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[[NOTICE: Please don't delete this mods, I am not training people to put lame, stupid cr@p in their posts, I'm training people to turn their lame, stupid cr@p into somewhat entertaining posts...the difference between good and bad sp@m is quite large...]]
On the planet of Spamon a large academy rests. Ghosts of long dead sp@mmers whisper beneath the walls, but those ghosts were men long ago, and had long since faded into dust, the last to be trained within the walls disappeared long ago, but now he was returning. A man with an oak cane walked through the forest towards the academy, his hair white not from age, but from his species. His line was of Cidellian history, and all Cidellian men had white hair from birth. | ||||
Septim's Book of Sp@m Chapter 1: Good and Bad sp@m In order to tell good sp@m from bad sp@m, one must judge the reaction to the post. If the reaction is a "LMAO" or "ROFLMAO", then it is good sp@m, but if it's a "*beep*" or "Dude...GTFO", then it is bad sp@m, there are some people who don't like sp@m...period, those people are called a-holes, ignore them (telling the difference between a-holes and normal forum users is important, if an a-hole tells you to GTFO, then flame him! :D). If you post bad sp@m, do not post material of that humor type again. Example:
Good Burger is obviously an a-hole, for Bob's reason for farting on Jim's face was done for a good reason, but if somebody farts in some guy's face for asking an honest question, then it is bad sp@m. In order to be a sp@mmer you must be able to tell the difference. | ||||
Chapter 2: Grammar and Spelling Grammar and spelling both play an important role in sp@mming the forums. If you can't spell, people will find your posts less funny. If you use incorrect grammar, people might not be able to tell what the hell you are saying, example:
Obviously he has a dirty mouth, I can't even tell what he meant to say...and I wrote it. I am guessing he meant to say "You are a crappy hobo, hahaha", but he obviously didn't pass kindergarden, and naturally could not spell what he meant to say. That makes his post unfunny in my book, but it could attract a few funny flames and thus make you laugh anyway. Make sure that you use decent spelling and grammar, it does not have to be perfect, as I know I have quite imperfect posts. Another thing, never spell like that while in the roleplaying forum, it's simply not right! | ||||
i declare war on the sp@mmers | ||||
Septim rises from his chair and gasps. | ||||
Dangit I KNEW Osi would do this and you cant just declare war on the sp@mmers. Make a new topic for your war and dont ruin the Academy.... please....do you really want another Arvious around? Lack of training causes that. XD | ||||
It's also funny Osi....as Septim was making this we were talking on MSN about how Sp@mmers seem an endangered species here. Septim said that Seloc is like Obi-Wan, and he is like Yoda, while I am Luke. We were thinking of a Darth Vader when you posted XD We must bring back the days where Sp@mmers were as numerous as the cans of sp@m! | ||||
Sp@mmers shouldnt be endangered, they should be extinct. | ||||
Havnt you read anything Septim has written here? I dont think it's bad at all.... | ||||
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sp@m is pure annoying. i am going on a crusade soon :) any and all retarded pics that dont belong in threads are gone, annoying facepalms for example. your reign of terror is ova! | ||||
Wth are you talking about???? Those are the trolls like Cobra. We just make funny responses....We dont post pictures. (well...I dont anymore) me and Septim are like...the only sp@mmers left....those other people are not....we teach the good art of Sp@m. Not the misused kind. @Arvious- You know you were out of control when you were Plato so do not deny it >_> I was also bad when I decided to hate you back then but I learned quickly.....especially when I was called your multi -_- @Septim - We need like...a list of what Sp@mmers do....not that trash that insults our name and is mistaken for us.... | ||||
Why does everyone hate me :[ | ||||
O_o whoa.....jeez....Osi man...you hurt this boys feelings.....APOLIGIZE!!! | ||||
"Tell me that wasn't hilarious...splinters...*giggle*" | ||||
"We are not bad sp@mmers, we are good sp@mmers. Bad sp@mmers are the ones who flood your inbox with e-mails saying "Free penis enlargement pills" and "Click here for a free PS3!", we are not those people. We are the ones who make funny remarks, we are the ones who use proper grammar. Had I not been around, the roleplaying forums would be more obscure than they are right now. Go down the list of threads and tell me how much I love these forums." | ||||
As a knight of Sp@m, I must say that Septim is a fanatic in the RP forums -_- I am also planning on being here for awhile.....so if you group us all together.....then I could do that for plenty of things.....like...all VU players are the same....or all people in a certain kingdom are ghey.....think about it...jeez | ||||
Chapter 3 - Activity A sp@mmer doesn't have to be active all the time, contrary to popular belief, they must, however, post in a wide variety of threads. A sp@mmer who posts in only one forum is not a sp@mmer at all. But, good sp@mmers do not post in millions of threads, only a wide variety, if you post stupid things in every thread you are likely to be banned. | ||||
@Arvious- You know you were out of control when you were Plato so do not deny it >_> I was also bad when I decided to hate you back then but I learned quickly.....especially when I was called your multi -_- Oh thought you were talking about right now. | ||||
Nah....you have gotten quiet lately.....kind of worrying -_- | ||||
I have no clue what you're talking about.... | ||||
holy crappa's grandma! | ||||
kinda like that? | ||||
You didn't capitalize the first words of your setences! | ||||
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I was about to correct you for not putting in a period at the end, but I have bigger things to do then flame you. | ||||
I put enough periods in between my sentences =p My smilies count as periods! | ||||
Neither of you guys are smart when it come to grammar so don't lecture each other on it. | ||||
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You had 2 spaces between your come and to. Yelling at us for grammar, yeesh... | ||||
Damn, 24 seconds before me... | ||||
You could have just edited and saved yourself the trouble. ☺ Oh great, now all this talking is making the Academy look bad. Either join it or stop posting here on grammar. O_o | ||||
*rubs his eyes* | ||||
[[Allow me to do this in roleplay form, since this is the roleplay forum]] General guidelines:
*Scientist lowers the list* "Now all those who decide to take note of Septims bad advice will be subject to deleted posts and depending on the frequency of their crimes, being banned from the forums of VU" *Scientist walks up to the door and seals it* "This place is on lockdown!! Thank you and goodnight!" [[Sorry Septim, rules say no sp@m, so you teaching people to sp@m correctly is just a major NO!]] | ||||
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