The Cow Heavens Vs Spamalot

The Cow Heavens Vs Spamalot

16:42:33 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

Might takes out a microphone pluged into 80 giant speakers.

"SEPTIM!!! I WILL KILL YOU FOR COPYING ALL OF MY NAMES AND MAKING VU LICK YOUR ASS! [Seriously, its gotta be raw right now!] ITS TIME TO DUELLLLLL!"

The Cow Hordes march......

17:15:16 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Arvious V:

Arvious sighs.

"Now of all the most stupid things I've seen in VU, this has got to be the most stupid."

Arvious grabs his Cow Killer 2000 and kills the cows.

17:15:58 Jun 12th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Ernie flies in on a ship, grabs Arvious, and drags him away before the impending doom*

Arvious...this is vs Septim....stand aside....

17:18:53 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Ant:

woop, can i eat a burger?

17:20:16 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Arvious V:

*after being dragged to the stadium sidelines, Arvious stands up*

"We're allies of Sp@malot, right?"

17:26:15 Jun 12th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

*Septim appears in an explosion of sp@m. He waves his blade and every cow soldier that is marching dies.

"Might! How dare you mock me with your lackeys? Fight me yourself!"

17:51:14 Jun 12th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Aside to Arvious* "Might has his grudge with Septim only....I fear his wrath...."

18:02:35 Jun 12th 08 - Lord Tudelu:

yay, first thing to do when you're back is to create a crappy sp@m thread with no rp worth mentioning in the rp forum? :p

welcome back btw, no one ever manages to leave vu forever :)

20:05:50 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

[Im not back. Im just here to kick Septim ASS!]

*Might appears in front of Septim and slaps him.*

20:11:48 Jun 12th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

*Septim slaps Might back*

20:19:50 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might slaps Septim harder.*

20:20:45 Jun 12th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

*Septim slaps Might so hard his kids feel the pain...

20:26:24 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might slaps Septim.......killing many brain cells.*

20:28:34 Jun 12th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

*Septim slaps Might so hard his GRANDkids feel the pain.

Mr. Might The God of Cows

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6/12/2008 8:42:33 AM

"Wait...what?"

21:20:46 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Thebornloser:

Are they slapping the face or the butt? Damn, can't see....

21:31:20 Jun 12th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

[[OOC: The face...]]

21:35:00 Jun 12th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

Well im not exactly going to wonder how slapping the butt can kill brain cells.....so you obviously just had butts on your mind -.-

21:42:44 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Thebornloser:

*pulls out his thickest glasses and thumbs through his thickest medical book*

*mutters to himself curiously*

Well, it says here that extreme orgasmic reactions induced by heavy butt slapping can override the self preservation instincts of brain cells thus causing them to rupture through sheer ecstacy....

*looks up at Might and Prince Septim*

Damn, you guys sure are enjoying this slapfest!!!

22:16:47 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might slaps Septims butt EXTREMELY HARD causing extreme orgasmic reactions induced by heavy butt slapping can override the self preservation instincts of brain cells thus causing them to rupture through sheer ecstacy*

22:22:12 Jun 12th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

*Septim slaps Might's face, causing his head to pop off.

22:32:19 Jun 12th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Walks over and punches Mr. Thebornloser in the face, causing his teeth to fall out*

"STOP MAKING EVERYTHING INTO A SEXUAL REFERENCE!"

22:39:30 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Arvious V:

*sprays whipped cream on Might's face to make him look rabid*

"Wait, this reminds me of a movie..."

00:29:06 Jun 13th 08 - Mr. Thebornloser:

*welcomes the full force of Ernie's punch*

HARDER BABY!!! This is making me estactic!

*turns, drops pants and exposes butt to Ernie*

Wanna kill some of me brain cells too?

01:06:04 Jun 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious V:

*stabs his eyes out after finding Ernie with Thebornloser, whsoe name is true*

03:10:41 Jun 13th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Ernie shoots Thebornloser in the face with a rifle and leaves.....no more stupidty*

05:16:21 Jun 13th 08 - Mr. The Beginner:

*catches Ernie's bullet with mouth, then swallows it*

*realises something....*

Ernie... are you firing blanks?

05:32:23 Jun 13th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Ernie smiles*
"Nope.....HE rounds >=D"
*The Beginner's teeth all explode and blood bursts from his face as sharpnel pierce his skull*

12:13:45 Jun 13th 08 - Mr. Thebornloser:

Poor Beginner :( You caught a bullet meant for me. I appreciate your noble sacrifice!!! I will now proceed to administer the most hedonistic of S&M torture onto Ernie. His brainful of ruptured cells will be payment for my blood debt to you.

*sets up the biggest butt slapping S&M device never imaginable to mankind. Grinning evilly, looks for Ernie to tie him to device*

Oh Ernie... where are you??? Want to experience multiple orga$ms?

15:02:38 Jun 13th 08 - Sir Revengee:

Out of the sky, Revenge floats down

He fires giant CB balls out of his hands at Septim and Might as they slap eachother..

The God of CornedBeef is alive..

15:49:10 Jun 13th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*A giant shield appears over Septim and Might as they continue to slap eachother.*

"Sorry, this is only a Wraith, Septim, and me Fight. You can fight Wraith though."

16:36:32 Jun 13th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

NO.......Septim you can high your fight >_> *leaves*

17:33:01 Jun 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious V:

"Good, now that Ernie's gone..."

*grabs his Cow Killer and fires at Might*

17:47:21 Jun 13th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

*Septim slaps Might.

17:58:51 Jun 13th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might slaps Septim.*

"Go away, Arvious."

18:02:12 Jun 13th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

*Septim slaps Might.

18:40:19 Jun 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious V:

*grabs a bag of popcorn and a sp@m sandwhich*

18:05:50 Jun 16th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might slaps Septim.*

18:07:00 Jun 16th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

*Septim slaps Might.

17:12:39 Jun 18th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might slaps Septim.*

17:13:24 Jun 18th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Ernie slaps Septim*

"Oh woops...."

*Backs away*

17:34:43 Jun 18th 08 - Mr. Arvious V:

"Damn, whats with the slaping?"

*slaps Ernie*

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