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The brand new pub is about to open a slayer the barman awaits his first customer. | ||||
*walks in to the bar* hiya slayer one drawven ale please | ||||
*Murphy and the rest of the Spamming legions demolish almost the entire pub and kick the customers in the nuts (which is just 'Iwasfrozen'). With puppy eyes is Slayer looking at Murphy and asking ...* | ||||
The slayer was most unhappy when finding out that his garden shed had been demolished but he was glad that the retarded spamming legoins could not tell the difference between a pub and a shed.
He then glass framed his bar license and hung it above the bar to prove his pub is perfect before giving a free round of drinks for all | ||||
Title: Slayers Bar Scene One: The pub fight *Smuff strutts in and gives the place a once over. The Walks over to Murphy and offers to buy him a beer in exchange for entry into the Spamming Legions. Murphy tells him to f*** off and that he has to earn his place in the Spamming legion* /Slaps Murphy >>> SIDE NOTE: woop woop! your very first pub fight!! *Murphy and Smuff slogg away at each other for a while, landing blow after blow on each others bodies. Murphy then pickes up a chair and twats smuff over the head repeatedly. a dazzed and confused Smuff then wacks Iwasfrozen instead, and then all three are at odds with each other. Iwasfrozen bottles Murphy then Smuff, and knocks them to the floor. When both come too they find themselves in a police cell, next to someone who looks like a cross between britany spears and the camp guy from 'Will & Grace'. Both exchange funny looks =/ * (fade to black) The Adventures of Smuff and his quest to be accepted in to the Spammers Legion will continue............ | ||||
Title: Slayers Bar Scene: Repair Time *The morning after the large fight that destroyed over quater of his pub Slayer begins to clean up the mess* *Part way threw iwasfrozen enterd the pub to tell Slayer about the 2 people who had caused the fight being in the police cells 100yards down the road* *Deciding it had all been Mr Murphys fault he quickly aloud Smuff to leave but press full charges and took repair costs from Mr Murphy* *later that day Smuff told Slayer of his wants to join the Spammers Legion, Slayer quickly told him that that was a bad idea as henew that this Legion was full of ugly dum people and he thought Smuff had a sensable head on his shoulders so he told him he should join the pubs defense crew which was newly created to stop gangs like Mr Murphys*
Will Smuff take Slayer up on this oportunity? | ||||
Title: Slayers Bar Scene: The Offer *Smuff ponders the idea for a while, has a few drinks (on the house mind). Now, Smuff didnt want to be part o*beep*ang full of smelly ugly people. However, the 'street cred' that came with membership of the spammers legion was high and very tempting. If Smuff decides to be part of the defence crew he gets power and respect only in the pud, but this would mean he gets free rain when deciding the punishment for trouble starters and crap spammers.* (enters Murphy) *Murphy sore and bitter about his night of 'passion' in the prison cell walks up and slaps Smuff and Slayer. Smuff swiftly picks up Murphy and throws him out the door (in a Fresh Prince of Bellair 'Uncel Phil) way'.* Smuff returns to his seat and brushes his hands. 'Slayer my friend' Smuff says, 'I think i will take you up on your rather generouse offer and kick some @ss!'
Now Smuff is part of Slayers pub crew, does this now mean its the end for Smuffs quest to join the legion of spammers? To be continued............. | ||||
*The Slayer now having a raver good defense crew decides the chance of him having the same problems as before from small gangs will now be quite minute, this makes him chukle as he pours smuff his 11th mouth watering pint of hearty ale*
*Now nowing that smuff semingly does not want to be part of any retarted weak legeions, he dicides to seal the deal by giving smuff an other he will surly not refuse,"smuff ur becoming a good friend and because of this you can recieve free drinks for the next month"*
*the please smuff was carried home that night because of his heavy drinking by Slayer who did not mind atall* | ||||
can i have my ale now? | ||||
'lol sorry about the dellay its on the house' | ||||
Scene: TROUBLED TIMES *The pub now having a few powerful spammers decieds that as a pub it must compiete with any spammers nearby* 'i declare that anyone who thinks they can out spam me or my pub can trie to take it on on its sunday leauge quests' | ||||
yey Spammers rule!! ^_^ | ||||
Too true | ||||
Scene: Deleted | ||||
*Tiber Septim and seats himself at the bar "Ill have an ale please." | ||||
"How long does it usually take to get an ale around here, anybody?" | ||||
"oh and the Spamming Legion destroyed me outhouse at Tales Tavern, can I borrow some wood." | ||||
no | ||||
*throws Murphy out on his arss* we dont want your riff raff around here! *gives Tiber his ale* Booooo the Spammers Legion! come join up with us the Anit-Spammers Legion Union :) | ||||
*walks up to tiber | ||||
you can't throw me out ... you're a shemale smuff, you don't have that much power ... and no you cannot fight the Spammers Legion ... We've got like ... Shyers and co among us! | ||||
who sed anything about fighting Murphy!?! a union is peacful demonstrations. and yes i am a sheman. but if you look at all of the shemen on tv (the one is dogdeball to be exact) they are fooking henck as *beep*. bring it :P | ||||
"Woohoo, i got me ale." *Tiber drains the glass then looks at smuff. "Ill join your anti-spammers legion union, I hate those stuiped outhouse/playhouse/shed destroyers." | ||||
"wait a minute...non violent, I think ill settle this with violence. I shall start the anti-spammers legion group, im tired of bartending and them saying i have puppy dog eyes. Come to Tales Tavern if you would like to join. Ragnarr was the first person I saw fight back so he's more than welcome" *Tiber walks up to Murphy and kicks HIM in the nuts...twice, Tiber then exits the building | ||||
*Tiber enters again with two machettes strapped to his back, a suit of Dwarven ar*beep*, a shield in his hand, and a sword in his other. "FOR TALES TAVERN, ARRRGGGHHHH" *Tiber charges Murphy and... | ||||
*Clubs Murphy in the nuts. Then whacks him over the head with a blackjack. "Your going to Dingleberry Dave, a fate worse than death." *Tiber then drags an unconcious Murphy outside, Tiber spends around two hours stuffing Murphy in a mailbox with Dingleberry Dave's address pened on his head. He then walks back in. "Ill have an ale please." | ||||
*Septim hangs a VUPAVUPAS banner on the wall of the tavern | ||||
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