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The story of Lithos is a great one, it is a story o*beep*reat being, the being named Lithos. Many storytellers know not when to begin the story, and I dare not risk any detail in a story this beautiful, so I will opt to start it at the begining, way back 40,000 years ago when Lithos' mother and father first met. It was in space, on a dark day much like any day in space Lithos' father Mr. Meteor and his mother Ms. Comet first met. Mr. Meteor was of course a meteor and Ms. Comet was, as you may have guessed, a comet. It was taboo for comets and meteors to marry, but Ms. Comet and Mr. Meteor were bound by love. They went on their first date to the cosmic bowling ally, Mr. Meteor bought Ms. comet a hotdog, but he dropped it on the floor in a terrible accident. Mr. Meteor was very embarassed but Ms. Comet knew he ment well and she thought nothing less of him. They had many other dates like this one and grew very close together. Soon Mr. Meteor and Ms. Comet were married and at the result of some very hot cosmic love, they gave birth to neither a Meteor nor Comet, but in fact a dwarf. The gestation period of a Comet is usually about 12,000 years, but their son was premature and was born after only 10,000. They named him Lithos. Tragically the nursemidwife/astronaut wanted Lithos for herself, the *beep* stole him from his family and forced him into slavery, Lithos eventually freed himself though after a battle will a giant, white-gloved, evil hand (not at all unlike the one on Super Smash Bros. Lithos went on to set the universe free from some very naughty space gangsters. Thank you for listening to my story, may the spirit of Lithos live inside everyone of us. | ||||
Your history is very unique and intriguing. I would like to know more about the naughty space gangsters and how cosmic love is made. | ||||
The best story ever! | ||||
What a fantastic story!!! | ||||
Errrrr...but Lithos is Game and Watch...oh well | ||||
@ Lithos I just can't get over how good your story is! @septim what are you talking about? | ||||
well lithos is better than GAW..... | ||||
nothing... | ||||
nothinger....... | ||||
Well, Game and Watch told me he was themightyhammer, and when I read themightyhammers history last era Lithos was his first name... | ||||
lol | ||||
"They went on their first date to the cosmic bowling ally"
There is a cosmic bowling ally in my town too ;P | ||||
hey same here :o | ||||
Big mac chesse | ||||
As a Duke I still think this story pwns! | ||||
As a Duke I think this story was pretty good! | ||||
Lithos sounds like a crazy cool cat | ||||
Lithos hasn't replied to my RP for a very long time...Lithos mustn't like me... | ||||
Lithos likes everyone, he must have just been busy for a while ☻ | ||||
coooooooooool | ||||
whats cool? | ||||
the story. i only just saw it. ALL HAIL LITHOS! | ||||
You call that a history? Bah! Look at mine! | ||||
but in all those lengthy paragraphs i did not see any mention of a cosmic bowling alley or naughty space gangsters | ||||
I am actually surprised anybody read it! | ||||
A truely entertaining story, Lithos. | ||||
Oh my god, Remember the Big mac cheese guy? | ||||
Long live, the proud line of Lithos the great! | ||||
Woot! | ||||
Wow, Lithos is soooo hott. I want to have his children. | ||||
If that's you Lithos, send me a message! It's been too long! | ||||
Tell me that everyone here was joking. (Looks around imploringly) | ||||
Dammit, stop bringing back dead thread, Himanil! Bestest storeh evaz! ^_> | ||||
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