Doctor doctor! RPContinousgame

Doctor doctor! RPContinousgame
09:40:05 Mar 1st 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven: One late Saturday afternoon Salaracen Vineraven was in his office reading a fairly unimportant magazine about bug dissections in North Africa, His graceful hair caressingly his cheek as he lent over the leaflet. "Dr vineraven" said a young nurse of the age between 15 and 21, her hair tied back with a fringe at the front "The Patients are waiting for you!" "Oh really, whats the time?" he said peering up at the clock on the wall. He groaned "I guess Ive put it off for long enough" He stood up, the blood rushing to his head as he came to the altitude that his head usually was at. As he fell from the dizzyness nurse Katrina (thats her name) rushed out and caught him. After a few seconds of awkwardness Katrina let her tight grip around him go. "whats wrong Doctor?" she hastily said to break the awkwardness. "Whats wrong? The patients thats what!" "But what could possibly be so terrible about them?" he looked at her "Well, you know that saying about how the internet is full of loud and annoying people?" Katrina nodded. "Well Visual Utopia is were the worst of those people go after they die, I mean who names themself after an eating utensil?" He sat back down at his desk, to see a framed picture of him and Spoon on a swing together. "You cant stay mad at him for ever you know" Katrina held his hand as he wept softly. "Fine Ill do it, let the patients in. People need Diagnosing and I'm the one whose gonna do it!" The door flung open and the patents begun to walk in, one by one. [[this is a Rp game, okay so I'm the doctor and anybody can play, they don't need to have a serious illness or anything, just make what ever you want up. I will tell you what ever your illness is and what you must do to cure it feel free to let the illnesses pile up unanswered I will respond to all of them in one post if they do pile up.]]
14:02:20 Mar 1st 08 - Mr. Meowman: Doctor, Doctor, I suddenly feel a craving for photgraphs covered with 100000000000000000000000000000000027.6376234 year old mould!
17:02:54 Mar 1st 08 - Mr. Verthias X: Doctor, Doctor, my head's fallen off!
17:20:38 Mar 1st 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Doctor! I am in dire need of voice actors for my movie! But I think I have voice-actor-repelling-syndrome!
17:37:04 Mar 1st 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: Doctor, Doctor! I have this strange urge to murder farmers, take their crops (and their mines, but what they're doing with mines I'll never know...) and then enslave them to work on the farms!
20:19:21 Mar 1st 08 - Mr. Verthias X: Doctor, doctor, I have a strange allergy to anyone who's name begins with S, M, D or E!
20:44:36 Mar 1st 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: Erunion's eyebrows twitch. "F'f'ff'FARMER! Doctor, it's happening again! I can't help myself! MUAHAHAHAHA!" Erunion jumps at Verthias, knocks him out and shackles him.
20:51:31 Mar 1st 08 - Mr. Demonsul: goes up to verthias "will you please voice act in my movie?"
21:07:28 Mar 1st 08 - Mr. Rtas Vadumee: Doctor! I have the unusual urge to sh1t on midgets while playing a miniflute and waving the american flag at the same time.
21:20:46 Mar 1st 08 - Mr. Spud: Docter Docter! octer octer cter ter er r...r.....r I keep echoing everytime I talk I talk talk alk lk k....k.........k HELP ME Me me e....e........e
02:02:30 Mar 2nd 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven: Salaracen heaved a sigh of "what the hell am I doing okay here we go. Meowman thats not an illness but a blessing, You're pregnant and it could possibly be an alien baby. Verthias X hmmm, maybe its better this way. Demosul, hmmm.... actually I think its a defense mecanisim, in order to protect you from bad voice actors, though it doesnt always work. Erunion Telcontar, that is quite strange, and unproductive. Murdered farmers don't work very well. May I suggest you take them alive next time, try it out on Demonsul. Verthias, you are quite unhealthy! first your head and now an improbable illness to first letters.... may I suggest you get euthanised the old fashion way. Brings out a horse and some chains. Rtas Vadumee, are you American? if you are, this is normal. Spud, SNAP THE HELL OUT OF IT YOU LIMY POTATO!!! biffs spud around a bit. that should have worked.
02:09:13 Mar 2nd 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: *Septim runs in, clearly insane. "A hot summer night fell like a net I've gotta find my baby yet I need you to soothe my head And turn my blue heart to red Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a Bad case of lovin' you No pill's gonna cure my ill I got a Bad case of lovin' you A pretty face don't make no pretty heart I learned that buddy from the start You think I'm cute, a little bit shy Mama, I ain't that kind of guy Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a Bad case of lovin' you No pill's gonna cure my ill I got a Bad case of lovin' you I know you like it, you like it on top Tell me mamma, are you gonna stop? You had me down twenty-one to zip Smile of Judas on your lip Shake my fist, knock on wood I got it bad, and I got it good!!!"
02:19:31 Mar 2nd 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven: Septim, Stranger, stranger, stranger, stranger It's hot here at night, lonely, black and quiet On a hot summer night Don't be afraid of the world we made On a hot summer night 'Cause when a long-legged lovely walks by Yeah you can see the look in her eye Then you know that it's [Refrain] Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight, tonight Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight, tonight Stranger, stranger For all the dreams and schemes, people are as they seem On a hot summer night Don't be no fun, don't forget you're young On a hot summer night A sometime someone you're not Don't wait to see what you got 'Cause you know that you're [Refrain] We'll walk until my feet drop I'm a train when I'm hateful Yeah, lay right down now And ride until your head breaks I'm a-walkin' 'til my brain pops I will move with the beat now I'm a chain 'round an A-bomb I'm a ribbon in the heat now New York! yes thats the cure to, youre... thing..
02:21:27 Mar 2nd 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Septim calms down. "Thank you...I don't know what happened?" Septim remembers a needle going into his neck. "Dang you Agent 47!"
02:24:01 Mar 2nd 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven: Agent 47, you really need to stop doing that.... Its quite annoying
02:30:08 Mar 16th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: <pushes button>
11:52:04 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: catches fire "AUUUUUUUURRRGH! I'M ON FIRE!" runs around yelling
13:19:32 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Gboypt: doctor, doctor why am i In love with a girl with the Initials K. E. Ll. S. then suddenly fell to the ground and been unconscious, the beat of his heart is very obvious...
13:59:20 Mar 16th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: MY GOD SOMEONE HAS AN ACTUAL SERIOUS PROBLEM!!! Sweet. "okay Demonsul, I suggest you go for some therapeutic swimming" "And Gboypt, Whats your situation with her?"
14:05:34 Mar 16th 08 - Duke Indicated Undernourishment: Zwoap! - What the hell!? Katrina, we got a bad case of Indicated Undernourishment lying on my carpet, it came from no where, did you let it in!? - Never seen it before Doc. The bad case of Indicated Undernourishment tries to make some sounds asking for help. - Some... uuuh... cough cough... food... cough cough.. Perhaps?
14:28:23 Mar 16th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: Dammit Were loosing him!!! Katrina get me thirty CCs of teldornahide Stat!!!
14:36:56 Mar 16th 08 - Duke Indicated Undernourishment: - No no... I need pizza... Fast! cough cough Oh, so sick. Cough cough... And leave you're nurse here while you go bake it, I think cough cough she can really assist me, trouble laying down correct you see. Cough cough Oooh, I'm so thin.
14:47:30 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Gboypt: ahhh, cough, cough, arhgg [Doc how could you ask that question to a dying man????]
05:54:16 Mar 17th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: Well.... It wasn't me it was.... KATRINA!!! General gasp from everyone in the room Katrina gives a stern look at Vineraven Okay it was me, and it was very easy almost as easy is taking candy from a baby.... Hmmm.... Katrina, get me a baby... no, not that way. yes that way... shoves pizza into Undernourishments mouth
11:51:09 Mar 17th 08 - Duke Indicated Undernourishment: Burps
12:21:33 Mar 17th 08 - Mr. Gboypt: argggg!!!!!!!!ahhhh!!!!!!Doc please Help im dying !!!!!!!!!! please Cure me!!!!!!!!!!
16:40:27 Mar 17th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: ges back from pool and kills Gboypt to spare him the pain of dying slowly
22:18:35 Mar 17th 08 - Mr. Gboypt: even if gboypt's body is not moving his heart is beating so fast....
00:33:48 Mar 18th 08 - Mr. Plato: Doctor Doctor, my kidney is faaing and I need a transplant!
03:19:15 Mar 18th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Septim rips out Plato's kidney and then rips out Ghoypt's. He shoves Gboypt's kidney into Plato. "Good as new!!! I got my degree in a country that...cough* doesn't exist anymore..."
04:14:24 Mar 18th 08 - Demonic Bernie: a dark being enters the room...immediately creating an abscence of light "Doctor Doctor!!! Oh hello Nurse...say when are you free from work..." the evil looking entity stares at the nurse with his eerie green eyes "ehm right...Doctor...I have this strange urge to stroke people's inner thighs real gently for no reason whatsoever! and also as you might've noticed everywhere I go, darkness in all his might follows...spreading death and decay in my wake...just look at the plants behind me...they withered as soon as I walked in..." points at the plants which may as well haven't received a drop of water for ages... "see?! I can't help it...I was like this since I was a little horned creature from the realm of Carrothia...yes...the demon realm...I know...girls dig my green eyes and dark skin though...but do you have any idea what could possibly be wrong with me?!" stares at the Doctor whilst gripping the handle of his ancient runic sword
04:38:03 Mar 18th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: "well Bernie I dont belive that this be a Curse. You have been given great power, and with great power you must have great responsibility.... in other words, always wear a condom."
14:49:04 Mar 19th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: <presses button>
17:14:26 Mar 19th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: a vat of acid tips its contents over Demonsul "AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH!!! IT BURNS!!!" Demonsul is reduced to bones, which fall over
17:19:00 Mar 19th 08 - Mr. Verthias X: whistles Wow, that is some powerful acid. Where can I buy some? By the way, doctor, I also seem to be missing this arm. Any help? The nanobots that ate it are probably still in the stump somewhere, so watch out...
18:17:57 Mar 19th 08 - Mr. Plato: the kidney turns Plato into a good boy "ARGH, GET ME A BAD KIDNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
09:47:18 Mar 20th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: Avoids Demonsuls bits and walks over to Verthias "Well your stump seems to be quite irritated... let me see....opens up small hole on the stump well... Theres obviously something in there....But they are way too small for me to get out.... gets an Idea I'll enlarge them! gets X-Tra larger Ray Gun the Nano bots enlarge to the size of large dogs, sadly they are all further into Verthias than he thought. after a few seconds of bloody madness the room is covered in the blood of Verthias.\ "you know... I really should have thought that through...finds verthias's kidney on the ground and puts it into plato... he wont be needing it anymore...."
02:46:57 Mar 21st 08 - Mr. Plato: ah good, a bad kidney... comes back in the following seconds "I just got ran over by a dump truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
05:30:03 Mar 23rd 08 - Mr. Gboypt: gboypt's heart never stops beating... a small voice was heard by anyone saying "please help this poor heart find what it is searching"
09:40:11 Mar 23rd 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: ignores Plato "um... here you go little heart dude!" gives Gboypt's Heart a Map
11:09:34 Mar 23rd 08 - Mr. Gboypt: a slow small voice was heard and they figure out that its from the heart of gboypt...it says "loooollll.... how could a HEART WALK???....loooollll"
01:21:51 Mar 24th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: "uhhh.... stilts?"
14:56:16 Mar 24th 08 - Mr. Dwarfy: Runs in with a manic look on his face DOCTOR IM IM!!! ... where am i??? oh are you a doctor?o yes i think i was meant to go there, or is it here..er..hmm... who is this again? what?where?who?why?when?AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH o yes i remember why im here now i have a...erm...watjacallit thin,erm,erm,erm..err... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?!??!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Attempts to run out of surgery door only to find that it is closed, gets up and says "Oops wont be doing that again..."forgets everythin "hey my name is..."*and it goes on...and on.....AND ON....
03:03:57 Mar 25th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Frostsoul: tranquilizes Dwarfy "thats better, now sleep.... sleep to your hearts content!!!!"
14:40:14 Mar 25th 08 - Mr. Gboypt: gboypt's heart beats so fast when the heart felt the presence of the girl
14:52:34 Mar 25th 08 - Mr. Dwarfy: tranquilizer wears off "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE THE HELL AM I!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" looks around and notices a reception desk, dwarfy then walks over and asks the lady there "Hello, I would like to make an appointment, I have a slight memory problem" the lady replies "Ok, please sit down and the doctor will be with you in a short while" Dwarfy once again forgets everything, screams, and asks the reception lady once again "Hello, I would like to make an appointment, I have a slight memory problem" the nurse explains to dwarfy the appointment has alrdy been booked, dwarfy then forgets everything once again and asks "Hello, I would like to make an appointment, I have a slight memory problem" nurse replies, dwarfy forgets and it goes on and on... One Hour Later "Hello, I would like to make an appointment, I have a slight memory problem" the nurse has a sudden burst of anger, and wacks dwarfy over the head with a frying pan, dwarfy is left in a comba for over a month and the nurse is sent to jail One year later, the nurse is out of jail and put back into the reception, Dwarfy STILL trying to make an appointment once again asks the fatal question.... "Hello, I would like to make an appointment, I have a slight memory problem" the nurse goes crazy and starts trashing the doctors surgery, in her rage, and is taken away to a looney bin, no one ever sees her again....
22:32:27 Mar 25th 08 - Mr. Solitis Derkan II: screw you Dwarfy!!! she was my friend kills someone in the hopes that he will be sent to the crazy house doesnt work he goes to court for murder pleads not guilty becaus eof insanity and goes to the krazy house to find out that the woman he loved comitted suicide... What to do now???
08:37:02 Mar 26th 08 - Mr. Tikanpde: Doctor! I think I have something lodged in my forehead, but I can't see what it is!
09:16:26 Mar 26th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Frostsoul: Yes, its the last remnants of your brain trying to escape... What are you talking about Dwarfy, katrinas right here.... dwarfy is sent to the nut house..
11:45:35 Mar 26th 08 - Mr. Blortad The Mighty: Doctor! I think my father might be an ape!!
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Doctor doctor! RPContinousgame
09:40:05 Mar 1st 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven: One late Saturday afternoon Salaracen Vineraven was in his office reading a fairly unimportant magazine about bug dissections in North Africa, His graceful hair caressingly his cheek as he lent over the leaflet. "Dr vineraven" said a young nurse of the age between 15 and 21, her hair tied back with a fringe at the front "The Patients are waiting for you!" "Oh really, whats the time?" he said peering up at the clock on the wall. He groaned "I guess Ive put it off for long enough" He stood up, the blood rushing to his head as he came to the altitude that his head usually was at. As he fell from the dizzyness nurse Katrina (thats her name) rushed out and caught him. After a few seconds of awkwardness Katrina let her tight grip around him go. "whats wrong Doctor?" she hastily said to break the awkwardness. "Whats wrong? The patients thats what!" "But what could possibly be so terrible about them?" he looked at her "Well, you know that saying about how the internet is full of loud and annoying people?" Katrina nodded. "Well Visual Utopia is were the worst of those people go after they die, I mean who names themself after an eating utensil?" He sat back down at his desk, to see a framed picture of him and Spoon on a swing together. "You cant stay mad at him for ever you know" Katrina held his hand as he wept softly. "Fine Ill do it, let the patients in. People need Diagnosing and I'm the one whose gonna do it!" The door flung open and the patents begun to walk in, one by one. [[this is a Rp game, okay so I'm the doctor and anybody can play, they don't need to have a serious illness or anything, just make what ever you want up. I will tell you what ever your illness is and what you must do to cure it feel free to let the illnesses pile up unanswered I will respond to all of them in one post if they do pile up.]]
14:02:20 Mar 1st 08 - Mr. Meowman: Doctor, Doctor, I suddenly feel a craving for photgraphs covered with 100000000000000000000000000000000027.6376234 year old mould!
17:02:54 Mar 1st 08 - Mr. Verthias X: Doctor, Doctor, my head's fallen off!
17:20:38 Mar 1st 08 - Mr. Demonsul: Doctor! I am in dire need of voice actors for my movie! But I think I have voice-actor-repelling-syndrome!
17:37:04 Mar 1st 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: Doctor, Doctor! I have this strange urge to murder farmers, take their crops (and their mines, but what they're doing with mines I'll never know...) and then enslave them to work on the farms!
20:19:21 Mar 1st 08 - Mr. Verthias X: Doctor, doctor, I have a strange allergy to anyone who's name begins with S, M, D or E!
20:44:36 Mar 1st 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar: Erunion's eyebrows twitch. "F'f'ff'FARMER! Doctor, it's happening again! I can't help myself! MUAHAHAHAHA!" Erunion jumps at Verthias, knocks him out and shackles him.
20:51:31 Mar 1st 08 - Mr. Demonsul: goes up to verthias "will you please voice act in my movie?"
21:07:28 Mar 1st 08 - Mr. Rtas Vadumee: Doctor! I have the unusual urge to sh1t on midgets while playing a miniflute and waving the american flag at the same time.
21:20:46 Mar 1st 08 - Mr. Spud: Docter Docter! octer octer cter ter er r...r.....r I keep echoing everytime I talk I talk talk alk lk k....k.........k HELP ME Me me e....e........e
02:02:30 Mar 2nd 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven: Salaracen heaved a sigh of "what the hell am I doing okay here we go. Meowman thats not an illness but a blessing, You're pregnant and it could possibly be an alien baby. Verthias X hmmm, maybe its better this way. Demosul, hmmm.... actually I think its a defense mecanisim, in order to protect you from bad voice actors, though it doesnt always work. Erunion Telcontar, that is quite strange, and unproductive. Murdered farmers don't work very well. May I suggest you take them alive next time, try it out on Demonsul. Verthias, you are quite unhealthy! first your head and now an improbable illness to first letters.... may I suggest you get euthanised the old fashion way. Brings out a horse and some chains. Rtas Vadumee, are you American? if you are, this is normal. Spud, SNAP THE HELL OUT OF IT YOU LIMY POTATO!!! biffs spud around a bit. that should have worked.
02:09:13 Mar 2nd 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: *Septim runs in, clearly insane. "A hot summer night fell like a net I've gotta find my baby yet I need you to soothe my head And turn my blue heart to red Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a Bad case of lovin' you No pill's gonna cure my ill I got a Bad case of lovin' you A pretty face don't make no pretty heart I learned that buddy from the start You think I'm cute, a little bit shy Mama, I ain't that kind of guy Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a Bad case of lovin' you No pill's gonna cure my ill I got a Bad case of lovin' you I know you like it, you like it on top Tell me mamma, are you gonna stop? You had me down twenty-one to zip Smile of Judas on your lip Shake my fist, knock on wood I got it bad, and I got it good!!!"
02:19:31 Mar 2nd 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven: Septim, Stranger, stranger, stranger, stranger It's hot here at night, lonely, black and quiet On a hot summer night Don't be afraid of the world we made On a hot summer night 'Cause when a long-legged lovely walks by Yeah you can see the look in her eye Then you know that it's [Refrain] Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight, tonight Hot in the city, hot in the city tonight, tonight Stranger, stranger For all the dreams and schemes, people are as they seem On a hot summer night Don't be no fun, don't forget you're young On a hot summer night A sometime someone you're not Don't wait to see what you got 'Cause you know that you're [Refrain] We'll walk until my feet drop I'm a train when I'm hateful Yeah, lay right down now And ride until your head breaks I'm a-walkin' 'til my brain pops I will move with the beat now I'm a chain 'round an A-bomb I'm a ribbon in the heat now New York! yes thats the cure to, youre... thing..
02:21:27 Mar 2nd 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Septim calms down. "Thank you...I don't know what happened?" Septim remembers a needle going into his neck. "Dang you Agent 47!"
02:24:01 Mar 2nd 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven: Agent 47, you really need to stop doing that.... Its quite annoying
02:30:08 Mar 16th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: <pushes button>
11:52:04 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: catches fire "AUUUUUUUURRRGH! I'M ON FIRE!" runs around yelling
13:19:32 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Gboypt: doctor, doctor why am i In love with a girl with the Initials K. E. Ll. S. then suddenly fell to the ground and been unconscious, the beat of his heart is very obvious...
13:59:20 Mar 16th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: MY GOD SOMEONE HAS AN ACTUAL SERIOUS PROBLEM!!! Sweet. "okay Demonsul, I suggest you go for some therapeutic swimming" "And Gboypt, Whats your situation with her?"
14:05:34 Mar 16th 08 - Duke Indicated Undernourishment: Zwoap! - What the hell!? Katrina, we got a bad case of Indicated Undernourishment lying on my carpet, it came from no where, did you let it in!? - Never seen it before Doc. The bad case of Indicated Undernourishment tries to make some sounds asking for help. - Some... uuuh... cough cough... food... cough cough.. Perhaps?
14:28:23 Mar 16th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: Dammit Were loosing him!!! Katrina get me thirty CCs of teldornahide Stat!!!
14:36:56 Mar 16th 08 - Duke Indicated Undernourishment: - No no... I need pizza... Fast! cough cough Oh, so sick. Cough cough... And leave you're nurse here while you go bake it, I think cough cough she can really assist me, trouble laying down correct you see. Cough cough Oooh, I'm so thin.
14:47:30 Mar 16th 08 - Mr. Gboypt: ahhh, cough, cough, arhgg [Doc how could you ask that question to a dying man????]
05:54:16 Mar 17th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: Well.... It wasn't me it was.... KATRINA!!! General gasp from everyone in the room Katrina gives a stern look at Vineraven Okay it was me, and it was very easy almost as easy is taking candy from a baby.... Hmmm.... Katrina, get me a baby... no, not that way. yes that way... shoves pizza into Undernourishments mouth
11:51:09 Mar 17th 08 - Duke Indicated Undernourishment: Burps
12:21:33 Mar 17th 08 - Mr. Gboypt: argggg!!!!!!!!ahhhh!!!!!!Doc please Help im dying !!!!!!!!!! please Cure me!!!!!!!!!!
16:40:27 Mar 17th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: ges back from pool and kills Gboypt to spare him the pain of dying slowly
22:18:35 Mar 17th 08 - Mr. Gboypt: even if gboypt's body is not moving his heart is beating so fast....
00:33:48 Mar 18th 08 - Mr. Plato: Doctor Doctor, my kidney is faaing and I need a transplant!
03:19:15 Mar 18th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V: Septim rips out Plato's kidney and then rips out Ghoypt's. He shoves Gboypt's kidney into Plato. "Good as new!!! I got my degree in a country that...cough* doesn't exist anymore..."
04:14:24 Mar 18th 08 - Demonic Bernie: a dark being enters the room...immediately creating an abscence of light "Doctor Doctor!!! Oh hello Nurse...say when are you free from work..." the evil looking entity stares at the nurse with his eerie green eyes "ehm right...Doctor...I have this strange urge to stroke people's inner thighs real gently for no reason whatsoever! and also as you might've noticed everywhere I go, darkness in all his might follows...spreading death and decay in my wake...just look at the plants behind me...they withered as soon as I walked in..." points at the plants which may as well haven't received a drop of water for ages... "see?! I can't help it...I was like this since I was a little horned creature from the realm of Carrothia...yes...the demon realm...I know...girls dig my green eyes and dark skin though...but do you have any idea what could possibly be wrong with me?!" stares at the Doctor whilst gripping the handle of his ancient runic sword
04:38:03 Mar 18th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: "well Bernie I dont belive that this be a Curse. You have been given great power, and with great power you must have great responsibility.... in other words, always wear a condom."
14:49:04 Mar 19th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: <presses button>
17:14:26 Mar 19th 08 - Mr. Demonsul: a vat of acid tips its contents over Demonsul "AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH!!! IT BURNS!!!" Demonsul is reduced to bones, which fall over
17:19:00 Mar 19th 08 - Mr. Verthias X: whistles Wow, that is some powerful acid. Where can I buy some? By the way, doctor, I also seem to be missing this arm. Any help? The nanobots that ate it are probably still in the stump somewhere, so watch out...
18:17:57 Mar 19th 08 - Mr. Plato: the kidney turns Plato into a good boy "ARGH, GET ME A BAD KIDNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
09:47:18 Mar 20th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: Avoids Demonsuls bits and walks over to Verthias "Well your stump seems to be quite irritated... let me see....opens up small hole on the stump well... Theres obviously something in there....But they are way too small for me to get out.... gets an Idea I'll enlarge them! gets X-Tra larger Ray Gun the Nano bots enlarge to the size of large dogs, sadly they are all further into Verthias than he thought. after a few seconds of bloody madness the room is covered in the blood of Verthias.\ "you know... I really should have thought that through...finds verthias's kidney on the ground and puts it into plato... he wont be needing it anymore...."
02:46:57 Mar 21st 08 - Mr. Plato: ah good, a bad kidney... comes back in the following seconds "I just got ran over by a dump truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
05:30:03 Mar 23rd 08 - Mr. Gboypt: gboypt's heart never stops beating... a small voice was heard by anyone saying "please help this poor heart find what it is searching"
09:40:11 Mar 23rd 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: ignores Plato "um... here you go little heart dude!" gives Gboypt's Heart a Map
11:09:34 Mar 23rd 08 - Mr. Gboypt: a slow small voice was heard and they figure out that its from the heart of gboypt...it says "loooollll.... how could a HEART WALK???....loooollll"
01:21:51 Mar 24th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Flameborn: "uhhh.... stilts?"
14:56:16 Mar 24th 08 - Mr. Dwarfy: Runs in with a manic look on his face DOCTOR IM IM!!! ... where am i??? oh are you a doctor?o yes i think i was meant to go there, or is it here..er..hmm... who is this again? what?where?who?why?when?AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH o yes i remember why im here now i have a...erm...watjacallit thin,erm,erm,erm..err... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?!??!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Attempts to run out of surgery door only to find that it is closed, gets up and says "Oops wont be doing that again..."forgets everythin "hey my name is..."*and it goes on...and on.....AND ON....
03:03:57 Mar 25th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Frostsoul: tranquilizes Dwarfy "thats better, now sleep.... sleep to your hearts content!!!!"
14:40:14 Mar 25th 08 - Mr. Gboypt: gboypt's heart beats so fast when the heart felt the presence of the girl
14:52:34 Mar 25th 08 - Mr. Dwarfy: tranquilizer wears off "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE THE HELL AM I!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" looks around and notices a reception desk, dwarfy then walks over and asks the lady there "Hello, I would like to make an appointment, I have a slight memory problem" the lady replies "Ok, please sit down and the doctor will be with you in a short while" Dwarfy once again forgets everything, screams, and asks the reception lady once again "Hello, I would like to make an appointment, I have a slight memory problem" the nurse explains to dwarfy the appointment has alrdy been booked, dwarfy then forgets everything once again and asks "Hello, I would like to make an appointment, I have a slight memory problem" nurse replies, dwarfy forgets and it goes on and on... One Hour Later "Hello, I would like to make an appointment, I have a slight memory problem" the nurse has a sudden burst of anger, and wacks dwarfy over the head with a frying pan, dwarfy is left in a comba for over a month and the nurse is sent to jail One year later, the nurse is out of jail and put back into the reception, Dwarfy STILL trying to make an appointment once again asks the fatal question.... "Hello, I would like to make an appointment, I have a slight memory problem" the nurse goes crazy and starts trashing the doctors surgery, in her rage, and is taken away to a looney bin, no one ever sees her again....
22:32:27 Mar 25th 08 - Mr. Solitis Derkan II: screw you Dwarfy!!! she was my friend kills someone in the hopes that he will be sent to the crazy house doesnt work he goes to court for murder pleads not guilty becaus eof insanity and goes to the krazy house to find out that the woman he loved comitted suicide... What to do now???
08:37:02 Mar 26th 08 - Mr. Tikanpde: Doctor! I think I have something lodged in my forehead, but I can't see what it is!
09:16:26 Mar 26th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Frostsoul: Yes, its the last remnants of your brain trying to escape... What are you talking about Dwarfy, katrinas right here.... dwarfy is sent to the nut house..
11:45:35 Mar 26th 08 - Mr. Blortad The Mighty: Doctor! I think my father might be an ape!!
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