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Uncle Ricky, w-ill you tell us a- be-d time sto-rry pleasee?huh pleease Alri-ght heere We g-ooo Oh boy that uncle Ricky he's really wierd... I know right what's he mean staihgt as an arrow or you're soul gets cast, right,? . | ||||
Evaluate, adapt, overcome. Semper fidelis tyranisuorus. Always faithful terrible lizard? Is that what I said, ... Awsome | ||||
You need to put that crack pipe down | ||||
Also insane inane aside Washing laundry like 2 weeks ago Start the dryers Old dude in black shirt enters Notice the portly old fellow in shirt Says , " trogdor the burninator " with grahfic . Lose my shit laughing. Old Internet is old. | ||||
Also again For you, the people | ||||
Sitting here thinking too easy to say not say go fuck yourself.... Too easy G'night | ||||
Hi everybody my name is mullet and I'm an alcoholic Broke my leg at work haven't drank in a month I am now out of pain pills And just drank 2 fuckin liters Pray for me to die already. | ||||
If I were a rich man yuub a diib a yuub a diib a diba Yom I'd diba diba dybuyum | ||||
Tradition tradition | ||||
After four months of legalness I might have my job I like back tomorrow Barr driving back n a blizzard it not look for an asshole in Niagara falls cuss ffs f critical assembly | ||||
Baaahhhhhh humbug | ||||
I live only an hour away from Niagara Falls... you seem like you're having fun. | ||||
I'm just a gigolo and every where I go people know the part I'm playin payed for every dance selling each romance ooh what they singin there will come a day and youth will pass away and what will they say about me when the end comes I knows there's just a gigolo life goes on with out me (Repeat x1) Cause I ain't got nobody oh nobody cares for me there's nobody cares for me I'm so sad and lonely sad an lonely sad an lonely won't some sweet momma take a chance with me cause I ain't so bad there now sing it (Scating) (Repeat x2) Oooooooh one time keep a lovely beat lonly only only baby baby momma suga dalin I ain't got no bod ey nobody there's nobody there's nobody there's no one ain't no one loop de loop dalin dalin garnesh garnesh stasi de nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody cares for me | ||||
And then | ||||
Fu*k you can't even sing singen Suma bi*ch aintcha oh baby I like it raw yeah baby I like it raaww oh baby I like it raw yeah baby I like it raw shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy yay gimme the mic so I can take it away off on a natural charge bon voyage yeah from thehome of the dodger Brooklyn squad wu-tang Killa bees in the swarm rain on yo college a*s disco dorm for you to even touch my skill you gotta put the one killer bee and he ain't gonna kill now chop that down pass it all around lyrics get hard quick cement to the ground for any emcee in any fifty two states I get pshyco Killa Norman Bates my producer slam my flow is like bam jump on the stage ah then dip down (I like the way you talk) Oh baby I like it raw yeah baby I like it raw(x4) This n* he fit keeping it nah anit lay low nah raw turnin it out this n* here he likes it raw dirt down to the floor see my name is the odb an I'll beatchyo a*s fo the ladies who know tellem who the Fu*k I be all the n* who know tellem who the Fu*k I be whatcha comes down on yo home like swa Fu*kn all around again aaah lika a flock a go pac I'm east coast got down padlock my su n* down on the flock Oh baby I like it raw yeah baby I like it raw(x4) Baby bady come on baby come on baby come on Fu*k any body want break now I heard that I'm good who's the head of the lords Dirty bast*Rd from the wu-tang squad can I get raw yes dirty to the floor rhymes keepin on yo minds keep it indoor hip hop to me is like a vegetable my stash to yo is an m camp say what you what to say baby ayy I flipp the microphone any day punk a*s wit me cus I got the gift of gab n* get fad asked up or had this talent I got will result in swat emcees you got paid slot you never notice the black man jam oh it's the slam when it come to the money know that it monkey got to do what ya got ta do come on can I get a Wu-tang Wu-tang Wu-tang Wu-tang Wu-tang Wu-tang Wu-tang it's on fa brain I get right diggy raw when it's time to get off the natural shot done terrible sh*t glaw and you won't step to me thinken is he really raw seems certain y'all if I wasn't really raw then you ain't here on the floor be like ooh hear that nah | ||||
Oh and I lost my job again Story of my life so far and it doesn't even matter Furloughs a bitch y'all | ||||
And finally | ||||
Do you have the time too listen to me whine about nothinggg and everything all at once I am one of those melodramatic fools nerotic to the bone no doubt about it some times I give myself the creeps sometimes my mind plays tricks on me it all keeps adding up think I'm cracking up am I just paranoid or am I just stoned I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams she said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down I went to a whore who said my life's a bore so quit my whining it's bringing her down Sometimes I give myself the creeps sometimes I my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up i think I'm cracking up or am Ijust paranoid or am I stoned Lost and in control so I better hold on Sometimes I give myselfsthe creeps sometimeses my mind plays tricks on me it all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up am I just paranoid or am I stoned. p | ||||
Sometimes I hate text on mobile so oo fuckn much Iwant to fly to Sweden I couldn't even keep drinking how constrated I had to be to type wrong | ||||
And lastly It's hard to tts techno/electronica | ||||
Hey arin how's sandstorm go | ||||
My neighbor called the sheriff in me the last time I blacked out. I thought it was longer ago that I came here then. It's getting bad again boy's. My name is d#ckhead and I'm a d#ckhead Hi AA I lost my license and gathering is illegal. Gett fd | ||||
Also I think my court date is gonna get f#$ked again good thing I payed my life savings for a lawyer to tell me that day. At least I didn't go through the house. God I hate me and my crazy | ||||
Adams song | ||||
Court date is back up chums. I'll finally see what a fool I made of myself that night tommorow. Shitposting is love shitposting is life | ||||
I don't mind you comin' here And wastin' all my time 'cause when you're standin' oh so near I kinda lose my mind It's not the perfume you wear It's not the ribbons in your hair And I don't mind you comin' here And wastin' all my time Instrumental I don't mind hangin' out And talkin' in your sleep It doesn't matter where you've been As long as it was deep, yeah You always knew to wear it well and You look so fancy I can tell I don't mind you hangin'out And talkin' in your sleep I guess your just what I needed (Just what I needed) I needed someone to feed I guess your just what I needed (Just what I needed) I needed someone to bleed Instrumental I don't mind you comin' here And wastin' all my time, time 'cause when you're standin'oh so near I kinda lose my mind, yeah It's not the perfume that you wear It's not the ribbons in your hair I don't mind comin'here And wastin'all my time I guess your just what I needed (Just what I needed) I needed someone to feed (Just what I needed) I needed someone to bleed I guess your just what I needed (Just what I needed) I needed someone to feed I guess your just what I needed ( Just what I needed) I need someone to bleed ( yeah yeah) So bleed me You're just what I needed You're just what I needed You're just what I needed Yeah, yeah, yeah | ||||
His hair was perfect Awhoo werewolves of London Awhoo | ||||
Bang a gong y'all | ||||
I think Mullet THC is actually Zeta. | ||||
Hey hows life and shit ain't to cold but it's past freezing here. An all that but how you | ||||
Me cause every body wants to run. That's good run from here to Gunderson I'll walk. I'll see how far they can run. It's a chauvinistic pig attitude that you gonna do something cause you work at the arsenal, and you gotta fucken mercedes benz an you ain't gotta walk eriy day so you gonna strut that ass strut strut that ass strut that ass. When you start walking my friend and you get ten fifteen miles on the highway you won't be strut in that ass, you'll be half dead by the time you get there. | ||||
And on another note personal note I would have to walk 12.5 miles to work for a mail sorting company that may or may not hold exclusive holdings on international shipping. Now I bought the vehicle that would transport me for 6548 yet my personal grivances against the state make me ineligible to drive. Call me an asshole but I believe that providing a vehicle free of charge as replacement for vehicle scraped for user error. I.E drove into guard rail. Is free admission to said vehicle for say a ride to work at 5 in the morning. Too finally also as well I pay for the rent and groceries monthly. | ||||
Ie don't trust a motherfucker you've been drinkingg 3 liters of whiskey with whom you met at a motel you where resident of for 5 months to let you drive home. Or trust your father that you've had to move in after for for shit. | ||||
I havent heard or thought about this KD in over 10 years! Start it back up? | ||||
I tried I got IRL shit and human problems , read thread. Yes it's been three jobs and four years since I made my attempt. Mostly just use this as a platform to shit post shittely. And infrequently anon val for a bit or two. But don't tell anyone. | ||||
No shit I came on tonight to post shimmy ya but I saw I did that already. Damn I'm so fuck,n dumb | ||||
Fuck it ill ice cube instead Break 'em Shit! Yo! Juss wakin' up in tha mornnin', gotta thank God I don't know but today seems kinda odd No barkin' from the dog, no smog And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog I got my grub on, but didn't pig out Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out Hooked it up fo' later as I hit the do' Thinkin', "Will I live another twenty-fo'?" I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop top And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop Had to stop, at a red light Lookin' in my mirror, not a jacker in sight And everything is alright I got a beep from Kym, and she can fuck all night Called up the homies and I'm akksin' y'all Which park, are y'all playin' basketball? Get me on the court and I'm trouble Last week fucked around and got a triple-double Freakin' niggas every way like M.J. I can't believe, today was a good day Drove to the pad, and hit the showers Didn't even get no static from them coward 'Caus jus' yesterday, dem fools tried ta blast me Saw da police, and they rolled right past me No flexin', didn't even look in a nigga's direction As I ran the intersection Went to Short Dog's house, they was watchin' Yo! MTV Raps What's the 'haps on the craps? Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em! Roll 'em in a circle of niggas, and watch me break 'em Wit' tha seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven Seven, even Back Do' Lil' Joe I picked up the cash flow Then we played bones, and I'm yellin' "Domino!" Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A. Today was a good day (Shit!) Left my nigga's house paid Picked up a girl been tryynta fuck since the twelth grade It's ironic, I had the brew, she had the chronic The Lakers beat the Supersonics I felt on her big fat fanny Pulled out the jammy and killed the punanni And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep Put her ass to sleep Woke her up around one She didn't hesitate to call Ice Cube the top gun Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin' Took another sip of the potion, hit the three-wheel motion I was glad everything had worked out Dropped her ass off, and then chirped out Today was like one of those fly dreams Didn't even see a Barry flashin' those high beams No helicopter looking for a murder Two in tha mornnin', got tha Fat Burger Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp!" Drunk as hell, but no thowwin' up Halfway home, and my pager's still blowwin' up Today, I diddn't even havvta use my AK I gotta say it was a good day A wait wait a minute pooh stop this shit what the fuck I'm thinkin' about | ||||
[Narrator] The most precious thing in the world is the financial security and well-being of your family. You want to send your little ones to the best schools, and in the end, know that you've left them with peace of mind. Nowadays, we know that cash rules everything around us. Cream, get the money, dolla dolla bill, y'all. That's why it's time to enter the 36 Chambers and Step to the Wu, Wu-Tang Financial. [Narrator] At Wu-Tang Financial, we'll work with you to devise the best plan for you and your fam. [RZA] I mean, Smith Barney- [GZA] Bunch of b*t*hes! [RZA] Old time farts! You gotta know how to jack this sh*t. You gotta know how to play this game rough, you know what I mean? I mean, in, out, get, grab, bonk! [GZA] You need to diversify your bonds, n***a. [RZA] Military is blowing up, we about to go to war. Invest in some nuclear bombs. [GZA] This ain't Trading Places, n***a! This is real f**king life! Protect your goddamn neck, a'ight?! [RZA] Wu-Tang Financial. A place for you and your kids. [Narrator] All of our trusted consultant's are here to meet your needs [RZA] Unfortunately the old dirty bastard couldn't make it here today but he sends his regards Doo-da-doo-da-doo-da [Narrator] So call us because at the end of the day Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with [All] Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with. Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with. Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with. Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with. [Narrator] Step to the Wu Wu-Tang financial | ||||
Youtube.com/watch?v=5qtvuV4mx4s | ||||
And the Cream of the crop will rise to the top Oh yeah | ||||
Uhn zigg uhn zigg You know what you doing take off every zigg | ||||
Ah skeet skeet | ||||
With mind bullets that's telekinesis kyle | ||||
All work and no play makes Jack a dull body. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy | ||||
The man takes a drink Then the drink takes a drink And then the drink takes a man | ||||
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kmh4BbJPz8 | ||||
หยุดดื่ม | ||||
what Font is that? | ||||
Spoken like a poet Mr. Mullet Aswell: | ||||
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpygO4iMNr8 | ||||
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