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Mcdonalds Vu | ||||
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Everyone needs a break from wars and politics right? this is the place to go to. Mcdonalds, the perfect fast food restauraunt where you can all talk and have fun, eat and drink coke or pepsi. All are welcome!! | ||||
Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp. mmmmmm Humans... | ||||
might, that will cost you E5, any other sauces you would like to have? also, mcdonalds are hiring managers, cooks and waiters. ! | ||||
I'll be the head chef! *puts on Apron and tall hat* Free BigMacs to the first ten people!!! | ||||
*waits for the first american to walk in and sue MD for making them fat :P* | ||||
*Comes in and smacks Arvious in the head with a large mallet*
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*grabs staff and reverses time to when demonsul was just walking in* "DIE!!!" *shoots demonsul 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 times in the head* "More ketchup! Hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | ||||
*Comes back to life, blows up McDonalds, and dies in explosion, killing Arvious once and for all* | ||||
*Arvious's brother reverse time to the point when demonsul was about to be born and kills the baby, reversing the affects of what happened* BigMac's for everyone with very thick ketchup!!! | ||||
*Demonsul's ghost haunts Arvious for all eternity, making him scream and wet himself whenever he tries to do anything or talk to anyone* | ||||
*gets ghost-hunting kit and bladder control medicine and gets wet underwear and Demonsul is gone for good* Now the only way he can come back to life is to be a zombie. (Why did I say that!?!) | ||||
DETONATOR SET. ARVIOUS IMPLOSION IN 10 | ||||
*(how many times do I have to do this) Arvious's brother reverses back in time (AGAIN) and puts Demonsul's zombie form in a world of sunshine, making him in eternal anguish (because zombies hate the light)* | ||||
[no they dont] | ||||
*beep* mcdonalds, quick pwns | ||||
YOUR IN A WORLD OF SUNSHINE, NOT HERE!!! *reverses to the point where Arvious is at countdown 5* 5 *grabs arvious* 4 *runs to the portal* 3 *jumps in the air* 2 *is 1 inch away from portal* 1 *gets through* BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Hurray, I'm alive!!!" | ||||
The detonator was strapped to your waist. It went through the portal with you | ||||
*Arvious's sister reverses time, freezes it when the count down reached 2, pulled off the detonator, unfreezes time, they escape, but she dies* | ||||
Implosion Upgraded to Explosion | ||||
*Arvious's um... cousin simply blows up McDonald's when arvious and his brother where in the vortex* | ||||
Ok this is just insane. Let me rewrite Arvious's post to make it slightly more sane: Arvious: "I'll be the head chef!" *puts on Apron and tall hat* "Free BigMacs to the first...wow, i just got the wierdest sense of Deja vu..." | ||||
Demonsul says, "Why do I think I just died 1,000,000 times?" "Cool, a BigMac!" | ||||
*Takes BigMac without paying and sets off to the Tavern of the 3 Headed Dragon* | ||||
and thats when we signed the truce and this post ended Bye! (BECAUSE I QUIT!!!) | ||||
Its not exactly chronological (I ate the BigMac in the tavern before I took it from here) but I have a feeling this thread will be empty without us | ||||
Well, duh this thread is empty, you and I basically took over Ye Olde Tavern and McDonalds. (remember I reversed time, like, a 100 times, so nothing is chronologically correct anymore) | ||||
i did that again? God im like the sign of the apocalypse | ||||
peacemakerofdoom makes a sign "anyone named demonsul will be kicked out and beaten", he also hires people to kill him. Any volunteers? | ||||
"i only really killed a thread once. please, take it easy guys...er..." | ||||
"...Uh, I got a message to stop $P@Ming threads, so bye!" *runs to Demonsul's hiding place.* | ||||
*boots Arvious out of his hiding place* | ||||
*runs to Hospital and hides in a galaxy far far away* | ||||
*wonder (in a galaxy far far away...) why no one (NO O-uh uh uh uhne-NE!!) posted in five days, and remembers I ruined this post by leaving* | ||||
*Gary (see Ye Olde Tavern) kills the hired thugs and blows up the BigMac recipe and soda machine* | ||||
NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo... | ||||
*secretly puts poison to foods* | ||||
Don Vito Septim walks in with his two Capos, the two Capos beat the crap out of peacemakerofdoom. "The Septims own this neighborhood, so you have to pay us protection!", says one of the Caporegimes. | ||||
*Gary beats the :-o out of Septim's thugs and rips the thug leader in half* | ||||
*Vito Septim pulls out an anti-Gary snub-nosed revolver and shoots Gary five times in the head, Septim then runs out. | ||||
"You fool!!!!! I'm immune to guns! I'm the DUKE OF HAZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | ||||
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