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| Madidus Nightclub | ||||
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*On the Island of Madidus there is a building the size of a normal inn, but this one is different. Strange magic makes very high powered candles change color, and the light shines through the window. The sign reads: "Welcome to the Madidus Nightclub! We are the tropical branch of the ever popular Ye Olde Taverne! Come in and enjoy yourself" Madidus Bartender and Owner - Ernie DRINK MENU NORMAL DRINKS MIXED DRINKS MARTINIS
NON-ALCOHOLIC | ||||
*Septim walks in wearing tuxedo. "Dry martini, shaken...not stirred", says Septim in a cool voice. | ||||
Ernie takes out his martini shaker and quickly makes Septim's drink. He then slides it down the bar and it stops right in front of him. | ||||
Ant walks in wearing flashly clothing "vodka please, and where is the action?" | ||||
Septim sips his martini with a cool look on his face. | ||||
Ernie pours up a regular vodka and slides it to Ant. "The action? Well you could start a fight with one of the bouncers: Javier, Dirk, Norman, or Turk....they are foreigners ive hired for protection and security. They only take care of people who are trying to do stupid stuff though. Or you could go onto the dance floor and try not to embarrass yourself" | ||||
Septim approaches one of the bouncers. "Ahhhh, I see you are muscular, but you lack finesse!" Septim does some complicated move on the bouncer, and the bouncer seems uneffected by the attack as he beats the hell out of Septim. Septim walks away with a bloodstained tuxedo and three missing teeth. "Alright, you have good bouncers...", says Septim. | ||||
"HAHAHA" Ant laughs loudly "What excellent fun, this is a good club" Ant walks to the Dance floor, tripping up only 2, and waits for the music to play | ||||
Arvious walks in with a formal suit on, and for some reason, is immediantly thrown out the nightclub. | ||||
"Hmmmm Arvious this is an informal nightclub buddy" *Hangs new sign outside door* "INFORMAL NIGHTCLUB DRESS POLICY" *The DJ starts playing the Chicken Dance Song* =O | ||||
Ant falls over, when trying to dance, then crawls back to the bar and asks for another vodka | ||||
*Pours another vodka and slides it to Ant* "So what is your story. How did you get here?...and care to try some of our mixed drinks from the menu above? or even on of my special concoctions?" | ||||
Arvious walks back in a chicken suit. | ||||
"Well.....at least the Chicken Dance has a mascot now.....maybe you would prefer not going overboard on the "Informal" part....i was meaning some bermudas, t-shirts, maybe a hat....nothing like tuxedos or suits....but whenever mate. | ||||
*dances like a chicken, then burns the suit, and Arvious is standing with summer clothes on* | ||||
*Septim walks out and walks back in three minutes later wearing a new tuxedo and sporting three new teeth, he sits at the bar and continues drinking his martini. | ||||
"i got attacked by an allie, and no i am Pissed off, so i decieded to get pissed!!" (not a bad punn when pissed off and pissed) | ||||
"Looks like you could use a drink on the house...and well since im the one negotiating ill have 3 for me.....negotiating sucks buddy.....never get into it...and dont worry I fix everything" *Pours a dark colored drink for Ant* "Thats called the Disorientor" | ||||
*Ant drinks the liquid* "thanks , i wonder if you think a kicking is a fair punishment?" | ||||
*Septim's face suddenly improvements from suave to angry, he also grows a beard instantly, he turns to Ant. "THIS IS A NIGHTCLUB!!!" *Septim kicks Ant over and sits back in his chair, his face goes back to its previous look. "Of course kicking is a fair punishment..." | ||||
*Ant grabs Septims testicals and slams he into the bar head first, the drink cured his 'drunkness'* *Don't attack a pissed off man!!!" "so whats were answer bar-man?" | ||||
*Septim wakes up three days later in Mexico in a bathtub with a missing kidney. He curses, then runs back to the nightclub where he slaps Ant in the face. He then rips out Ant's kidney and puts it into his own chest. "There, good as new, oh yeah..." *Septim pulls out a roll of duct tape and tapes up the wound. | ||||
*Spetim dies from infection* | ||||
*grabs a staff and heals Septim* "Ant, no one hurts Septim, unless your's just kidding around." "This is madness!" "Madness? THIS-IS-ANIGHTCLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *kicks Ant into a trash can* | ||||
"WTF, i was talking to Ernie not to septim" *Ant rested on top of the 'can', as it was too small he then walked to the bar and waited for ernis to respond* | ||||
*Septim wonders who in the hell this "Ernis" could be... | ||||
ant waits for him mate Ernie, "Eris(my nick name for him in this rp(plus you said 'junbl' istead of jungle so don't go crazy)) are you there mate?" | ||||
"ERNIS are you here ... i could have sworn he gave me some drink and was standing there" points behind the bar "oh well" ant sighs | ||||
*Septim picks a keycard from Ernie's pocket, walks into the back, steals a bunch of alcohol, walks outside, drinks it all, and walks back in hammered. "Wereee's the bathhrom? I nedd to...to...to take eh piiss...", says Septim as he stumbles around, he finds a corner, unzips his pants, and begins peeing. | ||||
*goes out into the disco floor and the floor is surronded in fire! while Arvious pulls out some sick moves* "Booya, babe!" | ||||
*Turk walks over to Septim and throws him out the window and then the natives drag Septim off to prepare him for a sacrifice to their pagan gods* And Ant...NO kicking isnt the answer unless it is the last resort.....negotiations should end with a peaceful outcome that benefits both sides. In your case I guess you could say that me saving your ass i the benefit...although I wish I could have helped more....im surrounded by imbeciles.... | ||||
*kicks the door open and starts shooting everyone * | ||||
*Septim had just walked back in (after getting out of the sacrifice James Bond style) when he is suddenly mowed down by some crazy guy. | ||||
*Norman walks up behind Benny and slams him over the head with his huge fists and then throws him out the door* "What kind of magic weapon are you using? Dont you know its the Middle Ages?" And no killing of the patrons here *Turk gives Septim a Healing Potion* *Septim heals 10 life points! ding DING DING!* | ||||
*Septim gets up, pats Turk on the shoulder, and sits at the counter. "I'll take another dry martini...shaken...not stirred." | ||||
*Ernie shakes up a martini in his drink shaker and pours it into a glass before sliding it down to Septim* | ||||
*Septim sips it before sliding a few coins up to Ernie, he quickly runs out before Ernie finds that they are chocolate. | ||||
*Ernie puts it into the vault that is guarded 24/7 by one of the bouncers* | ||||
*Septim walks in with a false mustache and sits at the bar counter. "I'll have a scotch my good sir", says Septim with an accent. | ||||
"Umm...Septim what is the fake mustache and accent for?" *As he pours a scotch* | ||||
"I know not who this Septim lad is!", says Septim in the accent, he grabs the scotch and drinks it. | ||||
*Ernie then yanks the mustache off of Septim's face* Dont know who Septim is huh? | ||||
"You know good sir, ripping off a man's mustache is like ripping off a man's private area...", says Septim still with the accent... | ||||
....."I wouldnt know anything about that......but somehow you do Septim" | ||||
*Ant raises his head* "am i dead?" | ||||
NO....but its 2:15 here and i feel like I am X_x *Pours a Mind Bomb* lets hope this wakes me up.... | ||||
"ok, i am goning back to sleep" | ||||
"Good sir, pour me another bottle of scotch, and I would very much like my mustache back, also, I do not know anything about getting my bits and pieces ripped off, but I know somebody who has had them kicked more times than you could imagine..." | ||||
I would believe you there.... *Gives the mustache back and drinks down his Mind Bomb. The sound of an explosion is heard and Ernie keels over behind the bar* | ||||
*ant looks at ernis* "he doesn't run a good business lieing around" | ||||
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