Jail? or Work?

Jail? or Work?

23:30:44 Aug 19th 08 - Mr. Gravity:

@ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell	@ WORK You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle
@ PRISON You get three fully paid for meals a day	@ WORK You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off	@ WORK For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you	@ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON You can watch TV and play games	@ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON You get your own toilet	@ WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit	@ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part	@ WORK You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out	@ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens	@ WORK They are called 'managers'
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

23:33:40 Aug 19th 08 - Mr. Justin:

Haha i always told my friends that being in prison is easier then being out working and stuff. Lol you just proved me right =P

00:03:31 Aug 20th 08 - Mr. Kalkan:

id choose prison but im going to make movies so work but prison is better

00:06:57 Aug 20th 08 - Mr. Shoon:

WORK you can go somewhere and can get whatever food you want and BUY games and EARN money and have FREE TIME ur thinking about negatives not positives.

00:29:59 Aug 20th 08 - Mr. Dalak The Forlorn:

@ PRISON

You get ar*e raped by Bubba.

00:42:45 Aug 20th 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III:

Mr. Dalak The Forlorn

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8/19/2008 4:29:59 PM

@ PRISON

You get ar*e raped by Bubba.

XD C0ckmeat sandwich! XD

01:07:56 Aug 20th 08 - Duke Argyle:

and beeing in prison is not as easy and fun as it sounds, thoose walls sure feels thick. It's the feeling that you can't get out that carves your nerves...

Prison is not to prefer before work, no matter how it looks on that chart...

04:59:29 Aug 20th 08 - Mr. Opportunity:

Hmmm... Been there before Argyle?

06:12:59 Aug 20th 08 - Mr. Basch:

Dude, you should look at his criminal record (Holy Sh1t!!)

14:02:55 Aug 20th 08 - Mr. Dude:

Ok, I'll look into that.

18:31:28 Aug 20th 08 - Sir Charley Statler:

Good find ^_^

19:14:02 Aug 20th 08 - Mr. Opportunity:

lol

19:29:47 Aug 20th 08 - Mr. Selocgotatanandcold:

Mr. Dalak The Forlorn

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8/19/2008 11:29:59 PM

@ PRISON

You get ar*e raped by Bubba.

Simple solution, mental prison....

20:19:28 Aug 20th 08 - Dark Lord Osiris:

i spend my work in the wide open :D not some lame cubicle..i havent seen an office with one of those for years O.o

22:33:45 Aug 20th 08 - Mr. Opportunity:

Well, i dont have to worry about either. Still 16

22:35:23 Aug 20th 08 - Sir Revenge:

Im 16 and working as Mechanic Apprentice!

Give off your lazy Azz Oportunity ;P

01:54:33 Aug 21st 08 - Mr. Facepalm:

@ Work

Be able to go home and type dumb things like this.

02:14:44 Aug 21st 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III:

@ Work

Go on VU while boss isn't looking.

02:20:20 Aug 21st 08 - Mr. Opportunity:

Sir Revenge

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8/20/2008 2:35:23 PM

Im 16 and working as Mechanic Apprentice!

Give off your lazy Azz Oportunity ;P

The way my mom plans things doesn't give me any time to work. the longest i've been in 1 place this summer is a week. And in the winter I have 2-3 college classes + normal school + snow ski training every afternoon. I wish I could make money though...

02:25:59 Aug 21st 08 - Mr. Master Mind:

Well, I see your point, but still I wouldn't want to have to make do with some guy. I'd rather just stick with woman.....so work is my choice, though the prisons do need a reform(A HUGE reform). Lol, in America we pay 60 Billion dollars to lock up our prisoners. Thats more than what China "supposivly" spent on it's military this year.....or in 2007 something around that

02:36:24 Aug 21st 08 - Mr. Facepalm:

Dude would you want to be a Prison *beep*?

02:37:26 Aug 21st 08 - Prince Waldorfius Septim III:

Give every single one the chair! MUAHAHAHAHAHA

"Third DUI" *BUZZZZZZZ*

"Petty theft" *BUZZZZZZZZZ*

"Didn't pay parking tickets!" *BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

>=D

02:54:21 Aug 21st 08 - Mr. Opportunity:

Oh god... Septim with a high voltage electric chair...

02:56:24 Aug 21st 08 - Mr. Facepalm:

"Sp@mmming" *BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Septim will be the first to die...

10:15:30 Aug 22nd 08 - Mr. Plutonium:

@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

You must deal with scumbag prisoners

@ PRISON

You get ar*e raped by Bubba.

@ WORK

You ar*e fu*k your hot secretary Jenny.

18:34:55 Aug 23rd 08 - Mr. Gporhp:

but thats only if ure the boss :( not every1 gets jennys fine *beep*... or do they? >.>

08:34:59 Aug 25th 08 - Mr. Opportunity:

Jenny

08:53:39 Aug 25th 08 - Mr. Gravity:

lmfao

08:58:23 Aug 25th 08 - Mr. Gporhp:

AH!!!!!!!!! holy *beep* get that thing outta here! *whimpers in terror*

00:27:20 Aug 26th 08 - Mr. Opportunity:

ha ha Gporhp scared?

05:10:58 Aug 26th 08 - Mr. Gporhp:

honestly if i had seen that IRL i would have *beep* myself >.>

05:19:13 Aug 26th 08 - Mr. Facepalm:

Thats not Jenny thats Mr. Opportunity. This is the real Jenny.

07:27:53 Aug 26th 08 - Mr. Opportunity:

DAM!!!

16:16:35 Aug 26th 08 - Mr. Gporhp:

/whistles
thats more like it

22:26:28 Aug 26th 08 - Mr. Mpesh:

whoever said theyde rather go to prison than work is a damn fool.
most of you probably couldnt handle a week in county without crying urself to sleep.
grow up

22:51:17 Aug 26th 08 - Mr. Heracles III:

Yep, and tell guards in prison you are taking two weeks vacation to visit the nude beaches in France and thanks for the profit share at the end of the fiscal year, too. Oh, and don't forget that weekend ski trip you always get. The concert tix are available for Friday night and you have a date with that really hot babe you met last week at the market where you went to purchase the freshly grown items you needed for the new recipe you wanted to try. And after a nice Sunday drive in the countryside you get to relax in that cool bistro by the river, the one with your favorite ale. Oh, yeah, people can't wait to be in jail, for sure!

23:58:47 Aug 26th 08 - Mr. Basch:

I think my dog takes after me :o

03:17:58 Aug 27th 08 - Mr. Gporhp:

wait.... how many people do u think actually get to do that Hercules? not sayin that jailz better then work. but honestly only the people who are well off can do half that. the average worker DOES NOT do that stuff. atleast on a yearly basis. maybe every other or every third year

06:35:14 Aug 27th 08 - Mr. Justin:

Haha Gporhp become rich as hell at a young age and you can do all of that. At the end of the day i would rather work then go to jail. Ya sure jail life can be easy to a point but being outside and free. Being able to hang out with friends. Go to bars, play pool after work and all that is the true life. Besides county jails are baby sitters compared to levenworth. Stick a guy from county jail and put him in Levenworth for a day and when and "IF" he goes back to the county jail, he will think he is living like a king. But he first has to make it out of Levenworth alive =P

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