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Spuds Potato Bar | ||||
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Hey everyone! I just looked in the mirror and realized that I wasnt a potato, then I was so happy and went and cooked some baked potato's and french fries. Then it came to mind that by instict, I am a fabulous potato chef! Cool huh? So, I would like to announce the grand opening of...Drum roll............ SPUDS POTATO BAR ----------------------------- Menu---------------------------------------------------
Everything is served with a tall glass of ale! Free! ORDER UP!!! | ||||
I'll take the Baked potato. | ||||
Hmmmmm, I'll have a Potato Stew, but I'll have some squirell bits put in!" | ||||
*spud walked back into the kichen and make tons of noise for a while with the pots and pans then comes out with a large warm plate with the baked potato's on it and a large steaming bowl of squirrel/potato stew. He sets it on the tables that he recently sat Epyon and Septim at.* "Dont worry about the check. It's grand opening, all entree's are on the house tonight." | ||||
*eagerly looks down at the recently placed plate of potatos* | ||||
"Oops! Sorry gentlemen." *Switches the plates around* | ||||
*takes a bite of his baked potato and takes a drink of his ale* | ||||
*Septim eats his Squirell Stew "Mmmmm, Yeah! whats for dessert anyways?" | ||||
*spud has to think fast because he never thought of a dessert* "sweeo potato's of course!" *Walks back into the kitchen and rattles some pots and pans and comes out with two small dishes of sweet potato's with marshmellows and carmel and serves them to his guests.* | ||||
*Epyon's face turns bright red and his face breaks out in a rash* | ||||
"...This is the wrong place for him to be eating if he is allergic to any kind of potato...." | ||||
*Looks at the potato "Hmmmm, no vermin?" *Cephorus adds some squirell spice to it "Much better!" *Cephorus starts eating his food | ||||
*About half an hour later Epyon returns to Spud's restaurant* | ||||
*Spud thinks to himself then dissapears into the kitchen for a while. Then comes out with all of his entrees.* "May I see that spice you used Septim?" | ||||
"Yeah, I got tons" *Hands Spud some Squirell Spice | ||||
"Do you have any other spices from your resturaunt?" *Spices all his foods a little bit and tastes them.* "Hmmmm, interesting, very interesting." | ||||
*slaps Septim* | ||||
*Spud slaps Epyon back* "Mix them? BAH! Thats poposterous! That would waste my precious potato's!" | ||||
"but I gave that to him so he could make my potatoes like I like them." | ||||
"....Mind if I try?" | ||||
"...sure" *Cephorus hands Epyon a shaker of Squirell Spice | ||||
*Spud hands all the spices back to Septim and takes his plates into his kitchen to wash them* | ||||
*Epyon looks up after eating his squirrel spiced potato* | ||||
"Thanks" | ||||
*Spud looks over at the two and shivers at the disgusting mamals ruining their potato's with the spice* | ||||
*Cephorus wonders why Spud doesn't like spice, he then wonders why he heard Spud's thought about the spice and decides not to say anything | ||||
*Epyon stares blankly into a wall, then decides to get back to work at Septim's* | ||||
A tall man (not Ragnarr) runs in and yells. "Sir Ragnarr is setting off to sea with 'The Stormborn"! All brave lads, looking for adventure and treasures are welcome! Beware of the risks though!" The man runs out through the door. | ||||
Do you haved any babies? I prefer mine well-done (nice and crispy on the edges) | ||||
*A mean looking mongoose walks through the door and puts up a flier, it says: Septim's exotic eats Exotic food for free Squirells Chipmunks Platypus Rattlesnakes Alligator Human and much much more | ||||
*Bludgeons Ceph with the mongoose* "His fried baby wasn't good anyway." | ||||
*The mongoose turns around and shreds Samus' arm off, afterwards it walks out of the potato bar. | ||||
*Revenge looks disgusted by the thought of eating a squirrel. He comes out from the corner of the resturaunt. "Can I have the stew with the chipmunk in it?" | ||||
*Septim turns to Revenge "This is a potato bar, if you want Chipmunk stew go to Septim's exotic eats" *Septim pulls out a spice shaker and pours some on his potato | ||||
"The stew has my choice of ingredients" *Revenge eyes the shaker in jealosy | ||||
"Well...since Spud has probably forgotten about this place...I'll make you one!" *Septim goes into the back and makes a bowl of Chipmunk stew with potatoes, he adds a bit of his spice and hands it to Revenge... | ||||
"Yum, I've gotta get some of that spice." *Revenge runs across the street to Septim's exotic eats and back, leaving Septim to guard his stew. | ||||
*Septim tackles Revenge "You...gotta...pay for that!" | ||||
*Revenge kicks him in the nuts and continues eating his stew. "I'm surprised those take so many hits and still work." | ||||
*Septim gets up off the ground and slaps Revenge to near death | ||||
*Epyon runs up, pistol whips Septim, takes his spice and runs* | ||||
*Septim shoots Epyon in the back of the head with a crossbow | ||||
*Epyon drops the spice on the ground, then crawls over to The Arena where he hopes to seek revenge against Septim =o* | ||||
*Picks up the spice and walks over to the arena | ||||
"Still got the precious spice" | ||||
*A mongoose walks in and puts up a flier, it says: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE ARENA Got a person you hate? Challenge then in the arena! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ||||
*walks into the bar* | ||||
*Septim disappears | ||||
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