Possibly Gods Greatest Gift

Possibly Gods Greatest Gift

07:32:58 May 16th 10 - Mr. Theophilus XIX:

No, not the Messiah, not mothers, women, or even Zeta to make VU.

I am talking of course of Sweet Red Strawberries.

I've eaten close to three boxes over the past few days and my mouth is tingling in a sense of almost orgasmic pleasure from it.

Naturipe Farms Strawberry Fraises. Only 129 cents for deliciousness.

07:35:40 May 16th 10 - Mr. Kratos Wolf:

Bestiality is from man/ animal.... so you have Fruitiality.

07:39:09 May 16th 10 - Sir Some Fcked Dude:

hahaha girld like to suck you after you eat strawberries for a while hahaha XD

my mates GF asked him to eat them lots XD

07:43:34 May 16th 10 - Mr. Theophilus XIX:

Sir Some Fcked Dude

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01:39:09 May 16th 10

hahaha girld like to suck you after you eat strawberries for a while hahaha XD

my mates GF asked him to eat them lots XD

For real? You are some Fcked Dude.

I am in love with these strawberries, though.

08:31:04 May 16th 10 - Sir Some Fcked Dude:

i swear no lie mann!!
apparently make ukno what taste like them!!!

08:34:17 May 16th 10 - Mr. Theophilus XIX:

Well, Im unsure if you are meaning Mouth Sucking or.. well, the other sucking. I assumed the second one.

08:37:23 May 16th 10 - Sir Some Fcked Dude:

what is the second sucking lol!!!
i am on about ..
eat them for about a week or 2 (without cumin in that time i presume )
.
then she sucks you off when you """"""" it tastes like them!!

08:44:44 May 16th 10 - Mr. Theophilus XIX:

Dude, thats twisted.

By Mouth Sucking, I'm implying Making out.

Your sick.

Its like that time I tried Chatroulette. I was telling a group of friends:

'Yeah, I logged on to check it out and all I saw was a montage of penises. I got off in under a minute'

I am talking, of course, about LOGGING off, but they were all laughing.

08:45:55 May 16th 10 - Sir Some Fcked Dude:

hahahahaaaaa XD
lmao i was just teaching you for the future ;)

and i prolly would have thought the same as they did by that XD

08:47:40 May 16th 10 - Mr. Theophilus XIX:

Yeah, you're talking to one of the 1/20 that waits till marriage, if/when that comes.

08:49:29 May 16th 10 - Sir Some Fcked Dude:

lmao hahaha well when it comes you will know now :P

08:50:29 May 16th 10 - Mr. Theophilus XIX:

'' well when it comes you will know'

I thought SHE would know when it comes?

08:51:23 May 16th 10 - Sir Some Fcked Dude:

hahahahaaaaa XD
stop mann i am laughing to myself :/

08:53:06 May 16th 10 - Mr. Theophilus XIX:

Your advice is confusing haha.

Point is. STRAWBERRIES ARE AMAZING!

08:54:36 May 16th 10 - Sir Some Fcked Dude:

to girls they are to!!!
when there cumin out your penis :D

06:29:50 May 17th 10 - Ice Prince Aureola:

jajajajajajajajaja roflolamao jajajajajaja

22:30:56 May 17th 10 - Mr. Theophilus XX:

6 boxes since Saturday :)

Im in love.

03:39:50 May 18th 10 - Mr. Vuggy:

You know.. I really expected to come in here and see boobs... You let me down with the title of this thread..

03:43:00 May 18th 10 - Duke Some Fcked Dude:

hahahahaaa XD!!!
Vuggy stop following me around the forums mann!!

WAY NOT COOL -_-!!!

13:17:17 May 18th 10 - Mr. Tyrgalon:

Is stalking allowed SFD?

10:49:42 May 19th 10 - Duke Some Fcked Dude:

NO!!!!
i am scared of him :'(

07:04:35 May 24th 10 - Mr. Opportunity:

The maturity level in these forums has really gone downhill hasnt it? :/

08:20:10 May 24th 10 - King Ernest Deallus The Wise:

It has dropped like...the Euro I guess...

13:14:10 May 25th 10 - Duke Some Fcked Dude:

well it isnt because of me that is for sure heheheee :D!!!

20:18:25 May 25th 10 - Mr. Exodus:

nope sorry theo the single greatest gift god has ever given the world was music. its the way humans express themselves, communicate, celebrate, pass time, and enjoy life. without music our world would be a cold and desolate place for mankind

20:40:23 May 25th 10 - Mr. Dead Oralive:

gods greatest gift = ME! NOW BOW DOWN BIATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04:33:10 May 30th 10 - Mr. Douchebag:

Gods greatest gift = WEED

06:29:26 Jul 7th 10 - Ice Prince Zephyr:

02:20:10 May 24th 10 - King Ernest Deallus The Wise:

It has dropped like...the Euro I guess...

Then the forums maturity did fail a lot.

03:32:51 Jul 8th 10 - King Charley The Sprisely Active:

Stop reviving old threads! Goddamnit if I have to babysit every kid under the age of 14 on this place, then I will kick you off of it.

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