08 - Lord Mac: As the explosian clears, Septim is horrified to see that he hit a fighter in the midst of the battle. It was in fact one of his own... | ||||
17:06:57 Apr 29th 08 - Lord Mac: (See Macs posts where he wipes out everyone and captures Septim....isnt that a little overdoing it) and the ship is kinda like a dreadnaught from Star Wars combined with a ship from Star Trek...it is no way invulnerable but its a lot stronger than my other ships =p ) {I did this through a traditional battle, I had no opposition so I was able to pummel your ground forces. This was no cheaper than when Septim destroyed all the Mustardonian ships that Erunion sent during the ground battle.} | ||||
22:11:30 Apr 29th 08 - Mr. Charley II: *As a large part of the Mustardon fleet retreated, Charley had half of the fleet jump to hyperspace to go to the new secret base and the rest would assist Septim in finishing off the rest of the Mustardon fleet left fighting.* | ||||
00:56:47 Apr 30th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: Septim, on the Field of Luncheon, his cape stands perfectly still, no wind blows. "Erunion! Get down here, no more shall die on our behalves! We shall fight to the DEATH!!!" Septim casts aside his sp@m cannon, and his cape falls to the ground. "We will use only our powers, no outside forces shall be involved!", yells Septim, "I know you can hear me Telcontar!" | ||||
01:08:37 Apr 30th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: "Septim, I accept your challenge. Today, mustard shall strike a blow against Sp@m that will be fealt throughout the universe." | ||||
01:09:02 Apr 30th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge: *Plato heats up 200 tons of popcorn bags, and sells them to everyone, $1 per bag* | ||||
01:11:42 Apr 30th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: Erunion pulls his hand back and throws forward a huge blast of mustard, a simple preliminary assault to check Septim's defences... | ||||
01:12:38 Apr 30th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: {BTW: We may be gods, but we still can't godmod! Hint hint...} | ||||
02:08:13 Apr 30th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: Septim shoots sp@m at the mustard, redirecting it onto a rock, he then shoots a large blast of sp@m back at Erunion. | ||||
02:44:42 Apr 30th 08 - Mr. Plato The God of Knowledge: *throws popcorn at the blotch of mustard and sp@m* | ||||
05:36:16 Apr 30th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: Erunion uses his mustard powers to absorb the sp@m into a bite sized sandwich, complete with bread and gobs of mustard. | ||||
06:14:30 Apr 30th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: Septim uses his exotic eating powers to swallow the sandwich and shoot it out at speeds that break the sound barrier. Flying right at Erunion's chest, Septim then uses the potential distraction to fire a gob of sp@m at Erunion's feet. | ||||
06:29:32 Apr 30th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: Erunion flicks aside the sandwich, which being made primarily of mustard is completely controllable by him. | ||||
06:43:10 Apr 30th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: Septim dilutes the mustard with sp@m and controls it, swinging it around into Plato, he then tosses two sp@m balls at Erunion, both coming from opposite sides. | ||||
06:51:07 Apr 30th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: Erunion steps forward, using his mustard powers to hold the sp@m balls on their course. He then infuses them with mustard making a new concoction. He deems that the issue of whether this is Musp@m or Sp@mtard a minor issue, and sends the ball flying at well past the speed of light at Septim. | ||||
07:05:45 Apr 30th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: Septim dodges with godly reflexes (oh yeah! GODLY...) and shoots a small ball of hardened sp@m from each of his fingers at Erunion, while the ten sp@mballs are flying towards him he does a sideflip through the air and throws two large balls of sp@m at him. | ||||
12:36:53 Apr 30th 08 - Sir Shinigami: The sp@mballs suddenly stop an dissolve. "Tsk, tsk, tsk, Septim. Do you really believe that your actions here would be left uncountered forever?" | ||||
15:07:20 Apr 30th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: Septim draws a double bladed sword, one end with sp@m qualities, the other with anti-anti-sp@m qualities. "I guess the truce is over then Fizban...", mutters Septim before rushing up to Fizban and driving the anti-anti-sp@m side into him, Fizban disappears. "He'll be back sooner or later...", says Septim as he turns to face Erunion, he readies his double bladed sword. | ||||
17:40:52 Apr 30th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: The God of Mustard, and Night of the Holy Order of the Dictionary Erunion pushes aside Septim's attack. | ||||
17:45:36 Apr 30th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: Septim, the God of Sp@m (and much better English user than a lot of the VU population) strikes back with stuff he can't even understand. "74|{3 7|-|1$ 73#(0|\|74.!!! $p4|\/|4#07 $|-|4## 7.15|\/|p|-| 0\/3. %05. 3\/1# 4|\|P 12_4|\|'$ 3\/1#! |\/|54|-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4!!!" | ||||
17:53:23 Apr 30th 08 - Sir Shinigami: *Fizban was never on the field in the first place, just giving indirect aid to Erunion.* | ||||
18:10:42 Apr 30th 08 - Sir Shinigami: (Fizban then read back and notices this was a duel. Whoops. ;-) ) | ||||
22:10:57 Apr 30th 08 - Mr. Charley II: *Charley slaps Shinigami with his steel combat gloves in the face* | ||||
23:31:57 Apr 30th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: Erunion dissipates the useless jumble of 1337 speak, and continues his offensive by launching a wave of mustard at Septim, which closes in on him from all directions. At the same time, Erunion sends several different mustard spear attacks at Septim, using the Mustard as a screen. | ||||
23:33:29 Apr 30th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: Septim uses his mastery of sp@m to create a sp@m shield, which blocks the mustard, and then shoots the sp@m from the shield at Erunion. | ||||
23:38:30 Apr 30th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: As the sp@m shield loosens, the Mustard spears shoot in at Septim. | ||||
23:40:21 Apr 30th 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: Septim ducks and the mustard spears go into eachother, Septim blocks the mustard coming down from the reaction with a sp@m shield and shoots a wave of sp@m at Erunion. | ||||
23:42:40 Apr 30th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: Erunion deflects the sp@m to either side, then burns it to ash. | ||||
04:45:28 May 1st 08 - Sir Shinigami: *Fizban doesn't have to stay out of any action vs. Charley.* | ||||
05:13:45 May 1st 08 - Mr. Charley II: *Charley again slaps Fizban for bothering the fighters and interfering...while also peeling off the dead skin on his body* =p | ||||
07:37:02 May 1st 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: Septim raises his arms, and the mustard disinigrates in a cloud of sp@m, Septim shoots sp@m into the spears, which directs them into the ground. Septim then creates sp@m whip and sends it overhand at Erunion while shooting three sp@m balls at Erunion. It is obvious this battle will remain a stalemate, one god cannot defeat or kill another god, I guess this is a test of will, who will back down first...? | ||||
18:17:04 May 1st 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: Erunion Mustardizes the sp@m balls, and sends them back at Septim. | ||||
18:55:02 May 1st 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: Septim's left arm turns into a sp@m sword, which parries Erunion's sword into a tree, Septim then delivers a slash to Erunion's back while turning his hand into sp@m, which makes the mustard whip drop to the ground. | ||||
21:01:00 May 1st 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: Erunion leans forward, dodging the sword and delivers a swift side kick at the same time, sending the off-balance Septim flying. | ||||
00:21:35 May 2nd 08 - Sir Shinigami: Fizban sighs and shakes his head, "Learn your place mortal..." | ||||
00:30:07 May 2nd 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: Septim rises and creates a sp@m shield with his other arm, he then does a forward jab with his armsword at Erunion. | ||||
00:31:38 May 2nd 08 - Mr. Charley II: *Charley escapes anyway because Fizban isnt part of this atm* | ||||
00:40:06 May 2nd 08 - Sir Shinigami: "Oh, I'm very much a part of this now. Anti-sp@m has a very high interest in this fight, the only reason I'm not participating in the duel is that I happen to hold a high sense of honor..." | ||||
00:56:58 May 2nd 08 - Sir Shinigami: Fizban then turns and snaps his fingers, the two combatants are separated by a strong shield, "Hear my words you two dieties before you all engage in a fight you cannot win and let the faith of your mortals suffer. It is clear that you are evenly matched in power, it is also clear that should I fully intervene, the power of sp@m couldn't withstand the combined assault. However, may I remind you all that we cannot force mortals to follow our ways. Some follow the banner of Anti-sp@m and the gifts that I offer. Others wish to follow the paths of the sp@mmers. Still, others follow the flames of Mustardon (especially spicy Mustardon.....). While I and Septim are true opposites of the other, those of Mustardon utilize a bit of our realms, but are beholden to their own code. A 'balancing' power as it were. Should we upset the balance, then VU, nay all forums everywhere will be thrown into chaos. Put down your weapons for the sake of those that depend on the two of you..." | ||||
01:03:51 May 2nd 08 - Mr. Charley II: *Charley sits down and listen to the speech....wondering what the fate of the world will be* | ||||
01:04:17 May 2nd 08 - Prince Gorris Septim: Septim stares at Erunion. Errrr, as far as I know, Mustardon isn't against sp@m like anti-sp@malot is against me, I just disagreed by saying Mustard sandwiches tasted bad, so the only thing they have in common is that they have both warred sp@malot, oh well, I won't say anything, now, I won against Defensive and VUSAVUPAS...tie against Fizban and his Anti-Sp@mmers...the conflict with Revenge and the Corned Beef soldiers was inconclusive...what will the conflict with Erunion Telcontar and his Mustardonian Soldiers be? Septim looks up. "So, God of Mustard and ex-Duke of Sp@malot...what shall your decision be? I will fight to either of our deaths, or I will take a tie, it...is up to you."
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04:26:17 May 2nd 08 - Sir Shinigami: "Perhaps that is the only thing we have in common Lord of Sp@m, perhaps not. Even you cannot know all of the workings that go on within the realms of these lands. | ||||
16:54:14 May 2nd 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: "The lord of Anti-Sp@m speaks troth. What good will this battle do us, were it to continue? If it is your will, I will fight, 'til from my bones my flesh be hacked! But as it lies, a peace between our two great peoples would be far better. | ||||
00:38:53 May 3rd 08 - Sir Shinigami: Ah excellent! Then I shall expect some spicy mustard to delivered to my halls at some point. Anyhow, I shall withdraw now. Just being in the presence of sp@m makes me want to run some security software... | ||||
17:40:32 Jun 11th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: *Mights Hordes of Cows have been in the Shadows waiting for this very moment when all the great forces of the world have been reduced to ash. Might gets out of bed and walks over to the giant world map. He picks up his phone and dials the Cow Army phone number, "General Wraith, the time to strike is now. Unleash the mighty Cow Hordes uponm the unsuspecting fools we call neighbors!"
A small Mustardon girl hears rumbling near her and sees a white flash moveing between the trees. She hears rustling behind her. She turns around and finds a giant Cow holding a meat cleaver..........SHES DEAD OMG! | ||||
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