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Markonovikas, Stole my cows! He also burnt their barns!

Judge

These games are getting a bit out of hand

oops,  posted that @ the same time as u put that...lol

revenge, getting out of hand? i know there are a lot of threads, but we will stick to this oone from now on.

If you will excuse me, i ish to get back to the case.

*stands up*

'Judge Umbar, this has been stated in your absence. this man has accused my client of burning his barns and stealing his cows. that is what was the accusation

This however could not have happened, as my client was no-where near at the time of the crime. he was in lithuania, having travelled their to visit his aount who was ill, and has now unfortunatley died. he was then dragged backhere in his distress because of this accusation

*places a comforting arm around the lithunian whose name  he cant pronounce, seeing he was sobbing quietly*

*sits back down, and continues to comfort markinkovas*

'sorry judge Umbar. you have said there that my client now speaks, but before you said that the accuser now speaks. which one would you like to speak?'

*looks up questionigly*

'and i would wish to know what evidence the accuser has'

*goes back to comfarting markinkovas*

Umbar, we have not even started to debate over this case yet, it is impossible to determine the verdict yet. and you are supposed to decide who is guilty, after much debate.

*Markovnikovas wakes up*
Hello, let me first introduce myself. I am a priest in the peaceful city of Kariotiškės. I have no idea why I am here. Last Thursday I was praying in my chapel, as usual, when suddenly I was given a note saying I have to come to this court today.
What I hear now is outrageous. I don't know the accuser and I have never seen him before. I have nothing to hide, God knows I am innocent.

"This is his book that I found at the site!"

*Might holds up a Holy Book with the name "Markovnikovas II" on the bottom of the first page.*

[Wheres my lawyer?]

*Driks a glas of wine [ iUmbar got stressed from this caos...that's why]
Boem! Boem! Boem!
"Silence please! This is a serious court..eh..thingy!"
Boem! Boem! Boem!
"If that's your evidence...read it now! I would like to hear the story about tzar peter and god!" (^^)
Boem! Boem! Boem!
(i love hammers :o)
*More wine please!

"Eh..who cares! Read it!"
Boem! Boem! Boem!
"More wine!"

[Hmm Thats sucks. I lose!]

"Do you...hik!...proclaim yourself guilty...hic!...might? And where comes the story of tzar peter and god...hic!....now?"

"Wine?"

"Removed?! Waa!?.....Wll..l....hang him! Laywyers place is in hell....!"
Boem! Boem!Boem!

"Hang him!!!!"
*Umbar tries to point at Erunion but falls for over on the table and falls in sleep...

Someone asked me what I was doing last summer... where? At someone's property?
All of earth belongs to Jesus our Saviour and his brothers- men of all kinds. There is no private property in nature. I believe I do not know what you are talking about, kind Sir.

"I would wish to charge Markovnikovas with the crime of trespassing, some time last summer he was in Might's property, and dropped a book. As Might has clear "No Trespassing" Signs posted about his property, this is illegal."

"I would wish to charge Markovnikovas with the crime of trespassing,
some time last summer he was in Might's property, and dropped a book.
As Might has clear "No Trespassing" Signs posted about his property,
this is illegal."

*Erunion holds up the book that Might found in the yard.*
"This book has a belongs to: Markovnikovas II in it. Furthermore, Markovnikovas admits to this being his book. Add on to that the fact that this shows considerable wear, it is easy to infer that Markovnikovas II dropped this whilst trespassing on Might's lands."

My Lord, listen to the words of my client. He is a man of God, and would never have done such a thing. Also, as he has said, you must have either kept the book safe after finding it somewhere, or it would have somehow been lost in cover somewhere. by your city there are no such places. therefore, your accusation is not true. the only piece of evidence you have is proved to have been around for a long time, and you have not presented anymore.

Any rolls left?

Erunion holds up the book,
"This book was found halfway down a rabbit hole, and inside a cover of leather. The leather had rotted away, but had managed to keep the book readable. Now, the rabbit inside was found dead trying to dig itself another exit to it's lair, all the meat had been eaten off the skeleton, implying it had been dead since the summer in question, killed by the book in question, found at the site in question."

"I am working on bringing forth more evidence as we speak."

"It's not you to say that it's unlickly! That's my and Septims job! Also if it are false documents or not...that's our job too! About what he did in that rabbit hole? Now there is nothing wrong with that  quistion..."

*Umabr looks at Erunion...

"What where you doing in rabbit holes?!"

''i would like to speak with one of these foresters..."