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Suck my shlong.. [ RP GAME ]
18:18:15 Aug 20th 08 - Sir Revenge:

Suck my shlong, said Eden as he slapped his boss before walking out to find a new job.....Basicaly this is like continuation games, but with a twist >_< ________Its been tooooo long since Ive done anythign for this RP forum :( .___________You must work together to get Eden's daily jobs/stuff done Y________ou can only post once per section like If I set Edens Jobs today :______ Go to the shops ____Have lunch and pick the potatoes _______You may only post once in The shops part and once in the lunch and potatoes part _________This method which I am doing makes you EDEN_______ Please, posts no longer than 150 and no shorter than 100, give other people a chance too post and dont try and hurry the story ______Each section about walking to the shops should be about 5 posts, not 1________ In the begging , there is no tasks until the next day _______Remember though, you must cook, clean, feed any pets you wish to add_______ Please dont be stupid!______ Correct grammer! _______Good Roleplaying! ___Lets have some fun, please continue from 'Suck my shlong, said Eden as he slapped his boss before walking out to find a new job..'


18:20:31 Aug 20th 08 - Sir Revenge:

Omfg.. I hate opera.. It wont let me put spaces inbetween lines
Sorry! Ill add some dots inbetween the bits..


19:34:04 Aug 20th 08 - Sir Charley Statler:

[[Whoa...when I read the title I thought you finally lost it...again...I will work on something for this...different from anything I have seen]]


22:32:36 Aug 20th 08 - Sir Revenge:

Basically, its my new idea of

  1. Getting people to RP together
  2. Serious RP'in
  3. Getting me back in the zone
  4. First Person RP'ing

All in one ^^


00:10:30 Aug 21st 08 - Mr. Arvious VI:

    2.   Serious RP'in

...Yet you name it this?


00:47:00 Aug 21st 08 - Sir Charley Statler:

[[It is an attractive name to him...dont insult it! lol
I will give this a shot...]]

Suck my shlong, said Eden as he slapped his boss before walking out to find a new job...
Eden had put up enough with that jerk of a boss for several weeks before he finally could not stand it anymore.  His dad had told him to major in mathematics and be an accountant for a few years.  Eden, unwittingly, followed his father's advice, even though it did not really interest him. 

He walked out of the building and went to his apartment to think things over, and he also needed to think of a new job to consider.  He got onto his computer and opened the internet.  He searched for several hours and looked at possibly getting a job as a math teacher for a small school several miles away...


00:55:00 Aug 21st 08 - Lord Verll:

Suck my shlong, said Eden as he slapped his boss before walking out to find a new job...
Eden had put up enough with that jerk of a boss for several weeks before he finally could not stand it anymore.  His dad had told him to major in mathematics and be an accountant for a few years.  Eden, unwittingly, followed his father's advice, even though it did not really interest him. 

He walked out of the building and went to his apartment to think things over, and he also needed to think of a new job to consider.  He got onto his computer and opened the internet.  He searched for several hours and looked at possibly getting a job as a math teacher for a small school several miles away...

But then he accidentally clicked a porn add! Looking on the page he saw that they needed actors willing to do midget porn! Now that is definitely something for me, he thought. He picked up his phone and typed in the number that it said you should call...


03:15:41 Aug 21st 08 - Mr. Opportunity:

Suck my shlong, said Eden as he slapped his boss before walking out to find a new job...
Eden had put up enough with that jerk of a boss for several weeks before he finally could not stand it anymore.  His dad had told him to major in mathematics and be an accountant for a few years.  Eden, unwittingly, followed his father's advice, even though it did not really interest him. 

He walked out of the building and went to his apartment to think things over, and he also needed to think of a new job to consider.  He got onto his computer and opened the internet.  He searched for several hours and looked at possibly getting a job as a math teacher for a small school several miles away...

But then he accidentally clicked a porn add! Looking on the page he saw that they needed actors willing to do midget porn! Now that is definitely something for me, he thought. He picked up his phone and typed in the number that it said you should call...

"Call 1-800-LIV-PORN to subscribe to our services (ext. 1), talk to some sexy men/women in your area (ext. 2), or apply for a job (ext. 69)." Eden quickly dialed the number. The woman that picked up the phone sounded as if she was in her early twenties, meaning that she was possibly one of his future co-workers. This new career plan was amazingly different than the rest; he wanted to start as soon as possible! The woman simply asked him to sent a resume (including a clothed and nude image of himself). As he waited for a reply, desperately refreshing his email every two minutes, he finally recieved a response. The email said "Eden? This is your neighbor, Michelle..."


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