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Smuffs fun fair | ||||
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Okay, people make a list of the three most hates VU players and then get points for head shots and hits on the body. the point can be used to play on other rides such as bumper cars and stuff. people feel free to create their own rides and stuff to go into the fun fair :) | ||||
*Throws a sharpie at Dingleberry Dave "That's for the ejaculation comment in the Tavern that one time!" | ||||
*Toss Egg at Smuff | ||||
*Throws a fireball at dingleberry dave* "thats for arma a couple of eras ago.........." | ||||
"Let's have a house of mirror's" *Tiber runs away and comes back driving a truck with a house of mirrors on back. "Woohoo!!!" *Tiber runs into the house of mirrors, smacks his head into a wall, and falls down, knocked out cold.
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*Cephorus walks up "HOUSE OF MIRRORS" *Cephorus runs into the house of mirrors and makes it through with only a bloody nose and a concussion. "Horray, oh yeah!" *Throws rabid mongoose at Defensive for no apparant reason | ||||
"Yay go mongoose!" | ||||
"Ok, I'm taking bets, Defensive vs. Rabid Mongoose!" | ||||
1000000gold on the mongoose....... | ||||
"Done! Pleasure doing business with you." *The mongoose reaches down defensive's mouth and pulls out his stomache "Wow, that is one rabid mongoose!" | ||||
Wait even if defensive wins wont he die due to rabbies or something.... | ||||
"Yep!" *The mongoose plucks out Defensive's eyes and starts gnawing on them "Ouch" *Cephorus totally ignores Defensive's crying | ||||
*Defensive trys to fight back at hits the mongoose on the head, Seloc throws a rock at defensive.* "Leave the poor mongoose alone." *Seloc then goes back to cheering* "Go mongoose rip out his liver!" | ||||
*The mongoose rips out his kidney, looks at it, throws it away, and keeps digging in his stomache for his liver "Awwww, he can't find it..." *Suddenly the mongoose gives out a triumphant growl and pulls out a liver "Hey, that looks healthy, he wasn't a drunk!" | ||||
"Yay, I wonder if he smokes go for those lungs my little money maker!" *Also looks at the liver he your right* " wow who'd of though..." | ||||
*The mongoose rips out his lungs and holds them up, revealing a black, cancerous lung. "Whoa, that's not healthy." *The mongoose continues ripping out organs, at last ripping out his heart. "Hey, it's not black, he was a good guy! Keep ripping at him!" *The mongoose gives Cephorus a salute and reaches his hand into Defensive's mouth, and then pulls out his brain. "Hey, it's a peanut!" *Defensive falls down, devoid of all organs. The mongoose had won! Cephorus hands Seloc one million coins. Cephorus sees the sad look on his face. "Sorry, he was betting off at 0 to 1, so he had no chance of winning, thus you only get what you gave." *The mongoose runs away in the direction of Ye Olde Taverne. Cephorus follows. | ||||
*A mean looking mongoose walks through the door and puts up a flier, it says: Septim's exotic eats Exotic food for free Squirells Chipmunks Platypus Rattlesnakes Alligator Human and much much more | ||||
*Throws Septim at Seloc* | ||||
*Does a ninja move and kills Rairox | ||||
*throws giuas at rairox* i got legs now mother*beep*er | ||||
*Septim pulls out an RPG-7 and blows them of*beep*ain "No you don't!" | ||||
aah justanius streches his coat like this new legs come faster then the bullets u shoot i thought u wud remember my coat | ||||
*walks upto gaius and kicks him inbetween his legs then blasts both of his knees before gaiu*beep*s the floor* | ||||
*Septim laughs "Flak leggings!" *Septim pulls out a warhammer and cracks Justanius' skull open | ||||
*justanius's headless body looks in side the coat and get out a new head* | ||||
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