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01:12:52 Mar 8th 07 - Mr. Donut:

Thing is, Jad, what they're trying to cover up is that they simply can't work out the sums to balance a town that feeds itself & gives resources in good proportions.  Anyone can build 5 mines per home, 5 farms per home etc, but rainbows have more variables & they just can't hack it. 

Remember the type from school - "I'm thick but daddy's rich so I got a fast car and a plastic girlfriend".  Used to make me puke, but the mature approach is just to pity them ;)


10:23:20 Mar 8th 07 - Sir Shahal:

I think I'm the only member of PKS that doesn't build rainbow towns, lol.


16:36:27 Mar 8th 07 - Sir Mac:

I don't anymore Shahal, I have seen the light.


*Heavenly music begins*

17:57:44 Mar 8th 07 - Sir Brain:

See Donut? While I don't have the time to construct a full and witty rebuttal to yours at the moment (I'm stuck in a class, lol), I'll let your kd-mates speak of the joys of PERC themselves.

Carry on fellas.


18:23:08 Mar 8th 07 - Sir Mac:

I switched to PERC, and I could see the results instantly! Not only is it a great group of people but my investments doubled!


21:33:54 Mar 8th 07 - Mr. Andrei The Impaler:

That is just L:OL,Mac...


00:05:11 Mar 9th 07 - Sir Shahal:

Agreed there's no money or many resources in rainbow towns.


00:44:10 Mar 9th 07 - Mr. Lelouch:

I think someone from your kingdom had been trying to tell you that for a really long time, are you guys just starting to listen now?


18:30:35 Mar 9th 07 - Mr. Donut:

Guys, guys!  Never denied the returns from P.E.R.C. are higher.  But so are the risks.  I think coming to Fantasia as a complete nóob and not dying once in 11 eras demonstrates that well enough :p

Even last era, LGY cut me down to about 6k / tick income just before Armageddon was cast but, with a balanced economy, they couldn't kill me and I was able to rebuild quicker than those having to re-spawn every 5 minutes :)

It's a bit like the stock exchange - high gain=high risk, steady gain=low risk.   Personally, I'm no-where near active enough to play a high-risk game successfully so I build pretty rainbows & know that I'll be alive next time I log on ;)


18:32:31 Mar 9th 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat:

I wouldn't be active either if I'd be engaged to Galadriel :)


20:11:51 Mar 9th 07 - Sir Brain:

Hey Donut, don't tell people that you haven't died once, otherwise they'll make an effort of killing you. Besides, PERC is all in good fun, and I like messing with the minds of people. :-P

(Was going to say 'messing with' people, but I'm sure some person with an elementary level mind would take that the wrong way.)


20:13:11 Mar 9th 07 - Duke Efrandor:

Persons with elementary level mind will take what you wrote instead wrong as well...   There's nothing to stop the buggers.


22:52:25 Mar 9th 07 - Mr. Donut:

I know that's a risk Sir B - I've been telling them for 4 or 5 eras expecting that to happen but, because of my nice pretty rainbows, they never manage it ;)


00:52:29 Mar 13th 07 - Mr. Donut:

*** walks up to the noticeboard, hair in a quiff, wearing a white sparkly suit with huge collars.  Turns dramatically, and starts to sing***

Just because you're on the same map now,
Just because you think you're so hot,
Just because you've got some production
That, so far, Peacekeepers ain't got

You think that you're safe with your blockers,
You laugh cos you're led by Ol' Santa Clause
Well we're telling you,
DE we're warring you,
Because, well well,
Just Because.


Thangyouverymush *



*please note, no Elvis Impersonators were harmed in the making of this declaration


(Edited by Mr. Donut 3/13/2007 12:53:01 AM)


02:07:58 Mar 13th 07 - Mr. Donut:

And, for those who think it's wrong that "peacekeepers" go to war, we now have confirmation of our intel about the dastardly Dorian Empire.  The peasants of Pay Toll Please were overjoyed to become PKS citizens:

Pay Toll Please
Fantasia
Hobgoblins:
0
Rockthrowers:

Warlords:

Mages:

Berserkers:

Peasants:

Slaves >>>
Morale:
Productivity:
Population:
Employment:
Armies:

Gates:
Production
Tax:
+0
Gold:
+0
Food:
+0
Stone:
+0
Tree:
+0
Buildings
Wreckages:
0
Homes:

Farms:

Mines:

Magic Towers:

Guardtowers:

Taverne:

Lumbermills:

Armories:

Warehouses:

Wall(bonus):
%
Total:



02:59:26 Mar 13th 07 - Mr. Atreides:

It's propoganda I say! Propoganda! Nothing but lies!!

Sorry, I'm not really related to this discussion in any way, but I just had to say that...


03:27:40 Mar 13th 07 - Mr. Donut:

Mr A, the facts speak for themselves.  We had to bomb the living cr*p out of their towns for the sake of the poor, oppressed peasants living there.  They now have polluted water, no food, and the looting is terrible, but they're happier now than ever.  Our soldiers told them they're happy, and they are :)



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03:34:56 Mar 13th 07 - Mr. Lelouch:

If you would look carefully it says that the population is at 0% which means there are no happy peasants...


03:47:18 Mar 13th 07 - Mr. Atreides:

That's because they're so happy. Don't ask how that makes sense...


16:08:37 Mar 13th 07 - Mr. Donut:

That's because my first act as their new ruler was to give them a week's holiday and they've all gone to Dorset for a few days Mr L.


18:41:09 Mar 24th 07 - Mr. Brannigans Law Iii:

peacekeepers, i am a Jester and would like to join please!


20:14:55 Mar 24th 07 - Mr. Donut:

Mr BL, already spoken to SoccerB about Jesters. Put an application in, if possible before re-spawning, and we'll sort it out :)


15:51:30 Mar 29th 07 - Mr. Donut Forsakeme:

The Duty Rumour Mill has informed us that there is a KD on Fantasia that has been burning incense, wearing tie-dyed shirts and trying to arrange free rock festivals on green-field sites.  There have also been reports of strange herbal smells coming from their bedrooms.

As Upholders of The Peace we cannot ignore such blatant hippy-ism to continue or next they'll be dodging the Draft and holding Peace Marches in a high street near you.  Just imagine how un-peaceful that could get!

So, in line with our peaceful principles, PKS are now at war with Cannabis.


18:00:46 Mar 30th 07 - Mr. Raider:

Sir mac's Dorid Factories is clearly in our core. We respect the PKs and are telling you this befor we take any action. It's a small city with only 6 buildings so it shouldent take long to destroy. Or if you want, you can give it to us.

 

What is your responce to this?


(Edited by Mr. Raider 3/30/2007 6:01:29 PM)


20:25:11 Mar 30th 07 - Mr. Donut Forsakeme:

Would one of the other PKS members care to respond?  Anyone who does can find the "official party line" on our site, in the thread "DIPLOMACY: How to say feck off without upsetting people" (Standing Orders board).

A simple cut and paste should do ;)


20:30:37 Mar 30th 07 - Lady Spooky:

I think you can take that as a "no" Raider.  :)


20:39:39 Mar 30th 07 - Mr. Donut Forsakeme:

But no-one's posted the official line yet Spooks.  And I took ages wording it to avoid offence :(


20:47:35 Mar 30th 07 - Lady Spooky:

Shall I do it for you Donut?  (not that I'm in PKS Raider so don't take this as "official")

"Raider - touch that city and we'll smack you so hard your brains will rattle."

That do it?

 


21:16:14 Mar 30th 07 - Mr. Donut Forsakeme:

Damn, and I thought my version was subtle! No wonder you're famed for your diplomatic skills :D


21:19:45 Mar 30th 07 - Ms. Lucy:

Do I have to do everything for you Donut?

 

Sir,

I've seen your request, and considered your eloquent and persuasive arguments in support of your point of view, which is certainly just as valid as my own.

Unfortunately, my mastery of the English language pales into insignificance compared to yours, so the only way I can think to phrase my reply is.......

feck off.


Yours,

Lucy of PKS


19:56:38 Apr 2nd 07 - Sir Mac:

"Lol lucy that was awesome"


*Notices all the elloquent people standing around and quickly improvements his manner*

"I am very sorry at the fact that the Droid Factories I have created are located so close to your core. When I settled the city their were none of yours or your peoples located below it so I constructed it as a northern armoury. Seeing as Abydos attacked us to the south I saw no point in building it up right away so I have left it that way until now. I hope that this will not effect the relations between our two kingdoms as no wrong has been done on either side.

My Regards and best wishes for your kingdom."

22:10:48 Apr 2nd 07 - Prince Insomaniak:

*a shady figure walks amongst the shadows in the building and speaks in a whispering voice*

Sir Mac, you have to abandon the ways of the Peacekeepers, it's your only hope of survival, they will fall, they will all perish...but for you, there is still hope, abandon your current beliefs and embrace those of the mighty kingdom of Abydos! Listen to the voice, listen to your consiousness, listen to me!

*with these hypnotic words spoken, the person stalking the shadows leaves the building*


22:11:41 Apr 2nd 07 - Lord Osiris:

PERC VICTORY!  (Perc Troops storm PKS strongholds)


22:14:51 Apr 2nd 07 - Mr. Morgan:

*wets his pants*


22:31:09 Apr 2nd 07 - Crazy Xuaron:

builds a feast whit his fellow Abydosians LOL


22:40:12 Apr 2nd 07 - Sir Mac:

"You have failed Insomaniak. I am a Peacekeeper, like my father before me."


22:41:36 Apr 2nd 07 - Lord Osiris:

yeah but your not keeping the peace too well


22:52:36 Apr 2nd 07 - Prince Insomaniak:

*walks in again, this time not staying in the shadows thus showing all his demonic might*

Sir Mac, this is the last time you've insulted me, the Demonic ruler of Carrothia...you shall pay for this insulence, prepare your men and meet me on the fields of battle...and don't forget to mention that they'll die a horrible death, as for you my old friend...I've got a slightly other death planned for you...you'll see soon enough...

*leaves with an evil grin on his face, only to be followed by a horrible laughter to be heard as he walks out*


23:04:42 Apr 2nd 07 - Sir Mac:

"Osiris, I messaged you before these horrible incidents began asking you for a NAP. I was trying to keep the peace.


Insomaniak, you have to beat us first."

23:12:50 Apr 2nd 07 - Crazy Xuaron:

dont worry Mac we will, we will.


23:14:06 Apr 2nd 07 - Sir Fizban:

Yes! Wave the PERC flag proudly Abydos!

(Nothing against PKS, but I can't go against Abydos once they bring PERC into it.)


23:31:20 Apr 2nd 07 - Sir Falazar:

Hail PKS, would anyone like to run away now if given the chance?
We may consider leniency for anyone who abondons the lost cause, our hordes have all arrived now, and this shouldnt last overly long.

General Falazar    


23:32:46 Apr 2nd 07 - Lord Oya:

*Oya walks in dressed as a tiger*
Rawr!!
*Begins a taunting dance to all the PKS followers*
Fear my mighty POWAH!!
*walks out in a dramatic fashion, with cheerleaders and fireworks aplenty*


23:45:59 Apr 2nd 07 - Sir RA Enlightens You:

*feeling a bit tricked in showing up here ... stumbling over one of Oya's cheerleaders, burning my lefteye in the fireworks ... just turning back and trying to follow Oya back ... stumbling over the cheerleader again, landing on a pointy stick on the ground ... just getting the hell out ...*


00:09:37 Apr 3rd 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat:

Hmmm.. is it just me or is Falazar's title Sir instead of the auto-proclaimed General?


00:34:18 Apr 3rd 07 - Crazy Xuaron:

lol good one :P


00:35:50 Apr 3rd 07 - Mr. Babyface:

abydos sound like a bunch of nobbers to me


(Edited by Mr. Babyface 4/3/2007 12:36:42 AM)


00:37:25 Apr 3rd 07 - Duke Sobek:

boy ... you drunk?

edit: lol, wasn't there a rap you made, like a minute ago?

(Edited by Duke Sobek 4/3/2007 12:38:06 AM)


00:38:32 Apr 3rd 07 - Mr. Andrei The Impaler:

Wow Babyface,you sure got that right :S


00:59:40 Apr 3rd 07 - Ms. Lucy:

Wow Mr X, i mean Falawhatsit it seems you forgot your roots very quickly.  I guess they didn't go too deep for you unlike other ex-PKS members who many eras after leaving still hold the kingdom dear.  I also see you have forgotten already that we don't 'run away', we may suffer in one area but never rely on what you see and most importantly never rely what you think you remember........things change.
(Edited by Ms. Lucy 4/3/2007 1:01:19 AM)


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