Forums / Roleplaying / Septim Gets Sued III

 Judge Onex walks in, straightening out his robes and desperately trying to brush off the sugar from his donut. Reaching his wooden chair that sits so high above the others he turns to the empty room, "ALL RI- .... oh never mind, their late again" sitting down he turns to Septim with a smirk, "So what is it this time? Not another drunk in public charge already." putting on his glasses he flips through Septims very large, very old file, several documents were written in Hebrew, one of the very first was hieroglyphs, turning to the newest one he rubs his chin, "That's a mighty serious charge, who exactly accused you?"

 "Well as a judge I'm not allowed to side with a certain person before being presented with evidence, however a good lawyer should be able to get you out on account of the fact that sp@m is more prevelant in the other forums, but if he's accusing sp@mming in general of ruining the forums, it could take much longer to resolve." Flipping through the record he finds the newest summary of Septim's file:

Name(s): Tiber Septim, Pelagius Septim, Tiber Septim II, Cephorus Septim, Gaius Septim, Salius Septim II, Pelagius Septim IV, Gaius Septim II, Tiber Septim IV, Lucias Septim II, Aesius Septim, Cephorus Septim IV, Calus Septim V, Gorris Septim, Bertilius Septim, Bertilius Septim II, Waldorfius Septim, Waldorfius Septim II, Waldorfius Septim III
Height: Varies
Weight: Varies
Hair color: Cidellian white
Notes: Known *sp@mmer, cloner, drinker, exotic food merchant, and roleplayer. Has led sp@m forces in three sp@m wars and one close encounter. He is the current God of Sp@m. He started out as a small time Ye Olde Taverne patron and worked his way up to barkeep, then after an election he became the God of Sp@m. He also owns Septim's Exotic Eats, a restaraunt dedicated to serving exotic and sometimes endangered animals such as panda, platypus, and squirell.

  Adjusting his glasses he turns back to Septim, "Should the jury find sp@mming to be ruining our forums, I daresay you will come down with a harsh penalty on account of you being referred to as the 'God of Sp@m'."

  Onex leans back in his chair, surveying the dimly lit, empty courtroom, "But, should no one decide to show up, I have no choice but to dismiss the case." Onex checks his watch again and twiddles his thumbs impatiently.

*Enters with a braunschwager sandwich in hand*

"I Object Your Honor!  Mistrial on the grounds of a Prejudice Jury!  Not withstanding my client is Innocent of all charges!"

*Walks in*

I am the lawyer of Mr. Septim here.  I am also saying that there has been no official filing of a lawsuit against Mr. Septim.  That means there is no case to argue.  Good Day

*Exits*

Case closed.....and let it stay that way >_>

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!