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| Cafe of VU | ||||
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Cafe of VU Menu (Eat At Your Own risk) Table $8.50 Cardboard box (rats included) Fragile Table Window seat Counter seat Golden Table Disco Dance Floor Table (platform shoes included) Food $10.50 Mutton Meat Pie Sweet and Spicy Salmon (comes with cut carrots and sauce of choosing) Sweet Onion Soup (no hummus included) Hot Flamingo Meatloaf Today's Special(Monday through Wedsneday-Otter Veal Thursday-Dirt Bread Weekends-Chocolate and Swiss Cheese Sweet Onion Hot Flamingo Meatloaf Surprise Disgusting Side Dishes $0.50 Hummus Yellow Snow Rotting tree Leaves Tree Bark Dead Squirrel French Fries Drinks $1.50 Bendy Straw $0.10 Sprite Coca-Cola Cherry Zero River Water Hummus and Beans Smoothie (one fart and you're out of here) Waver Signed Poison Green Tea (No achoholic beverages allowed) Desserts $2.00 Cherry Cobler Mud Pie (worms and hummus included) Vanilla Cake Toothpaste Ice Cream (Toothbrush and Floss Not included) Swiss Cheese Pie Green Apple Jello It is not the fault of the cafe if you suddenly aqquire disseases from eating or drinking any of this nasty stuff. We put the warnings on all of the tables. You should be glad we even feed you here. Eat your dang poison already. Gosh!! | ||||
Hi, my name is Arvious, how may i help you? thinks *please order takeout* | ||||
sir revenge. I started Star Bucks Cafe, | ||||
Don Vito Septim walks in with his two Capos, the two Capos beat the crap out of Arvious III. "The Septims own this neighborhood, so you have to pay us protection!", says one of the Caporegimes. | ||||
Is this place equipped with food nipples for grunts? | ||||
Septim turns. "I...do not know the answer to the question you are asking, my racket, Septim's exotic eats, does though, I can assure you...", says Septim. | ||||
Very well, i will be sure to send my grunts your way.
You wouldn't happen to have a methane room there too, would you?
They have indeed been complaining about the weightiness of thier rebreathers lately. | ||||
"Unfortunately, I do not know the answer to that question, although...that particul*beep*ptim is a handy builder, and can probably build one for you if you request it of him..." | ||||
Um, this thread died half way through last era... | ||||
*Gary comes back from the tavern and does what he did there here* | ||||
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