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"But if you want to be the LAW of the arena then you can hold a second post, Arena Police!"

*Septim pulls out his sword and suddenly Epyon kneels

"I now dub thee Arena Guard Epyon!"

*Septim disappears and Septim walks over to Epyon

"You just saw the real Gaius Septim, not many people get to do that"

*Septim holds out his hand

"I am Septim-216"

"Wow I was just dubbed by the real Gaius Septim! I will now assume my new position as the head of the Arena Police."

*Epyon leaves then comes back with a police uniform, including his gun and beatstick*

"Whoever so dares to disobey the law of the arena will have to deal with me!"

"i leave for 2 secs and lion appears during my battle :P well sleepy time for ninja. be back tmr."

*puffs away in a ball of smoke*

"i will be back"!

*Septim looks around and suddenly he touches his ear

"Hmmm, yes, ok..."

*Septim walks through a door leading underneath the arena

*Some guy in a ski-mask walks into the arena and starts stealin' stuff...

*A man in a suit walks in and puts up a notice, it says:

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By the official law of Visual Utopia, Gaius Cephorus Septim is being sued under charges of posting way too many things that have no relation to the topic. Citizens of Visual Utopia that like or dislike Gaius Septim may come and flame him or defend him.

Location: Septim gets Sued, Roleplaying Section, VU Forums

Signed,

Antonis Yurilus
Some unimportant NPC

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*Septim walks out into the arena

"I CHALLENGE EPYON AGAIN!!!"

*A sword appears in Septim's hand

"Say 'ello to my 'lil friend!!!"

*Septim runs at Epyon and slashes at his arm, Epyon blocks and kicks Septim in the gut, Septim recovers and roundhouse kicks Epyon in the face...

*Septim gets up from his fake passed out state and rips off Epyon's head, Septim then dies of a heart attack

"It's a draw!", said the ref.

*Septim and Epyon are suddenly brought back to life

"Good match Epyon!"

*Walks in with a gun at his hip and starts filling everyone with lead*


"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!"

*Septim walks up to Marik and looks into his eyes, a strange sensation fills Marik

"Kill yourself...Kill yourself...Kill yourself...Kill yourself...Kill yourself..."

*Marik's arm goes up under his chin, gun in hand, Marik cannot stop the urge to pull the trigger and kills himself

"Good boy..."

*Septim turns to Salaras

"I accept the challenge!"

*Septim pulls out a sword and smacks Salaras with the blunt edge

*Seloc walks in followed by the real Septim discussing some matter. They stop in front of the group, suddenly lightning hits Epyon and he falls to the floor. Septim then disappears after agreeing to something. The arena gates open and suddenly the place is filled with giant man-eating-ant-eaters. Seloc then takes a seat in the audience and watches the others struggle.*

*Watches pugwash multilate the meatballs in a dish of spagetti and meatballs.*

"Well it's a monkey, what you donna do..."

*Gets up without a head*

"Hmmmm An ankh of ressurection brought me back to life without as head. O there it is."

*Walks up to a y mass on the ground*

"Tsk Tsk that won't due."

*Has 100 magicians come and they cast a spell that recreates his head and places it in its right spot but blows them all up.*

"That feels better."

*Spirit rises out of body"

"Not again!"

"Spirit glances at itself then Septim"
*Flies into Septims body and takes control. Calls all of Septims freinds and loved ones and curses at them in Septims voice and then tells all his troops to go free like birds.*
*Septims enemies start to move in on him now that hes defenceless...*

* Specs of dust his spirit has become float together to make a mouth*
"Darn I should of guessed that would happen"

*The dust floats into a healthy soldier who was unfortunatley close to Marik*

"Finally a body"

*Realizes as he sees from some dust still outside the soldier that he can possess more than one person. Notices an army trooping by*
"How convienent"

*possesses 50 more soldiers and has them troop into the arena*
**With uncanny precision and without speaking they perform complex maneuvers and kill many people easily as if they all had only 1 mind**

"Dangit... Oh those were peasents in armour.. hee hee um..."

*Dust goes and possesses 5 nazguls they struggle but he takes control. Then he goes and possesses some wierd ghostlike creatures in black cloaks.*

"Where is the ring?" they ask

*Marik Possesses them and has them ride the nazguls back where they promtly start fighting Septims Clones 214-225.*

"Darnit"

*The dust swarms the remaining septim clones and eats their flesh off*

"This will never end will it..."

*The dust goes into the future gets nukes and starts dropping them all over the world while cackling madly*

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the end of the world has come so everyone loses... but Septim hell find a way to live"
*my dust flies into space to avoid the fallout preparing to fight Septim one last time...*

*The real Gaius Septim appears and raises his arms, the nukes are all deifused and the world is restored to it's previous grandeur. The real Gaius Septim then sends Marik's soul to Sithis, a god who loves to torture...the real Gaius Septim then disappears

"Well that was fun."

*Seloc claps his hand and the arena is filled with lions again.*

"YAY!"

*salaras stands up after being hit with the blunt end of the sword*

"you should know better than to hit a nurse

Big mac chesse

Big Mc-Cheese (Its a name)

*Septim walks up behind Dragonboy and pokes him on the shoulder

"I accept..."

*Septim and Dragonboy are suddenly in the arena, Septim pulls out his blade, Firengard, and attacks...

*Septim sheaths his blade

"Your lucky, Dragonboy, that Vineraven knows the rules..."

*Septim looks at Vineraven

"You can be the announcer, you act as a ref and say when the match is over. Do you accept?"