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Smuffs fun fair
16:14:16 Jul 10th 07 - Mr. Smuff:

Okay, people make a list of the three most hates VU players and then get points for head shots and hits on the body.

the point can be used to play on other rides such as bumper cars and stuff.

people feel free to create their own rides and stuff to go into the fun fair :)


22:46:45 Jul 10th 07 - Sir Tiber Septim II:

*Throws a sharpie at Dingleberry Dave

"That's for the ejaculation comment in the Tavern that one time!"


23:28:22 Jul 10th 07 - Mr. Strike Zakira:

*Toss Egg at Smuff

*for making me think who to hate >.<!!


00:08:43 Jul 11th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Throws a fireball at dingleberry dave*

 "thats for arma a couple of eras ago.........."


14:55:17 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Tiber Septim II:

"Let's have a house of mirror's"

*Tiber runs away and comes back driving a truck with a house of mirrors on back.

"Woohoo!!!"

*Tiber runs into the house of mirrors, smacks his head into a wall, and falls down, knocked out cold.

 


22:35:05 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

*Cephorus walks up

"HOUSE OF MIRRORS"

*Cephorus runs into the house of mirrors and makes it through with only a bloody nose and a concussion.

"Horray, oh yeah!"

*Throws rabid mongoose at Defensive for no apparant reason


22:43:47 Jul 11th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Yay go mongoose!"


22:54:35 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

"Ok, I'm taking bets, Defensive vs. Rabid Mongoose!"


22:59:45 Jul 11th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

1000000gold on the mongoose.......


23:04:15 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

"Done! Pleasure doing business with you."

*The mongoose reaches down defensive's mouth and pulls out his stomache

"Wow, that is one rabid mongoose!"


23:05:32 Jul 11th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Wait even if defensive wins wont he die due to rabbies or something....


23:10:15 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

"Yep!"

*The mongoose plucks out Defensive's eyes and starts gnawing on them

"Ouch"

*Cephorus totally ignores Defensive's crying


23:14:40 Jul 11th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Defensive trys to fight back at hits the mongoose on the head, Seloc throws a rock at defensive.*

"Leave the poor mongoose alone."

*Seloc then goes back to cheering*

"Go mongoose rip out his liver!"


23:16:32 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

*The mongoose rips out his kidney, looks at it, throws it away, and keeps digging in his stomache for his liver

"Awwww, he can't find it..."

*Suddenly the mongoose gives out a triumphant growl and pulls out a liver

"Hey, that looks healthy, he wasn't a drunk!"


23:19:51 Jul 11th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Yay, I wonder if he smokes go for those lungs my little money maker!"

*Also looks at the liver he your right*

" wow who'd of though..."


23:31:44 Jul 11th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

*The mongoose rips out his lungs and holds them up, revealing a black, cancerous lung.

"Whoa, that's not healthy."

*The mongoose continues ripping out organs, at last ripping out his heart.

"Hey, it's not black, he was a good guy! Keep ripping at him!"

*The mongoose gives Cephorus a salute and reaches his hand into Defensive's mouth, and then pulls out his brain.

"Hey, it's a peanut!"

*Defensive falls down, devoid of all organs. The mongoose had won! Cephorus hands Seloc one million coins. Cephorus sees the sad look on his face.

"Sorry, he was betting off at 0 to 1, so he had no chance of winning, thus you only get what you gave."

*The mongoose runs away in the direction of Ye Olde Taverne. Cephorus follows.


21:31:59 Jul 16th 07 - Sir Cephorus Septim:

*A mean looking mongoose walks through the door and puts up a flier, it says:

Septim's exotic eats

Exotic food for free

Squirells

Chipmunks

Platypus

Rattlesnakes

Alligator

Human

and much much more


01:40:03 Jul 25th 07 - Mr. Rairox The II:

*Throws Septim at Seloc*


01:53:09 Jul 25th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Does a ninja move and kills Rairox


02:10:16 Jul 25th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini:

*throws giuas at rairox* i got legs now mother*beep*er


02:11:23 Jul 25th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim pulls out an RPG-7 and blows them of*beep*ain

"No you don't!"


02:19:46 Jul 25th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini:

aah justanius streches his coat like this  

new legs come faster then the bullets u shoot i thought u wud remember my coat


02:20:38 Jul 25th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini:

*walks upto gaius and kicks him inbetween his legs then blasts both of his knees before gaiu*beep*s the floor*


02:26:13 Jul 25th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim laughs

"Flak leggings!"

*Septim pulls out a warhammer and cracks Justanius' skull open


15:20:47 Jul 25th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontaini:

*justanius's headless body looks in side the coat and get out a new head*


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